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Old 02-06-2006, 02:19 PM   #721 (permalink)
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How fast is this thread growing? In order to answer this scientifically we need a graph. All good science uses graphs. Lets get to it....
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:19 PM   #722 (permalink)
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Scientific conclusion: As time goes by, this thread is getting longer, not shorter. We have reason to be optimistic about the creation of The Longest Thread Ever.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:21 PM   #723 (permalink)
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Next, we need to find a curve of best fit which approximates our scientific data. GO GO GO.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:21 PM   #724 (permalink)
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As we can scientifically see from this graph; our line of best fit very closely approximates our data set, except in the areas where the two lines are not very close. These areas can be dismissed as noise in the data set, or second order effects, or something like that.....
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:22 PM   #725 (permalink)
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Now for the best part - the extrapolation. This is the most fun part of science.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:22 PM   #726 (permalink)
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According to our scientific extrapolations, The Longest Thread Ever should overtake its competitors (the highest of which currently has a little over 13,000 posts) on 19th of this month. Not bad. Not bad.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:22 PM   #727 (permalink)
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Furthermore, The Longest Thread Ever should reach One Million Posts approximately on the 27th of this month. Science in action ladies and gentlemen.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:26 PM   #728 (permalink)
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There you have it. Science has spoken. I have been Dr. Klein P.H.D., Titled Nonsense's only quasi-qualified scientific expert on the Advanced Pointless topics that matter to you.
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:56 PM   #729 (permalink)
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Shall we try and make it come true? Maybe not the million posts, but the "LONGEST THREAD EVER" part? Tis a lofty goal, but if we all work together, it can be obtained!
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Old 02-06-2006, 06:21 PM   #730 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2006, 07:36 PM   #731 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:06 PM   #732 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:13 PM   #733 (permalink)
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It's either a Gourd grown in the shape of a penis or a Gourd full of penises. I'm hoping (pulling?) for the former.
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:15 PM   #734 (permalink)
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A penis gourd is the secret step in the scientific method, one CSFlim clearly used. The first rule of penis gourd is we don't talk about penis gourd. However, I for one welcome our penis gourd overlords.
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:35 PM   #735 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2006, 11:18 PM   #736 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2006, 11:18 PM   #737 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2006, 11:19 PM   #738 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2006, 11:56 PM   #741 (permalink)
 
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i figured i might as well contribute something to this thread.
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Old 02-06-2006, 11:59 PM   #742 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2006, 01:34 AM   #744 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2006, 02:20 AM   #745 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2006, 12:14 AM   #748 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2006, 07:16 AM   #749 (permalink)
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Alright, it's morning again... time to get this thread a'rolling.
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