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CSflim · 02-06-2006, 02:19 PM

How fast is this thread growing? In order to answer this scientifically we need a graph. All good science uses graphs. Lets get to it....

CSflim · 02-06-2006, 02:19 PM

Number of Posts plotted against date:

Scientific conclusion: As time goes by, this thread is getting longer, not shorter. We have reason to be optimistic about the creation of The Longest Thread Ever.

CSflim · 02-06-2006, 02:21 PM

Next, we need to find a curve of best fit which approximates our scientific data. GO GO GO.

CSflim · 02-06-2006, 02:21 PM

As we can scientifically see from this graph; our line of best fit very closely approximates our data set, except in the areas where the two lines are not very close. These areas can be dismissed as noise in the data set, or second order effects, or something like that.....

CSflim · 02-06-2006, 02:22 PM

Now for the best part - the extrapolation. This is the most fun part of science.

CSflim · 02-06-2006, 02:22 PM

According to our scientific extrapolations, The Longest Thread Ever should overtake its competitors (the highest of which currently has a little over 13,000 posts) on 19th of this month. Not bad. Not bad.

CSflim · 02-06-2006, 02:22 PM

Furthermore, The Longest Thread Ever should reach One Million Posts approximately on the 27th of this month. Science in action ladies and gentlemen.

CSflim · 02-06-2006, 02:26 PM

There you have it. Science has spoken. I have been Dr. Klein P.H.D., Titled Nonsense's only quasi-qualified scientific expert on the Advanced Pointless topics that matter to you.

NoSoup · 02-06-2006, 05:56 PM

Oh my side... That's hiliarious

Shall we try and make it come true? Maybe not the million posts, but the "LONGEST THREAD EVER" part? Tis a lofty goal, but if we all work together, it can be obtained!

aKula · 02-06-2006, 06:21 PM

Great work there CSflim!

Tophat665 · 02-06-2006, 07:36 PM

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Damn typos!
Penis Gourd

Carno · 02-06-2006, 08:06 PM

Penis Gourd?

What might that be?

fresnelly · 02-06-2006, 08:13 PM

It's either a Gourd grown in the shape of a penis or a Gourd full of penises. I'm hoping (pulling?) for the former.

Zeraph · 02-06-2006, 08:15 PM

A penis gourd is the secret step in the scientific method, one CSFlim clearly used. The first rule of penis gourd is we don't talk about penis gourd. However, I for one welcome our penis gourd overlords.
......

Penis Gourd

Carno · 02-06-2006, 08:35 PM

I can't find the penis gourd post

Jeff · 02-06-2006, 11:18 PM

Jeff · 02-06-2006, 11:18 PM

Yeah, boooooooy!

Jeff · 02-06-2006, 11:19 PM

MexicanOnABike · 02-06-2006, 11:44 PM

i figured this should be posted in here to give ppl some motivation.,

http://foobies.com/

MexicanOnABike · 02-06-2006, 11:45 PM

mostly anorexic silicone toothpicks but i'm sure theres some nice ones in there.

MexicanOnABike · 02-06-2006, 11:56 PM

i figured i might as well contribute something to this thread.

NoSoup · 02-06-2006, 11:59 PM

G'nite bump

MexicanOnABike · 02-07-2006, 12:08 AM

more boobies!

Jeff · 02-07-2006, 01:34 AM

Mmmm....boooobies.

Jeff · 02-07-2006, 02:20 AM

I love spam emails: UPSET BCOZ OF UR SHORT DlCK? LONGER 2" WITH THIS feast

Ishmal · 02-07-2006, 08:55 PM

Jeff · 02-07-2006, 11:19 PM

POST #

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 12:14 AM

G'nite post...

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:16 AM

Alright, it's morning again... time to get this thread a'rolling.

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:17 AM

Anyone else who sees this is encouraged to jump on the bandwagon....

Carno · 02-08-2006, 07:19 AM

I'm going to class!

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:23 AM

On the back of my business card...

"Things needed for a loan application"

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:24 AM

Current Pay Stubs, showing a minimum of one month of income...

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:26 AM

Bank Accounts, Provide a minimum of one month's statements, all pages

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:26 AM

Last year's W2's

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:27 AM

Most recent investment or retirement account statements

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:28 AM

Two years employment history

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:29 AM

Two years of residence history...

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:31 AM

If Self-employed: two years tax returns...

NoSoup · 02-08-2006, 07:31 AM

Child Support Decree if Applicable

02-06-2006, 02:19 PM	#721 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	How fast is this thread growing? In order to answer this scientifically we need a graph. All good science uses graphs. Lets get to it.... __________________

02-06-2006, 02:19 PM	#722 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Number of Posts plotted against date: Scientific conclusion: As time goes by, this thread is getting longer, not shorter. We have reason to be optimistic about the creation of The Longest Thread Ever. __________________

02-06-2006, 02:21 PM	#723 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Next, we need to find a curve of best fit which approximates our scientific data. GO GO GO. __________________

02-06-2006, 02:21 PM	#724 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	As we can scientifically see from this graph; our line of best fit very closely approximates our data set, except in the areas where the two lines are not very close. These areas can be dismissed as noise in the data set, or second order effects, or something like that..... __________________

02-06-2006, 02:22 PM	#725 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Now for the best part - the extrapolation. This is the most fun part of science. __________________

02-06-2006, 02:22 PM	#726 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	According to our scientific extrapolations, The Longest Thread Ever should overtake its competitors (the highest of which currently has a little over 13,000 posts) on 19th of this month. Not bad. Not bad. __________________

02-06-2006, 02:22 PM	#727 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Furthermore, The Longest Thread Ever should reach One Million Posts approximately on the 27th of this month. Science in action ladies and gentlemen. __________________

02-06-2006, 02:26 PM	#728 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	There you have it. Science has spoken. I have been Dr. Klein P.H.D., Titled Nonsense's only quasi-qualified scientific expert on the Advanced Pointless topics that matter to you. __________________

02-06-2006, 05:56 PM	#729 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Oh my side... That's hiliarious Shall we try and make it come true? Maybe not the million posts, but the "LONGEST THREAD EVER" part? Tis a lofty goal, but if we all work together, it can be obtained! __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-06-2006, 06:21 PM	#730 (permalink)
aKula Psycho	Great work there CSflim! __________________ "I am the wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble." -Klaus Kinski as Don Lope de Aguirre

02-06-2006, 07:36 PM	#731 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Penis Gourd Penis Gourd Penis Gourd Penis Gourd Penis Gourd Damn typos! Penis Gourd __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-06-2006, 08:06 PM	#732 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Penis Gourd? What might that be? __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

02-06-2006, 08:13 PM	#733 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	It's either a Gourd grown in the shape of a penis or a Gourd full of penises. I'm hoping (pulling?) for the former. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

02-06-2006, 08:15 PM	#734 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	A penis gourd is the secret step in the scientific method, one CSFlim clearly used. The first rule of penis gourd is we don't talk about penis gourd. However, I for one welcome our penis gourd overlords. ...... Penis Gourd

02-06-2006, 08:35 PM	#735 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	I can't find the penis gourd post __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

02-06-2006, 11:18 PM	#736 (permalink)
Jeff And we'll all float on ok... Location: Iowa City	__________________ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

02-06-2006, 11:18 PM	#737 (permalink)
Jeff And we'll all float on ok... Location: Iowa City	Yeah, boooooooy! __________________ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

02-06-2006, 11:19 PM	#738 (permalink)
Jeff And we'll all float on ok... Location: Iowa City	__________________ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

02-07-2006, 01:34 AM	#744 (permalink)
Jeff And we'll all float on ok... Location: Iowa City	Mmmm....boooobies. __________________ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

02-06-2006, 11:44 PM	#739 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	i figured this should be posted in here to give ppl some motivation., http://foobies.com/

02-06-2006, 11:45 PM	#740 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	mostly anorexic silicone toothpicks but i'm sure theres some nice ones in there.

02-06-2006, 11:56 PM	#741 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	i figured i might as well contribute something to this thread.

02-06-2006, 11:59 PM	#742 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	G'nite bump __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-07-2006, 12:08 AM	#743 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	more boobies! more boobies!

02-07-2006, 02:20 AM	#745 (permalink)
Jeff And we'll all float on ok... Location: Iowa City	I love spam emails: UPSET BCOZ OF UR SHORT DlCK? LONGER 2" WITH THIS feast __________________ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

02-07-2006, 08:55 PM	#746 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	__________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

02-07-2006, 11:19 PM	#747 (permalink)
Jeff And we'll all float on ok... Location: Iowa City	POST # __________________ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

02-08-2006, 12:14 AM	#748 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	G'nite post... __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:16 AM	#749 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Alright, it's morning again... time to get this thread a'rolling. __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:17 AM	#750 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Anyone else who sees this is encouraged to jump on the bandwagon.... __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:19 AM	#751 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	I'm going to class! __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

02-08-2006, 07:23 AM	#752 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	On the back of my business card... "Things needed for a loan application" __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:24 AM	#753 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Current Pay Stubs, showing a minimum of one month of income... __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:26 AM	#754 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Bank Accounts, Provide a minimum of one month's statements, all pages __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:26 AM	#755 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Last year's W2's __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:27 AM	#756 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Most recent investment or retirement account statements __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:28 AM	#757 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Two years employment history __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:29 AM	#758 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	Two years of residence history... __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

02-08-2006, 07:31 AM	#759 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	If Self-employed: two years tax returns... __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...