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04-11-2009, 10:11 AM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Dust bunnies live under your bed... I don't think you're supposed to eat them.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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04-11-2009, 03:18 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, sobs not to forget it?" He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. "Where's my toast?"
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-12-2009, 01:10 AM
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#17328 (permalink) |
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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Did you know... Ears of corn always have an even number of rows of kernels.
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-12-2009, 03:58 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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whats red and shaped like a bucket...................
.............. ........... a red bucket? .
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-12-2009, 06:55 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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__________________
"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-12-2009, 09:55 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-12-2009, 10:58 PM
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Upright
Location: the Rust Belt
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"What is the thing we crave most in life? The sense that someone somewhere remembers and loves us. Even better if we love them in return. Anything can be endured if that idea holds fast." -- Martin Cruz Smith, RED SQUARE |
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04-13-2009, 12:45 AM
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#17345 (permalink) |
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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Name the song:
Name the band: This song is the last track on Master of Reality. It is about the Earth becoming so terrible that a group of astronauts fly off into space to try to find a new planet to live on. It has been compared to the group's 1970 song "Electric Funeral" in terms of lyrics and sound. .
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-13-2009, 05:19 AM
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#17347 (permalink) |
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Tired
Location: Florida
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Me too.
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From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins |
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04-13-2009, 05:24 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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Years ago I was at a girl's apartment, our first date, laying naked on her bed and a bit spaced out, and she played some "romantic" (???) Black Sabbath...black lights, fluorescent teeth and lint everywhere....ahhh, those were the good old days
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04-13-2009, 01:50 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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Into the Void
Black Sabbath
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-13-2009, 10:47 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it rape or shoplifting?
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-13-2009, 11:08 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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04-14-2009, 12:26 AM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Wow. I totally forgot about the Noid.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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04-14-2009, 12:37 AM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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