Meridae'n

Three rodents with defective vision
Three rodents with defective vision
Observe how they perambulate
Observe how they perambulate
They all perambulated up to the agricultural expert's spouse
Who severed their posterior appendages with a kitchen utensil
Have you ever observed such a spectacle in you entire existence
As three rodents with defective vision
Three rodents with defective vision.


Propel, propel, propel your craft,
Leisurely down the liquid solution.
Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
Existence is but an illusion.


Obviously not my work, but piss funny nethertheless.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

ZenFilthPig

The small, tiny arachnid traversed against gravity within the confines of the domestic drainage system,
Falling precipitation caused a flow of liquid which cleansed the drainage system of said arachnid,
The earth rotated in such a way to allow light and heat from the giant ball of thermonuclear fire in the centre of the universe to cause evaporation,
So the small, tiny arachnid had another go at traversing against gravity within the drainage system.

I'm most pleased with the 'thermonuclear' bit

Tophat665

This reminds me of a list of rap titles as done in Highfalutin' English, amongst them, "My mother hath demanded that I render thee unconcious.", and "Milady hath Rumpus".

The venerable son of Donald was possessed of an agricultural establishment. F-A-R-M
Upon this agricultural establisment resided a number of ruminant ungulates of the genus <i>bos</i>, C-O-W-S
This fact inspired what was either patterned bovilexia or a celebration of native Hawaiian garb.
The venerable son of Donald was possessed of an agricultural establishment. F-A-R-M

One, Two, Secure my footwear.
Three, Four, Announce my presence by means of manual percussion upon the portal.
Five, six, gather fallen wood
Seven, eight, arrange the fallen wood units (FWUs) end to end such that a single straight line can be constructed which passess through both endpoints of each FWU.
Nine, Ten, a pleasant yet obese female chicken.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Meridae'n

Mary had a diminuitive ruminant
Diminuitive ruminant
Diminuitive ruminant
Mary had a diminuitive ruminant
It's pelt was pale as sleet

And everywhere that Mary travelled
Mary travelled
Mary travelled
Everywhere that Mary travelled
The ruminant was sure to also travel

It followed her to college one diurnal course
College one diurnal course
College one diurnal course
It followed her to college one diurnal coursewhich was against protocol

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Meridae'n

Interesting to see what happens when a game is started where you actually have to use your wit...

C'mon you bastards!!!


Diminutive Jack Horner sat at the juncture of the floor and the apex of the two walls,
Ingesting a pastry-based dish marking the anniversary of Christ's birth.
He inserted his distal phalange and extracted a stone fruit,
Then announced a clear and audable exclaimation of self promotion.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

ZenFilthPig

Perjurer, Perjurer... accessory, allegedley originating in Asia, designed for both warmth and covenience, of raised temperature sufficiently high enough to cause combustion.


Note: Information not neccessarily historically true and may also contain too many, commas.

Tophat665

It may also be noted that said purveyor of untruth is possessed of an olfactory protuberance of an extent like unto a roadside conveyance for long distance voice and data transmission.

(And you actually got the commas right. Good form!)

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Meridae'n

I'm a miniscule brewing device,
Low in stature and portly.
At this place is my carrying appendage,
At this place is my liquid delivery system.
When my contents vaporise, then I utter aloud,
Tilt me six degrees, decant my retained capacity.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Tophat665

Scintillate, scintillate
Apparently minute distant spheroid of atomically fusing hydrogen
what puzzlement the consideration of the nauture of your being causes me
O'er the Earth at an extreme altitude
In a semblance of isomorphic crystalline carbon in the firmament.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

medici

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester
During a deluge of precipitation
He marched into an aqueous hollow
His submersion extending to midtorso
And, thereafter, his destinations excluded the near-Cotswolds

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Bart: (taunting grad students) Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 and I made $600 last year.
Marge: Bart... don't make fun of the grad students. They just made a terrible life-choice

Tophat665

Deciduous Hardwood with rugose bark and compound pinnate leaves, dickory, a berth for a ship.
Mus Musculus ascended a large timekeeping device at speed.
Said timkeeping device sounded its chimes to denote the passing of the day's first hour
The aforementioned rodent hurridly descended,
Deciduous Hardwood with rugose bark and compound pinnate leaves, dickory, a berth for a ship.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ZenFilthPig

This Sus scrofa domesticus went to a public gathering held for the buying and selling of merchandise,
This Sus scrofa domesticus stayed within his current abode,
This Sus scrofa domesticus consumed bovine flesh, prepared with mixed herbs and heated for approximately 60 minutes per kilo at 160 - 180 degrees celsius,
This Sus scrofa domesticus may have been vegetarian since it seems he/she was not partial to the previously mentioned delicacy,
And this Sus scrofa domesticus urinated multiple times, or possibly just exclaimed loudly in a childlike manner, for the entire journey back to his/her domicile of choice.

Tophat665

That's Awesome, ZFP!

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ZenFilthPig

Thanks very much

zen_tom

All of these look like what might happen if you translate English into Japanese and then back again.

Little Miss Muffet,
Reclined upon a knoll,
Consuming by-products of the cheese industry,
At that moment, an arachnid descended,
Occupying an adjacent position.
Causing her some considerable distress.