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Old 12-25-2005, 07:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Drunken Google Theory

I'm here to propose the Drunken Google Theory.

The Drunken Google Theory: Any Googling done while drunk will produce different results than a Google done while sober, but only if the result is one that would be undesired while sober.

Since this is a fairly mundane, and incosequential theory, I have posted it under nonsense, even though it could have drastic impact upon many individuals.

Has anyone found any evidence to support or invalidate this theory? Please share.

My evidence to suppor the Drunken Google Theory: I did a Google while drunk, looking for a previously ex-friend, only to somehow find her where I had previously failed while sober, it would probably have been best if I didn't, because of choices she had made, and issues in her life.
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Old 12-25-2005, 06:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2005, 06:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I have a theory that any Googling done drunk will eventually find it's way to porn.
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Old 12-25-2005, 07:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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I have a theory that any Googling done drunk will eventually find it's way to porn.
ahaha! ANY google image search will find porn even on the stupidest non porn related things.
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Old 12-25-2005, 07:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ahh, I've seen you drunk. You couldn't find your ass with a map......




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Old 12-31-2005, 09:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i googled bastard and found a shit load of pics of joe..........




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Old 01-03-2006, 06:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ahaha! ANY google image search will find porn even on the stupidest non porn related things.
That reminds me of the game here a while ago where you started at a "nice" website (like CBS or teletubbies) and had to click banner ads and links to eventually find porn.

Okay, so it's only vaguely related. It still reminds me of it.
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Old 01-04-2006, 03:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Whenever I'm drunk I'm looking for some women, not on Google.
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