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Old 01-03-2007, 03:52 AM   #5561 (permalink)
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I know where the xiphoid process is - I'm just wondering whether you just discovered (or created) the notch!
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Old 01-03-2007, 12:02 PM   #5562 (permalink)
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So I was fucking this little slut in the ass the other day; real rough and nasty style, talking dirty to her the whole time. I have her bent over pounding away at her and I shout out "You're my dirty little whore, aren't you? Tell me what you are". In between moans she yells back "I'm your dirty little whore for you to do what ever you want to". So I smack her hard on the ass shouting "Don't end your sentences with a preposition, bitch!"
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:09 PM   #5563 (permalink)
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It's a congenital notch - I've had it forever.

and so, once again,
He talks to himself and sees:
automerged-double.

Just trying to grow the thread, you know.
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Old 01-03-2007, 06:20 PM   #5564 (permalink)
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CSflim - that sounds almost incestuous, like having sex with your grammar.

Watch the thread growing
First one post, then another
Lather, rinse, repeat
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Old 01-03-2007, 06:34 PM   #5565 (permalink)
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I just don't know what to do with myself....
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Old 01-03-2007, 07:04 PM   #5566 (permalink)
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Me neither - I wish there was somebody else here with me.
The daughter took my car; the older son is probably playing video games over at his (eSTRANGEd) girlfriends place, the wife and younger son are I at basketball practice...stil...I hope! (...)
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Old 01-03-2007, 07:42 PM   #5567 (permalink)
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eSTRANGEd indeed

Well we'll keep you (cyber) company.
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Old 01-03-2007, 08:21 PM   #5568 (permalink)
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yeah, I'll keep ya company.... just as soon as I get back......... from holidays....
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Old 01-03-2007, 08:27 PM   #5569 (permalink)
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Happy holidays...
I sometimes wish I lived in France.
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Old 01-03-2007, 08:33 PM   #5570 (permalink)
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I'm back.... did I miss anything????
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Old 01-03-2007, 08:35 PM   #5571 (permalink)
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Miss Terious.
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Old 01-03-2007, 08:38 PM   #5572 (permalink)
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I felt a tremble
but I think it went away:
There is vague knowledge.
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Old 01-03-2007, 09:41 PM   #5573 (permalink)
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Well, gotta go again.......
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:08 PM   #5574 (permalink)
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Nice cleavage, Zooksport2!
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:42 AM   #5575 (permalink)
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Awww shucks.... Thank you... they are real, you know....
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:58 AM   #5576 (permalink)
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They may be real, but are they yours?
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Old 01-04-2007, 07:32 AM   #5577 (permalink)
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What's real? Do we know?
What passes for it these days
may not have before.
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:12 AM   #5578 (permalink)
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The question, my friend,
Is "To be or not to be";
THAT is the question
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:14 AM   #5579 (permalink)
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Haiku posts are bad
to write them here should be banned
Wolves don't like haiku
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:29 AM   #5580 (permalink)
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I don't care for wolves...
Were this a democracy,
Their thoughts should not count
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:53 AM   #5581 (permalink)
 
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Awww shucks.... Thank you... they are real, you know....
i can only verify that by a physical test.
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Old 01-04-2007, 12:04 PM   #5582 (permalink)
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Good haiku zed wolf!
I can stop if you insist,
but I'd rather not...
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Old 01-04-2007, 01:09 PM   #5583 (permalink)
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Too much fun to taunt
The wolf who stays among us
The one we call Zed

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Old 01-04-2007, 01:16 PM   #5584 (permalink)
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I was there one time
I couldn't freakin' stand it
Haikus are so lame

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Old 01-04-2007, 01:59 PM   #5585 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharon
They may be real, but are they yours?
ummmm that'd be a no.... My only "cleavage" is behind me, and lower down...

Quote:
Originally Posted by mexicanonabike
i can only verify that by a physical test.

Sure you can....

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Old 01-04-2007, 04:43 PM   #5586 (permalink)
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Does that mean we must
Think about buttocks again?
And Ryan is gay!
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Old 01-04-2007, 07:42 PM   #5587 (permalink)
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Mmmm I love buttocks
Find me a hot man who can
Give me a firm pair
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:07 PM   #5588 (permalink)
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Even hairy, eh?
Men waxing is bizarre..
See Caligula.
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:41 PM   #5589 (permalink)
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What's Caligula?
A film about butt shaving?
What an odd subject.
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Old 01-04-2007, 09:09 PM   #5590 (permalink)
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Butt cleavage? you asked for it......
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:49 AM   #5591 (permalink)
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Butt cleavage is nice
Where can I get one like that
Are you a plumber?

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Old 01-05-2007, 04:58 AM   #5592 (permalink)
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I love to check out
That most wonderful of things:
A hot man's plumbing
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Old 01-05-2007, 05:23 AM   #5593 (permalink)
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lol, ok. the haiku can stay.
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Old 01-05-2007, 06:31 AM   #5594 (permalink)
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Hurray for haikus
Today I feel we have won
A great victory
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:22 PM   #5595 (permalink)
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A great victory
but only relatively,
shall we risk others?
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:59 PM   #5596 (permalink)
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Well, I refuse
to be a part of this, this.....
haiku thing....!
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:39 PM   #5597 (permalink)
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More power to you!
And damn counting syllables!
What violence, haiku!
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Old 01-05-2007, 06:03 PM   #5598 (permalink)
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Haikus? Violent? No!
You seem to misunderstand...
The haiku brings peace.
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Old 01-05-2007, 08:01 PM   #5599 (permalink)
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I'd rather drop my shorts........
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Old 01-05-2007, 08:31 PM   #5600 (permalink)
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All the time! Me, too!
What peace can there be if we
cannot feel free to?
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