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Halx · 06-05-2004, 05:11 PM

I'm afraid to do this myself. The universe may collapse on itself... someone else do it.

Fremen · 06-05-2004, 05:24 PM

If I ate strawberry ice-cream out of your best pair of shoes, Halx, will it cause flyman to give up buds and beer for good?

Latch · 06-05-2004, 07:16 PM

If I ate strawberry ice-cream out of your best pair of shoes, Halx, will it cause flyman to give up buds and beer for good?

todd · 06-05-2004, 07:43 PM

What happens when a 623 pound man gets somebody stuck in his jelly rolls and under his left breast and shits in a pickup truck with many people who hate fat people and smelly shit?

Fly · 06-05-2004, 08:07 PM

if you were too smell your wife's armpit.....would that be an introduction to the smell of her nether regions?

well ....would it?

vermin · 06-05-2004, 08:51 PM

How do I get this damned perpetual motion machine to stop?

SixEdxMia · 06-05-2004, 09:02 PM

Why would you want to put that in your mouth? *wink*

nanofever · 06-05-2004, 09:30 PM

When certain people choose to place gerbils in their bottom, why doesn't the gerbil simply gnaw its way out of their colon or large intestine ?

/Lemminwinks

gonadman · 06-06-2004, 01:38 PM

Will you please stop sucking my throbbing member?

Halx · 06-06-2004, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonadman
Will you please stop sucking my throbbing member?

actually, I've used that.

Sometimes head is just bad

Pellaz · 06-06-2004, 02:19 PM

What wine goes best with my Malt-o-Meal?

Journeyman · 06-06-2004, 02:24 PM

Sir, knowing how protective you are of your daughter, I was wondering, could I borrow any condoms you have, or maybe your wife's diaphragm?

tecoyah · 06-06-2004, 02:28 PM

Taken in context, Would Bran flakes in motor oil make good frosting on my three year olds birthday cake?And if so, what 10w/30 or 10w/40?

Sion · 06-08-2004, 09:35 AM

Hand me that bowl of diarhea, wont you Mrs. Thatcher?

MSD · 06-10-2004, 01:02 AM

If a frog had wings, would he bang his tail on the ground?

ngdawg · 06-10-2004, 10:31 AM

What's THIS button d...

onetime2 · 06-10-2004, 11:06 AM

When does a female dog become a bitch and when did Gloria Allred (sic?) become a dog?

fhqwhgads · 06-10-2004, 11:57 AM

Is this thing loaded?

edit: Where'd the pin go?

Sion · 06-10-2004, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
If a frog had wings, would he bang his tail on the ground?

If a wing had frogs, would it ground its banged tail?

Shovel · 06-17-2004, 05:24 PM

Don't you think Bill Wirtz is the best owner?

slimshaydee · 06-17-2004, 07:37 PM

pie is exactly 3

Speed_Gibson · 06-17-2004, 10:37 PM

RIAA/stooge labels to general public:
"Would you like us to offer CDs at fair competitive prices and distribute music via the web as high quality lossy VBR encoded AAC/Ogg-Vorbis/MP3s and lossless FLACs files with inserts available?
OR
Would you prefer us to stick with our increasingly out-dated business model and continue to gouge you by pushing shitty overpriced DRM tainted music through nearly all of our labels?"

Speed_Gibson · 06-17-2004, 10:43 PM

"thank you for the offer but no thanks, I would prefer to attend the Britney Spears concert featuring the reunited Spice Girls all singing their classic hits rather than sit front row at that jazz festival."

gorilla · 06-18-2004, 12:30 PM

Would you please ask your mom why her urine tastes like apple juice?

kurtisj · 06-18-2004, 09:12 PM

Are the umpa lumpas hung like horses?

Ishmal · 10-27-2005, 08:58 PM

what would Harry Potter (Daniel Radclift) look like in drag????

barenakedladies · 10-28-2005, 05:07 AM

can you please get this lawn gnome out of my pants?

How come daddy is smearing yogurt all over the mailman's crotch?

HAVE you ever slammed your own penis in the car door just to test your own thresh hold of pain?

Is my colostomy bag in the lost and found box?

Why is it that everytime i am having anal with a store manaquin, security always kciks me out?

GuttersnipeXL · 10-28-2005, 08:18 PM

Say there fella, would you enjoy some of this port wine cheese whilst you fiddle with me pud?

Zephyr66 · 10-28-2005, 08:31 PM

hurrrrggghh!?!?!?

Furry · 10-28-2005, 10:41 PM

Mummy, mummy, why isn't God blue?

barenakedladies · 10-29-2005, 05:56 AM

excuse me father.... will you babysit my little boy for the weekend? And be sure to rub this ointment on his rash near his genitals twice day.

Astrocloud · 10-29-2005, 06:02 AM

How many times a day do you try to blow bubbles with your ass?

hunnychile · 10-29-2005, 10:21 AM

Was Kaktus.com really created by that wimpy landscape architect named Walter?

tecoyah · 10-29-2005, 10:39 AM

When tasting a woman....is it wrong to use exotic fruit as a means of comparison?
And if indeed this is unacceptable.....would the Salmon family be a worthy alternative?

ngdawg · 10-31-2005, 09:08 PM

Tec....nevermind....

I know this one can't be answered and no one will ask it ever again....
Can tecoyah ever NOT think about women during the course of a day?

mirevolver · 10-31-2005, 09:17 PM

Does this dress make my ass look small?

jujueye · 10-31-2005, 10:40 PM

"What are you: some kind of hot shit, snot nosed trucker?"

MexicanOnABike · 11-01-2005, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct

If a frog had wings, would he bang his tail on the ground?

it's been asked. on that 70s show. sorry. try again!

uncle phil · 11-02-2005, 04:53 PM

halx, did you fuck up again?

Ishmal · 11-02-2005, 06:14 PM

who gives santa presents at christmas???

06-05-2004, 05:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Ask a question that has never been asked and will never be asked again. I'm afraid to do this myself. The universe may collapse on itself... someone else do it. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

06-05-2004, 05:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	If I ate strawberry ice-cream out of your best pair of shoes, Halx, will it cause flyman to give up buds and beer for good? __________________ Google

06-05-2004, 08:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	if you were too smell your wife's armpit.....would that be an introduction to the smell of her nether regions? well ....would it? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-05-2004, 08:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	How do I get this damned perpetual motion machine to stop? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-05-2004, 09:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	Why would you want to put that in your mouth? wink __________________ Honey,We're home.

06-05-2004, 07:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	If I ate strawberry ice-cream out of your best pair of shoes, Halx, will it cause flyman to give up buds and beer for good?

06-05-2004, 07:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
todd Addict Location: Chicago	What happens when a 623 pound man gets somebody stuck in his jelly rolls and under his left breast and shits in a pickup truck with many people who hate fat people and smelly shit?

06-05-2004, 09:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
nanofever Huzzah for Welcome Week, Much beer shall I imbibe. Location: UCSB	When certain people choose to place gerbils in their bottom, why doesn't the gerbil simply gnaw its way out of their colon or large intestine ? /Lemminwinks __________________ I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect. Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum: "Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."

06-06-2004, 01:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
gonadman Psycho Location: Philly	Will you please stop sucking my throbbing member? __________________ For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly. -Carlos Castaneda

06-06-2004, 02:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Pellaz Addict Location: Texas	What wine goes best with my Malt-o-Meal? __________________ " ' Big Mouth. Remember it took three of you to kill me. A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

06-06-2004, 02:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
Journeyman Like John Goodman, but not. Location: SFBA, California	Sir, knowing how protective you are of your daughter, I was wondering, could I borrow any condoms you have, or maybe your wife's diaphragm?

06-06-2004, 02:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Taken in context, Would Bran flakes in motor oil make good frosting on my three year olds birthday cake?And if so, what 10w/30 or 10w/40? __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

06-08-2004, 09:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Hand me that bowl of diarhea, wont you Mrs. Thatcher? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

06-10-2004, 01:02 AM	#15 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	If a frog had wings, would he bang his tail on the ground?

06-10-2004, 10:31 AM	#16 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	What's THIS button d...

06-10-2004, 11:57 AM	#18 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Is this thing loaded? edit: Where'd the pin go? Last edited by fhqwhgads; 06-10-2004 at 12:51 PM..

06-17-2004, 07:37 PM	#21 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	pie is exactly 3

06-18-2004, 09:12 PM	#25 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	Are the umpa lumpas hung like horses? __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

10-28-2005, 08:31 PM	#29 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	hurrrrggghh!?!?!?

06-10-2004, 11:06 AM	#17 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	When does a female dog become a bitch and when did Gloria Allred (sic?) become a dog? __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

06-17-2004, 05:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
Shovel Upright Location: Center Ice	Don't you think Bill Wirtz is the best owner? __________________ Adversity doesn't build character, it reveals it.

06-17-2004, 10:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	RIAA/stooge labels to general public: "Would you like us to offer CDs at fair competitive prices and distribute music via the web as high quality lossy VBR encoded AAC/Ogg-Vorbis/MP3s and lossless FLACs files with inserts available? OR Would you prefer us to stick with our increasingly out-dated business model and continue to gouge you by pushing shitty overpriced DRM tainted music through nearly all of our labels?" __________________ Started talking to yourself I see. Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation. Black Adder

06-17-2004, 10:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	"thank you for the offer but no thanks, I would prefer to attend the Britney Spears concert featuring the reunited Spice Girls all singing their classic hits rather than sit front row at that jazz festival." __________________ Started talking to yourself I see. Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation. Black Adder

06-18-2004, 12:30 PM	#24 (permalink)
gorilla Insane Location: USA	Would you please ask your mom why her urine tastes like apple juice? __________________ I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

10-27-2005, 08:58 PM	#26 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	what would Harry Potter (Daniel Radclift) look like in drag???? __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

10-28-2005, 05:07 AM	#27 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	can you please get this lawn gnome out of my pants? How come daddy is smearing yogurt all over the mailman's crotch? HAVE you ever slammed your own penis in the car door just to test your own thresh hold of pain? Is my colostomy bag in the lost and found box? Why is it that everytime i am having anal with a store manaquin, security always kciks me out?

10-28-2005, 08:18 PM	#28 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Say there fella, would you enjoy some of this port wine cheese whilst you fiddle with me pud? __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

10-28-2005, 10:41 PM	#30 (permalink)
Furry Crazy Location: UK	Mummy, mummy, why isn't God blue? __________________ Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom". (From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

10-29-2005, 05:56 AM	#31 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	excuse me father.... will you babysit my little boy for the weekend? And be sure to rub this ointment on his rash near his genitals twice day.

10-29-2005, 06:02 AM	#32 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	How many times a day do you try to blow bubbles with your ass?

10-29-2005, 10:21 AM	#33 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	Was Kaktus.com really created by that wimpy landscape architect named Walter? __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

10-29-2005, 10:39 AM	#34 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	When tasting a woman....is it wrong to use exotic fruit as a means of comparison? And if indeed this is unacceptable.....would the Salmon family be a worthy alternative? __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

10-31-2005, 09:08 PM	#35 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Tec....nevermind.... I know this one can't be answered and no one will ask it ever again.... Can tecoyah ever NOT think about women during the course of a day? __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

10-31-2005, 09:17 PM	#36 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	Does this dress make my ass look small? __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

10-31-2005, 10:40 PM	#37 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	"What are you: some kind of hot shit, snot nosed trucker?"

11-02-2005, 04:53 PM	#39 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	halx, did you fuck up again? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-02-2005, 06:14 PM	#40 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	who gives santa presents at christmas??? __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."