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I'm afraid to do this myself. The universe may collapse on itself... someone else do it.

If I ate strawberry ice-cream out of your best pair of shoes, Halx, will it cause flyman to give up buds and beer for good?

If I ate strawberry ice-cream out of your best pair of shoes, Halx, will it cause flyman to give up buds and beer for good?

What happens when a 623 pound man gets somebody stuck in his jelly rolls and under his left breast and shits in a pickup truck with many people who hate fat people and smelly shit?

if you were too smell your wife's armpit.....would that be an introduction to the smell of her nether regions?



well ....would it?

How do I get this damned perpetual motion machine to stop?

Why would you want to put that in your mouth? *wink*

When certain people choose to place gerbils in their bottom, why doesn't the gerbil simply gnaw its way out of their colon or large intestine ?

/Lemminwinks

Will you please stop sucking my throbbing member?

actually, I've used that.

Sometimes head is just bad

What wine goes best with my Malt-o-Meal?

Sir, knowing how protective you are of your daughter, I was wondering, could I borrow any condoms you have, or maybe your wife's diaphragm?

Taken in context, Would Bran flakes in motor oil make good frosting on my three year olds birthday cake?And if so, what 10w/30 or 10w/40?

Hand me that bowl of diarhea, wont you Mrs. Thatcher?

If a frog had wings, would he bang his tail on the ground?

What's THIS button d...http://www.soldcentralfl.com/flyingpenguin/zapped.gif

When does a female dog become a bitch and when did Gloria Allred (sic?) become a dog?

Is this thing loaded?

edit: Where'd the pin go?

If a wing had frogs, would it ground its banged tail?

Don't you think Bill Wirtz is the best owner?

pie is exactly 3

RIAA/stooge labels to general public:
"Would you like us to offer CDs at fair competitive prices and distribute music via the web as high quality lossy VBR encoded AAC/Ogg-Vorbis/MP3s and lossless FLACs files with inserts available?
OR
Would you prefer us to stick with our increasingly out-dated business model and continue to gouge you by pushing shitty overpriced DRM tainted music through nearly all of our labels?"

"thank you for the offer but no thanks, I would prefer to attend the Britney Spears concert featuring the reunited Spice Girls all singing their classic hits rather than sit front row at that jazz festival."

Would you please ask your mom why her urine tastes like apple juice?

Are the umpa lumpas hung like horses?

what would Harry Potter (Daniel Radclift) look like in drag????

can you please get this lawn gnome out of my pants?

How come daddy is smearing yogurt all over the mailman's crotch?

HAVE you ever slammed your own penis in the car door just to test your own thresh hold of pain?

Is my colostomy bag in the lost and found box?

Why is it that everytime i am having anal with a store manaquin, security always kciks me out?

Say there fella, would you enjoy some of this port wine cheese whilst you fiddle with me pud?

hurrrrggghh!?!?!?

Mummy, mummy, why isn't God blue?

excuse me father.... will you babysit my little boy for the weekend? And be sure to rub this ointment on his rash near his genitals twice day.

How many times a day do you try to blow bubbles with your ass?

Was Kaktus.com really created by that wimpy landscape architect named Walter? :cool:

When tasting a woman....is it wrong to use exotic fruit as a means of comparison?
And if indeed this is unacceptable.....would the Salmon family be a worthy alternative?

Tec....nevermind....

I know this one can't be answered and no one will ask it ever again....
Can tecoyah ever NOT think about women during the course of a day? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Does this dress make my ass look small?

"What are you: some kind of hot shit, snot nosed trucker?"

it's been asked. on that 70s show. sorry. try again!

halx, did you fuck up again?

who gives santa presents at christmas???