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<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 10% Idiot.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=d8eacd49-c9a8-4af9-9081-8cbd55541209.gif" alt="Friggin Genius" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=741516d0-8635-449e-8e7b-914071fd3d36">Take the<br>Idiot Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>
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<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 28% White Trash.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=2d0aaa25-be1c-4c19-b701-20e76fdceae0.gif" alt="Not Too White Trashy" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=35205d9c-5462-4324-926d-bc2d7ca95e98">Take the<br>White Trash Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>
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<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 34% Hippie.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=117e187d-5e57-485e-8d7e-77f0928bd71b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=f3ee3f21-0358-4265-abc2-2ea6dbd64ba0.gif" alt="Wanna Be Hippie!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=117e187d-5e57-485e-8d7e-77f0928bd71b">Take the<br>Hippie Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>
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<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 50% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=677b4d56-0480-46a8-9692-91c33814327d.gif" alt="Sort of Assholy or Bitchy!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div></td></td</table>
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