Cool refried beans, Batman! That was HI-larious. I friggin' hated watching every minute of that sadistic video, but I also couldn't help snickering during every last second of that incomparably long & excruciating gameplay. That would indeed be the embodiment of unusual and extreme torture if ever there was a need to implement it.
{Scenario}
"What's that? Let you go? Why, no problem at all. All that we require you to do is complete a
simple game of Super Mario Bros."
"What?! You can't be serious?"
Why, yes indeed, we are serious. But the interesting little detail of this task is that this particular version of Mario was concocted by
The Dr.
H. H. Holmes himself. Mwua-ha-Ha-ha-Ha-ha."
"Oh...My...Noes!"
"Prepare to endure a torture the likes of which you have never seen before!"
"You can't expect to succeed with such a plan!"
"I don't expect to succeed Mr. Bond, I expect you to die―by playing the only game that was banned by from Hell itself for being
too cruel. Mwua-ha-Ha-ha-Ha-ha-Ha-ha!!!"