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Jadey · 01-28-2007, 09:33 AM

All is fair in Iowa as we prepare for the visit of the Hillary.

Sharon · 01-28-2007, 09:35 AM

You mean future President Clinton?

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-28-2007, 10:11 AM

Hillary,
I respect her, still
I wonder.

Zooksport2 · 01-28-2007, 01:36 PM

5964.... ever so slowly....

Message to Sillygirl

I started a thread using the same topic that someone else already had.... but it was too late to delete it, so I changed it to "worlds shortest....) you know the rest....
Then when you said about locking it I searched and found out how, and did....

See I told ya it was boring....

TTFN

.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-28-2007, 01:57 PM

At variable rates
This enviable thread grows.
A thing of beauty.

Sharon · 01-28-2007, 02:15 PM

Randomness:
One thing, another...
Fuck knows why.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-28-2007, 02:29 PM

It's all connected
How can it be random if
It's all related?

Sharon · 01-28-2007, 03:05 PM

Related?
Randomness says no,
Not at all.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-28-2007, 03:28 PM

Randomness says yes,
Can't you see to everything?
Related, we are.

Sharon · 01-28-2007, 04:14 PM

Blue apples.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-28-2007, 06:28 PM

They sound delicious
There's a problem, however,
There is no such thing.

biznatch · 01-28-2007, 06:29 PM

Blue balls. There is such a thing. And some people, somewhere, have them apple sized.

Sharon · 01-28-2007, 06:37 PM

Apple size blue balls? Imagine what the penis would be like!!!!!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-28-2007, 06:50 PM

See how you are, ma'am?
See how this thread is turning?
A wrong direction.

...I had better stuff for you...

Sharon · 01-28-2007, 07:03 PM

Fine, I'll clean it up. I love rabbits. Fluffy animals. So cute and innocent!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-28-2007, 07:14 PM

As if they could be,
they smile and wave 'bye
They try to be wrong.

Sharon · 01-28-2007, 07:31 PM

I don't get it. That's a pretty cryptic haiku.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-28-2007, 07:39 PM

But necessary, yes?
Otherwise knowing fails us
and outwards we drift.

It's another one,
double-posted, auto-merged!
Society rocks.

biznatch · 01-28-2007, 09:01 PM

A Rabbit, you say? Way to tone it down, Sharon!

Zooksport2 · 01-28-2007, 10:32 PM

MMMM rabbits... taste good. I wonder if they get blue balls?

Sharon · 01-29-2007, 03:03 AM

Rabbits are completely innocent creatures. It's not like they have sex a lot or anything.

Zooksport2 · 01-29-2007, 03:25 AM

In one year, a doe can produce more than 20 offspring and many of these will breed themselves when only 4 months old.

Rabbits have a gestation period (time between mating and birth) of 28 - 31 days.

Sharon · 01-29-2007, 03:48 AM

Breeding at 4 months old? Can anyone say jailbait...

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-29-2007, 10:25 AM

Playboy bunnies rock.
Rabbits sound like machine guns
When they are mating.

Sharon · 01-29-2007, 10:45 AM

Playboy bunnies look really glamourous - it was only that other thread with the tell-all that has kind of ruined it for me.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-29-2007, 01:55 PM

Ruination.
The death of dreams and
advancement.

Zooksport2 · 01-29-2007, 02:06 PM

Bought a car for my daughter today.

1998 Hyundai.
5 grand

Sharon · 01-29-2007, 02:17 PM

You good little daddy you.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-29-2007, 03:43 PM

Now, indeed,
I admire you more,
You good dad!

Sharon · 01-29-2007, 03:53 PM

** innocent voice **

Daddy, I've been a reeeeeal goooood girl... don't spank me, ok?

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-29-2007, 03:59 PM

"I wasn't that bad,
I didn't mean to do it,
I'll be better now!"

(I love you, daddy!)

Abandoned
Just silence remains
Responding.

Zooksport2 · 01-29-2007, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon

** innocent voice **

Daddy, I've been a reeeeeal goooood girl... don't spank me, ok?

now this is interesting..... Sharon pretenting not to wanting a spanking

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-29-2007, 09:04 PM

Wanting a spanking
Might not hurt either party
If both wanted it.

Zooksport2 · 01-29-2007, 09:16 PM

Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-29-2007, 09:27 PM

One last one
"ere going to sleep:
Yes, yes yes!

(I hope I don't have bad dreams!)

Sharon · 01-30-2007, 01:54 AM

We need to buy a TFP paddle.

biznatch · 01-30-2007, 02:13 AM

Tilted Paddle Project?
Such an awesome idea deserves a spanking.

Sharon · 01-30-2007, 03:41 AM

You get one, and I'll bend over your knee and beg you for mercy, how's that.

Zooksport2 · 01-30-2007, 04:00 AM

I'll HOLD you to that!!!!!

Sharon · 01-30-2007, 04:09 AM

You might have to hold me down.

Post number 6000! Wooohooo!!!

01-28-2007, 10:11 AM	#5963 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Hillary, I respect her, still I wonder. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-28-2007, 01:36 PM	#5964 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	5964.... ever so slowly.... Message to Sillygirl I started a thread using the same topic that someone else already had.... but it was too late to delete it, so I changed it to "worlds shortest....) you know the rest.... Then when you said about locking it I searched and found out how, and did.... See I told ya it was boring.... TTFN . __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd Last edited by Zooksport2; 02-06-2007 at 11:21 PM..

01-28-2007, 01:57 PM	#5965 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	At variable rates This enviable thread grows. A thing of beauty. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-28-2007, 02:29 PM	#5967 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It's all connected How can it be random if It's all related? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-28-2007, 03:28 PM	#5969 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Randomness says yes, Can't you see to everything? Related, we are. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-28-2007, 09:33 AM	#5961 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	All is fair in Iowa as we prepare for the visit of the Hillary.

01-28-2007, 09:35 AM	#5962 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	You mean future President Clinton?

01-28-2007, 02:15 PM	#5966 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Randomness: One thing, another... Fuck knows why.

01-28-2007, 03:05 PM	#5968 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Related? Randomness says no, Not at all.

01-28-2007, 04:14 PM	#5970 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Blue apples.

01-28-2007, 06:28 PM	#5971 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	They sound delicious There's a problem, however, There is no such thing. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-28-2007, 06:29 PM	#5972 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Blue balls. There is such a thing. And some people, somewhere, have them apple sized. Last edited by biznatch; 01-28-2007 at 06:33 PM..

01-28-2007, 06:37 PM	#5973 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Apple size blue balls? Imagine what the penis would be like!!!!!

01-28-2007, 06:50 PM	#5974 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	See how you are, ma'am? See how this thread is turning? A wrong direction. ...I had better stuff for you... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-28-2007, 07:03 PM	#5975 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Fine, I'll clean it up. I love rabbits. Fluffy animals. So cute and innocent!

01-28-2007, 07:14 PM	#5976 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	As if they could be, they smile and wave 'bye They try to be wrong. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-28-2007, 07:31 PM	#5977 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	I don't get it. That's a pretty cryptic haiku.

01-28-2007, 07:39 PM	#5978 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	But necessary, yes? Otherwise knowing fails us and outwards we drift. It's another one, double-posted, auto-merged! Society rocks. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 01-28-2007 at 08:24 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

01-28-2007, 09:01 PM	#5979 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	A Rabbit, you say? Way to tone it down, Sharon!

01-28-2007, 10:32 PM	#5980 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	MMMM rabbits... taste good. I wonder if they get blue balls? __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-29-2007, 03:03 AM	#5981 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Rabbits are completely innocent creatures. It's not like they have sex a lot or anything.

01-29-2007, 03:25 AM	#5982 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	In one year, a doe can produce more than 20 offspring and many of these will breed themselves when only 4 months old. Rabbits have a gestation period (time between mating and birth) of 28 - 31 days. __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-29-2007, 03:48 AM	#5983 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Breeding at 4 months old? Can anyone say jailbait...

01-29-2007, 10:25 AM	#5984 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Playboy bunnies rock. Rabbits sound like machine guns When they are mating. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-29-2007, 10:45 AM	#5985 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Playboy bunnies look really glamourous - it was only that other thread with the tell-all that has kind of ruined it for me.

01-29-2007, 01:55 PM	#5986 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Ruination. The death of dreams and advancement. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-29-2007, 02:06 PM	#5987 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Bought a car for my daughter today. 1998 Hyundai. 5 grand __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-29-2007, 02:17 PM	#5988 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	You good little daddy you.

01-29-2007, 03:43 PM	#5989 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Now, indeed, I admire you more, You good dad! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-29-2007, 03:53 PM	#5990 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	innocent voice Daddy, I've been a reeeeeal goooood girl... don't spank me, ok?

01-29-2007, 03:59 PM	#5991 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	"I wasn't that bad, I didn't mean to do it, I'll be better now!" (I love you, daddy!) Abandoned Just silence remains Responding. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 01-29-2007 at 08:54 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

01-29-2007, 09:04 PM	#5993 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Wanting a spanking Might not hurt either party If both wanted it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-29-2007, 09:16 PM	#5994 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

01-29-2007, 09:27 PM	#5995 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	One last one "ere going to sleep: Yes, yes yes! (I hope I don't have bad dreams!) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-30-2007, 01:54 AM	#5996 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	We need to buy a TFP paddle.