06-29-2005, 02:11 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Five (Complete Waste of Time) Personality Tests
Go on, Take 'em! ---> http://www.fuali.com/tests.aspx <---
<table cellpadding="2" border="2"><tr><td><b>------ My Results ------</b></td></tr> <tr><td>Video Game Addict</td><td>01%</td></tr> <tr><td>Idiot</td><td>22%</td></tr> <tr><td>White Trash</td><td>12%</td></tr> <tr><td>Hippie</td><td>41%</td></tr> <tr><td>Asshole/Bitch</td><td>54%</td></tr></table> |
06-29-2005, 02:21 PM | #2 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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man, that doesn't look like my kind of test...
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06-29-2005, 02:26 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Junkie
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Video Game Addict Test -- 16% (the only game I play is Snood)
Asshole/bitch test - 74% bitch- but come on - some of the questions were completely unfair... White Trash test - 22 percent - ugh - maybe I should c lean the living room...
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06-29-2005, 04:02 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 49% Video Game Addict.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=8e96c313-3139-49c8-8f49-e0bdc433137a"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=a6c763a4-1127-429e-ac5b-5a0f30123a3a.gif" alt="I Play a Few Video Games" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I may play video games but they don’t rule my life. Good for me. But I should be careful not to fall in the grasp of the loving glow of the TV or monitor.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=8e96c313-3139-49c8-8f49-e0bdc433137a">Take the<br>Video Game Addict Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>
<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 18% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=41ed3826-0fbb-4c02-8e23-501693e6baf3.gif" alt="Not an Asshole or a Bitch." border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. I have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. I need to stop crying, I am such a wuss.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 14% Idiot.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=d8eacd49-c9a8-4af9-9081-8cbd55541209.gif" alt="Friggin Genius" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36">Take the<br>Idiot Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 25% Hippie.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=117e187d-5e57-485e-8d7e-77f0928bd71b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=f3ee3f21-0358-4265-abc2-2ea6dbd64ba0.gif" alt="Wanna Be Hippie!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=117e187d-5e57-485e-8d7e-77f0928bd71b">Take the<br>Hippie Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 18% White Trash.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=ee0e4a4c-d212-49ac-a0d7-71f0f9dd4eab.gif" alt="Not at all White Trashy!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. <div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98">Take the<br>White Trash Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>
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06-30-2005, 07:07 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Boy am I horny today
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Here's mine
<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 48% Video Game Addict.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=8e96c313-3139-49c8-8f49-e0bdc433137a"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=a6c763a4-1127-429e-ac5b-5a0f30123a3a.gif" alt="I Play a Few Video Games" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I may play video games but they don’t rule my life. Good for me. But I should be careful not to fall in the grasp of the loving glow of the TV or monitor.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=8e96c313-3139-49c8-8f49-e0bdc433137a">Take the<br>Video Game Addict Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 10% Idiot.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=d8eacd49-c9a8-4af9-9081-8cbd55541209.gif" alt="Friggin Genius" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36">Take the<br>Idiot Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 27% White Trash.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=2d0aaa25-be1c-4c19-b701-20e76fdceae0.gif" alt="Not Too White Trashy" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98">Take the<br>White Trash Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> |
06-30-2005, 07:59 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 23% Video Game Addict.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=8e96c313-3139-49c8-8f49-e0bdc433137a"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=91c573dd-fd6f-440c-ba65-555f95a7261d.gif" alt="What Are Video Games?" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>Why did I even take this test? I don’t even know who Mario is! I should do the world a favor and buy a console and a dozen games so people don’t think I am lame.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=8e96c313-3139-49c8-8f49-e0bdc433137a">Take the<br>Video Game Addict Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> </td> <td> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 10% Idiot.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=d8eacd49-c9a8-4af9-9081-8cbd55541209.gif" alt="Friggin Genius" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36">Take the<br>Idiot Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> </td> <td> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 28% White Trash.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=2d0aaa25-be1c-4c19-b701-20e76fdceae0.gif" alt="Not Too White Trashy" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98">Take the<br>White Trash Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> </td></tr> <tr><td> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 34% Hippie.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=117e187d-5e57-485e-8d7e-77f0928bd71b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=f3ee3f21-0358-4265-abc2-2ea6dbd64ba0.gif" alt="Wanna Be Hippie!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=117e187d-5e57-485e-8d7e-77f0928bd71b">Take the<br>Hippie Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> </td> <td> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 50% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=677b4d56-0480-46a8-9692-91c33814327d.gif" alt="Sort of Assholy or Bitchy!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div></td></td</table>
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07-01-2005, 03:09 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Junkie
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<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 39% Video Game Addict.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=8e96c313-3139-49c8-8f49-e0bdc433137a"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=a6c763a4-1127-429e-ac5b-5a0f30123a3a.gif" alt="I Play a Few Video Games" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I may play video games but they don’t rule my life. Good for me. But I should be careful not to fall in the grasp of the loving glow of the TV or monitor.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=8e96c313-3139-49c8-8f49-e0bdc433137a">Take the<br>Video Game Addict Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>
<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 16% Idiot.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=d8eacd49-c9a8-4af9-9081-8cbd55541209.gif" alt="Friggin Genius" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36">Take the<br>Idiot Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 9% White Trash.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=ee0e4a4c-d212-49ac-a0d7-71f0f9dd4eab.gif" alt="Not at all White Trashy!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. <div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98">Take the<br>White Trash Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 14% Hippie.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=117e187d-5e57-485e-8d7e-77f0928bd71b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=2f9b4034-9a3a-40b7-a22d-41c1592dcb0e.gif" alt="So Not a Hippie." border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>What? Am I a Republican? Why did I even bother taken this test?! I guess I’ll back to my George W. Bush fan club and tell them I just wasted 10 minutes of my life. At least I don’t stink, man.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=117e187d-5e57-485e-8d7e-77f0928bd71b">Take the<br>Hippie Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div> <div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 48% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=f8828b94-f1d9-424a-b2d8-9b47d093da27.gif" alt="Part Time Asshole/Bitch." border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>
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