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Three rodents with defective vision
Three rodents with defective vision
Three rodents with defective vision
Observe how they perambulate
Observe how they perambulate
They all perambulated up to the agricultural expert's spouse
Who severed their posterior appendages with a kitchen utensil
Have you ever observed such a spectacle in you entire existence
As three rodents with defective vision
Three rodents with defective vision.
Propel, propel, propel your craft,
Leisurely down the liquid solution.
Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
Existence is but an illusion.
Obviously not my work, but piss funny nethertheless.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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