Halx

I'm afraid to do this myself. The universe may collapse on itself... someone else do it.

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Fremen

If I ate strawberry ice-cream out of your best pair of shoes, Halx, will it cause flyman to give up buds and beer for good?

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Latch

If I ate strawberry ice-cream out of your best pair of shoes, Halx, will it cause flyman to give up buds and beer for good?

todd

What happens when a 623 pound man gets somebody stuck in his jelly rolls and under his left breast and shits in a pickup truck with many people who hate fat people and smelly shit?

Fly

if you were too smell your wife's armpit.....would that be an introduction to the smell of her nether regions?



well ....would it?

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SterlingStudios

vermin

How do I get this damned perpetual motion machine to stop?

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

SixEdxMia

Why would you want to put that in your mouth? *wink*

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Honey,We're home.

nanofever

When certain people choose to place gerbils in their bottom, why doesn't the gerbil simply gnaw its way out of their colon or large intestine ?

/Lemminwinks

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I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect.

Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum:
"Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."

gonadman

Will you please stop sucking my throbbing member?

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-Carlos Castaneda

Halx

actually, I've used that.

Sometimes head is just bad

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Pellaz

What wine goes best with my Malt-o-Meal?

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Remember it took three of you to kill me.
A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

Journeyman

Sir, knowing how protective you are of your daughter, I was wondering, could I borrow any condoms you have, or maybe your wife's diaphragm?

tecoyah

Taken in context, Would Bran flakes in motor oil make good frosting on my three year olds birthday cake?And if so, what 10w/30 or 10w/40?

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Sion

Hand me that bowl of diarhea, wont you Mrs. Thatcher?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

MSD

If a frog had wings, would he bang his tail on the ground?

ngdawg

What's THIS button d...

onetime2

When does a female dog become a bitch and when did Gloria Allred (sic?) become a dog?

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Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

fhqwhgads

Is this thing loaded?

edit: Where'd the pin go?

Sion

If a wing had frogs, would it ground its banged tail?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Shovel

Don't you think Bill Wirtz is the best owner?

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slimshaydee

pie is exactly 3

Speed_Gibson

RIAA/stooge labels to general public:
"Would you like us to offer CDs at fair competitive prices and distribute music via the web as high quality lossy VBR encoded AAC/Ogg-Vorbis/MP3s and lossless FLACs files with inserts available?
OR
Would you prefer us to stick with our increasingly out-dated business model and continue to gouge you by pushing shitty overpriced DRM tainted music through nearly all of our labels?"

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

Speed_Gibson

"thank you for the offer but no thanks, I would prefer to attend the Britney Spears concert featuring the reunited Spice Girls all singing their classic hits rather than sit front row at that jazz festival."

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

gorilla

Would you please ask your mom why her urine tastes like apple juice?

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I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

kurtisj

Are the umpa lumpas hung like horses?

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Ishmal

what would Harry Potter (Daniel Radclift) look like in drag????

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barenakedladies

can you please get this lawn gnome out of my pants?

How come daddy is smearing yogurt all over the mailman's crotch?

HAVE you ever slammed your own penis in the car door just to test your own thresh hold of pain?

Is my colostomy bag in the lost and found box?

Why is it that everytime i am having anal with a store manaquin, security always kciks me out?

GuttersnipeXL

Say there fella, would you enjoy some of this port wine cheese whilst you fiddle with me pud?

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

Zephyr66

hurrrrggghh!?!?!?

Furry

Mummy, mummy, why isn't God blue?

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Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom".
(From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

barenakedladies

excuse me father.... will you babysit my little boy for the weekend? And be sure to rub this ointment on his rash near his genitals twice day.

Astrocloud

How many times a day do you try to blow bubbles with your ass?

hunnychile

Was Kaktus.com really created by that wimpy landscape architect named Walter?

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tecoyah

When tasting a woman....is it wrong to use exotic fruit as a means of comparison?
And if indeed this is unacceptable.....would the Salmon family be a worthy alternative?

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ngdawg

Tec....nevermind....

I know this one can't be answered and no one will ask it ever again....
Can tecoyah ever NOT think about women during the course of a day?

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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

mirevolver

Does this dress make my ass look small?

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Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

jujueye

"What are you: some kind of hot shit, snot nosed trucker?"

MexicanOnABike

it's been asked. on that 70s show. sorry. try again!

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uncle phil

halx, did you fuck up again?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ishmal

who gives santa presents at christmas???

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