Willravel

Sunset, I'm sleeping at sunrise.

Paper or plastic?

Carno

Dammit! Too late..

Plastic, because melting it makes wonderful fumes for you and me to inhale and enjoy!

Have you ever seriously considered moving to another country?

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fresnelly

Not seriously, though I do have this fantasy about living in London.


How would you cope if the TFP suddenly ceased to be?

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

shesus

Thank god this is nonsense... I will answer the correct question now

if TFP ceased to exist, I would have little or no use for the internet. And I'd probably get a lot more stuff accomplished.

The book or the movie?

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Whatever did happen to your soul?
I heard you sold it

Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

Willravel

The book, always.

Favorite comic book character?

noodle

Evil Ernie.

If you were a fruit or veg, which would you be?

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fresnelly

I would be a potato, all soft and lumpy, safe and snug in the ground.

I'm hurting since Shesus ignored my previous post in favour of Willravel's. How can I be more like him?

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

shesus

Fres, you are perfect the way you are. I just messed up and I fixed my post.

How can I get fres to forgive me?

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Whatever did happen to your soul?
I heard you sold it

Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

barenakedladies

catch fres a delicious bass.

What is my best quality? and as a follow up.... do you like me?

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maleficent

your sense of humor - and yes...

How do you take your coffee?

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Fly

sugar and Baileys


what's your favorite outdoor activity?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

BigBen

Camping


Have you modified your body (peircings, tattoos)? Explain.

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Charlatan

Yes. I have pierced my ears four times and other parts of my body twice.

I have since removed all of my ear piercings and one of my other piercings for reasons that vary (one was growing out, one was infected and some because it just wasn't cool any more).

I did them in the first place because I thought it looked cool and/or I want to push some limit... or something like that.



Have you ever shaved off all of your body hair? Explain.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

maleficent

Including the hair on my head... Up thru college i was a competitive swimmer - so body hair created drag... my senior year of college, one our teammates was diagnosed with leukemia and underwent chemo-- as a result they lost all their hair... Diana was skill in school, and felt really self conscious about being bald - so as a show of solidarity every swimmer shaved their head (guys and gals) (which on further review wasn't all that smart, in massachussetts it's pretty damn cold in the winter when you have no hair)


Have you ever painted a guys toenails a color other than clear - or guys have you had this done to you?

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Poppinjay

Are you kidding me? Me? A Methodist schoolboy? WASPy me?

Yes. I had my fingernails and toenails painted. I was also a gothy public school boy. i also had an earring and purple hair for about 12 seconds.

Waht is your favorite kind of pizza?

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barenakedladies

oh how i love spinach pizza.

Who is the hottest of all the cartoon characters?

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maleficent

Race Bannon

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Stuffing, potatoes or Rice

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JustJess

Jessica Rabbit, of course!

oops.

POTATOES!

Who did/do you want to be when you grow up?

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My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.

God of Thunder

I don't want to grow up

Beatles or Stones?

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

Daoust

I have to say Beatles.... I love them dearly. Just bought Sgt. Peppers ohh la la!


Have you ever shat your pants after the age of 10?

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

maiden_fan_us

Dammit, stupid page 2!

Yes I did, luckily had shorts on at the time.

OK now the Vampire vs. Superhero.

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Charlatan

Vampire... I've always wanted to live forever.

(though I would be an avenging Vampire... devouring the evil).

What is the wierdest thing you've ever eaten?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

cougar........damn tasty too.


jeans or sweatpants?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

barenakedladies

jeans, sweatpants hang on the crotch funny.


explain in at least 25 words why the word crotch is funny

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Charlatan

It all has to do with the hard concenent "C" and "T" in quick succession. Saying groove or joint just isn't as funny as crotch. I thought everyone knew this.


What is the worst smell that you love.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

fresnelly

Tar. There's nothing that says "spring in the city" like the smell of hot, fresh roofing tar.

What dead musician would you most wish to have seen play live, back in the day?

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Poppinjay

Fats Waller



Do you prefer an urban or country lifestyle?

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Charlatan

I much perfer the Urban lifestyle. While I could and probably will at some time live in the country, I must say that suburban lifestyle is *never* going to happen for me. Urban ultimately wins out because, I love the energy of the city.


What was the hardest hit you've ever taken?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

maleficent

i'll go with hit to me precious ego... the last guy i dated seriously- told me i was great girl - -smart, funny, blah blah - but he couldn't see himself wiht someone who just wasn't pretty enough - he had enough problems with his ego- he needed to be with a woman who was attractive and sorry, you aren't.

What's the scariest thing you've ever done...

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Sultana

About two years ago I got hit in the face with the hardest softball on the planet, going very very fast. Knocked me down and nearly out! I was very lucky to not lose a tooth or two. Continued playing.

Initially I looked horrifying, I'm sure. For the next two weeks I looked like I had Angelina Jolie's lips, but on the left side only, heh.

Victoria's Secret or Fredricks?

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

macbaby

Sunrise, at that moment when the bands of light lay out before you. The chill that is in the air has enveloped you, the muted colors of yesterday still linger. Then softly, purposefully a gentle trickle of brilliance lights your view, the ache of hunger in your stomach subsides, the crunchy feeling of awaking so early or staying up so late falls away. And for that moment, that moment when life is infused with color - radiance is infused with emotion you have a glimpse of the meaning of it all. You’ve caught sight of heaven or seen the passing of hell. You have become part of the dichotomy of existence. Death, Life.

If you had the opportunity to have one question any question answered by whatever deity moves you, what would it be?

JustJess

Victoria's Secret... no Freddy's here and a little too much fur/feathers for my tastes.

EDIT: oops!
My question would be... WHY?


Perky or pendulous?

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My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.

macbaby

ok, not my fault I'm new and well didn't hit page 2 lol question's the same but as for the answer Victoria's Secret.

maleficent

my question wasn't good enough for anyone? jheesh - -trashy lingerie wins out i suppose...

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Daoust

I'll answer macbaby's original question:

I'd ask God if there was some way, some words I could use to convince more people that their futile attempts at dismissing God are only going to get them into trouble, and that they ought to realize that God is real, he requires something of them.

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? over easy? or fertilized?

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

Eweser

Not a big egg fan, but I'd say scrambled mixed with ham and shredded sharp cheddar cheese on top.

Peanut butter, creamy or chunky?

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"Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

maleficent

creamy all the way...

When was the last time you were really scared... and what scared you?

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Charlatan

The last time I was really scared was when my wife called and calmly asked me to come to the hospital because my 3-year-old daughter had just been kicked by a horse and she was rushing her to emergency. I think why is pretty self explainitory.


When was the last time you yelled at someone in anger?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Poppinjay

Every day. This morning. Traffic counts, right? Every. Damn. Day. This is the capitol of people doing stupid shit while they drive.

What is a fear you've never conquered?

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Bill O'Rights

Snakes. I'm scared to death of 'em.

Describe a major turning point in your life.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.