noodle

No, eeww. Blue, if I did.

Are you in your right mind.... or in your left?

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Grasshopper Green

I just finished my math homework, so uh...I think that's my left?

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

maleficent

Pistacio.. or however you spell it...

What do you do when you are bored?

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fresnelly

Surf the TFP of course! Or read, or watch tv, or go for a walk around the neighbourhood.

What's your favourite room in a house? (points for an answer other than "the bedroom. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.")

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Elphaba

I'm here, as always.

What one change would you like to make about your living space?

Edit...Late as always.

Favorite room is the family room; lots of light and a view of the lake.

onodrim

I would like to make my bathroom door not open into my toilet bowl so I could get the door open all the way.

How do you like your eggs?

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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides"
-Carl Sagan

shesus

over medium...the yolk is still runny, but not raw. Of course I also like them hard boiled...or made into an omelet. Hell, I just love the incredible, edible egg.

What is your favorite sandwich?

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Whatever did happen to your soul?
I heard you sold it

Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

fresnelly

BBQ Pulled Pork. :drool:

Back in elementary school, did you have a personal tormenter? How would you confront him/her today?

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Carno

Yes I did, and his name was Trey. He was a grade higher (fifth or sixth I think) than me and he used to try and beat me up during recess. In many ways that formed me into the person that I am today. I'll never forget his name, but I would not confront him, given the chance. He wouldn't be worth a second glance.


Back in elementary school, did you have a personal tormenter? How would you confront him/her today?

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feelgood

Yeah, name was Reese Short, and I would punch the fucker if I met him today

If somebody was about to kill you and was distract for a min and you look over to a table nearby you and there's a handgun and a rifle, which one would you pick?

robbdn

Thanks for that great question, I've actually given a lot of thought to this situation. The biggest question here, imho, is how close the attacker is to my person. Is the attacker intent on causing harm with a melee weapon, or at close range with a firearm? If yes, then definitely the hand gun. Is the attacker at a distance, trying to kill me with throwing stars and crossbow bolts? Then, definitely the rifle. Totally sweet.

How do you feel about your job/work?

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I'm swimming in the digital residue of a media-drenched world. It's too cold.

maleficent

While it's got it's moments... and I'm in desperate need of a long vacation... I love my job... It's challenging, it's interesting, I work with some great people (some pains in the arses too), but most days it's fun... Hell - I have nothing else so I better like it...

How many electrohic gadgets do you have-- what are they... do you use them on a regular basis? did you get it because all your friends had one or because you though it wouldbe useful... and is it?

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BigBen

Palm Pilot
MP3/Flash Disk/FM radio/Voice recorder
Cell Phone
Another flash disk

I got all of these things because I experienced a need, and this technology filled that need. I don't buy things (besides beer) because all of my friends had one...

Whoops, forgot a question:

What is the thing in your life that is most on your mind these days? Why?

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3.141592654
Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Charlatan

My job is the most on my mind these days. I have a to make a report in a week about where this position is going and honestly, I think it's going nowhere. Do I tell the truth and get out of a job or do I stay mum and lose my self respect?

Add to this, the job interview I had last week... It woudl be a great job, if I get it. But it's in Singapore.

Careers are complicated.



What is the song you sing in the shower?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

ahahhhahhah.....yeah right.

ask joe what i sound like singing.........i'm a fucking drummer dammit!!!!!!


are you a lefty or a righty?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Poppinjay

Righty


Where is your next vacation?

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fresnelly

Well, my Wife and son are going to France for a week in the Spring with her Parents . Her Parents won a weekend at a Chateau, so they are building a vacation around it and taking them along.

I can't go because of work and funds , but then I'll have the place to myself for a week with no parental responsibilities.


Do you ever take notice of the lighting at concerts or shows?

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maleficent

Always... back in high school and college, i was really involved in the backstage workings of the theater.. .mainly in costume design and makeup, but lighting was always interesting. because how just the lighting could make the costumes and makeup look either outstanding or really crappy.. it was really neat... plus the lighting guys were a fun group to hangout with...


How do you feel about fritos?

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Bill O'Rights

Ayiee, yie-yie-yieeee,
I am dee Frito Bandito.
I love Frito's Corn Chips,
I love dem I do.
I love Frito's Corn Chips,
I take dem from you.

What song, from any era, can bring literal tears to your eyes, every time that you hear it?

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Charlatan

I don't have feelings for Fritos... but their corniness does grace my lips from time to time (just not for the past several years).

EDIT: I tear up at the drop of a hat... seriously. I hate it. I watch TV and it makes me tear up. Music, there are few songs that make me tear up.


If you could be doing anything right now, what would that be?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

fresnelly

Sitting in a cabin up north, staring into a roaring fire with a mug of hot chocolate in my hand.

If you could be doing anything else right now, what would that be?

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Poppinjay

I don't know, the mug and the cabin up north sounds pretty damn good.

I'd be in Nags Head, eating oysters.

If you could be doing anything else right now, why aren't you?

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Grasshopper Green

One word...money. If I had my druthers I'd be traveling right now

What is the ugliest piece of clothing you have ever worn?

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Formerly Medusa

maleficent

pick a bridesmaid dress - any bridesmaid dress. tafeta in primary colors with big ugly butt bows and crinolines... with matching dyed shoes...

What gives you the warm fuzzies...

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feelgood

When I watch that I am Canadian commerical

Would you jerk it on a busy highway?

Charlatan

If motivated, I will jerk it just about anywhere...

When I say, "Canada" what is the first thing that pops into your head? (Mal, if you answer this you can't say beefcake).

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- Old Man Luedecke

fresnelly

What?!? Good lord no. I can't imagine how driving on a clogged expressway could possibly inspire me to whip it out and uh, "handle my stick shift".

Edit: late

The first thing that popped into my head when I read your question, was Pop Tarts.

When I think Canada I think of our wilderness.

What's your commute to work like?

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Charlatan

Depends... on my Vespa it is fun and carefree... On the streetcar I get a lot of reading done... I actually like my commute regardless of the mode of transportation.


If you could be a character in any movie, what would you choose and why?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Grasshopper Green

Scarlett O'Hara. She has traits that I wish I had...she goes after what she wants, has loads of self confidence, and she can make a set of curtains look fantastic
Sure, she also steals other people's husbands, marries people she doesn't love, and is a poor mother...but hey, we all have our faults.

What is your favorite Disney movie?

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Formerly Medusa

777

Mulan, for it's kung fu action!

Have you ever consulted a Magic 8-ball for guidance?

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

feelgood

Yeah "Should I dump my gf or not?" Worst thing I did based on the magic 8-ball

If you believed in god(s), would there be more than one?

Jack1.0

I believe in a single Creator. Seeking to know that Creator can take you on many paths that sometimes may appear to be differnt "Gods".

Have you ever visited a country in the Far East? If yes, what is the most remarkable thing you remember about the visit?

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I've learned to embrace my inner Geek.
I haven't found anything else I'm good at.

Daoust

I live in Prince Edward Island... so YES I have...



Reply if you've never been in a strip club...

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

tecoyah

OK....But I have had one come to me.


Have you ever worn a cape?

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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Bill O'Rights

Yes. I used to portray a vampire, in a local "Haunted House", for charity. Still have the cape, as it was a "real" one, and not a $3.99 one at K-Mart.

You invite six people over for a dinner party (living people). You can invite anyone. Who are they, and why?

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

feelgood

Adam - Because he supplies the weed
Krystle - Because she's frickin crazy and makes me freak out when I'm stoned
Steve - Because he's the one man that everybody loves to bash
David - Because he's a crazy mutherfuckin chinese guy
Flyman - Because I need a veteran roller
Paddyjoe - Because I know I'll get a kick out of watching him piss flyman off

How would you explain to your future children about 9/11?

Poppinjay

I'm not sure it needs to be said. I'm still not quite sure I comprehend it. When they get old enough, I'll have them read Art Spiegelman's book on the subject(In The Shadow Of No Towers). That's the best explanation I've come across. i highly highly highly recommend it.

Have you read it?

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Charlatan

I have a copy sitting on the shelf in my kitchen... yes I've read it and so has my son.


Have you ever shopped at a five and dime, that was actually called a five and dime? (Do you know what a five and dime is?)

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

feelgood

No, I don't think I need a book to find out what happened on 9/11.

What does it take to motivate you?

wolf

Coffee.... lots and lots of coffee.

Do you think World Peace will ever be attained?

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