Tophat665

Greetings fellow nonsensians, today a reading from the First Letter of Jean Luc to the Cardassians.....

Actually, <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16997232335198460795'>this test</a> got mailed to me today. Seems fairly amusing, and much more accurate than the "What Religion are You" and "Beliefomatic" tests going around.

Give it a shot if you are so inclined. My results:
<table align="center" cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center"> <font size="5"><b>Discordianism</b></font><br> You scored 40 Angst, 57 Weirdness, and 60 Freedom! </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <p>Hail Eris! Hail Hail Hail! Hail yes!</p>
<p>Founded in the late 1950s, Discordianism is based around the worship
(in the oddest sense of the term) of Eris, the Greek goddess of discord
and chaos. Members practice a bizarre mixture of postmodernism,
anarchy, absurdism, and Zen Buddhism.</p>
<p>While many would say that Discordianism is a joke masquerading as a
religion, many Discordians would tell you it's a religion disguised as
a joke. Or a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion.
Others will just offer you a hot dog.</p>
<p>http://www.ology.org/principia/ </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> <img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/users/410/834/4118354696222512939/mt1117422909.gif"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br><br> <table cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="105"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="45"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>70%</b> on <b>Angst</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="120"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="30"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>80%</b> on <b>Weirdness</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="90"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="60"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>60%</b> on <b>Freedom</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16997232335198460795'>The Which Cult Should You Join? Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=4118354696222512939'>MyPoMoLife</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>

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<B>Bahá’í</B>
</FONT> <b><font color="green">wtf cult/religion is this?</font></b>
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You scored 29 Angst, 22 Weirdness, and 45 Freedom!
<br><b><font color="green">shut up, flyman. i know you will say i cheated on the Weirdness question. :P</font></b></TD>
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<TD>As religious sects go, the Bahá’í are very benign. They believe that all of the main prophets of the major world religions were sent by the same God, and that their prophet, Bahá'u'lláh, was only the most recent. Members of this faith promote racial harmony, ecumenicalism, and world peace. Their desire for harmony means that they abhore debate, however, and questioning doctrine is generally frowned upon.
<br><b><font color="green">this cult is FLAWED. i quit. <br>sure you lure me in with all that peace & harmony stuff, <i>then</i> you give me the <i>real</i> deals... yeah, i quit!</font></b><br>
<small>i spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME on this post. i want a refund!<small>
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Ishmal

Unitarian Church
You scored 40 Angst, 50 Weirdness, and 54 Freedom!
The Unitarian-Universalist Church is about as open-minded as you can possibly get, to the point that they don't really have any doctrines per se, just a set of loose guidelines under which people of different beliefs can interact in relative harmony. They were among the first churches to recognize women pastors and gay marriage, and generally support any number of left wing causes.

This often vague open-mindedness leads many to question whether it's even a religion at all. Never piss a Unitarian off, though, or they'll burn a question mark in your front lawn.

http://www.uua.org/





My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 56% on Angst

You scored higher than 87% on Weirdness

You scored higher than 59% on Freedom


If you liked my test, send it to your friends!
The Which Cult Should You Join? Test
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getwonk'd

Bahá’í
You scored 48 Angst, 40 Weirdness, and 34 Freedom!

As religious sects go, the Bahá’í are very benign. They believe that all of the main prophets of the major world religions were sent by the same God, and that their prophet, Bahá'u'lláh, was only the most recent. Members of this faith promote racial harmony, ecumenicalism, and world peace. Their desire for harmony means that they abhore debate, however, and questioning doctrine is generally frowned upon.

http://www.bahai.org/



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 72% on Angst

You scored higher than 63% on Weirdness

You scored higher than 4% on Freedom

Pacifier

Objectivism
You scored 77 Angst, 20 Weirdness, and 100 Freedom!

Not a religion so much as a philosophical and political system, Objectivism was first articulated by author Ayn Rand in her novels The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged (the latter of which was listed second only to the Bible in a survey of college students about which book influenced them the most). Objectivism is based on the idea that reason, science, and objectivity are the only ways of knowing, and that laissez-faire capitalism is the best economic system around.

You scored higher than 99% on Angst

You scored higher than 11% on Weirdness

You scored higher than 99% on Freedom


Bah! I want Discordianism, the only true religion. Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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"It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously. I also cannot imagine some will or goal outside the human sphere. Science has been charged with undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death
— Albert Einstein

God of Thunder

Unitarian Church
You scored 29 Angst, 42 Weirdness, and 51 Freedom!

The Unitarian-Universalist Church is about as open-minded as you can possibly get, to the point that they don't really have any doctrines per se, just a set of loose guidelines under which people of different beliefs can interact in relative harmony. They were among the first churches to recognize women pastors and gay marriage, and generally support any number of left wing causes.

This often vague open-mindedness leads many to question whether it's even a religion at all. Never piss a Unitarian off, though, or they'll burn a question mark in your front lawn.

http://www.uua.org/



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 23% on Angst
You scored higher than 30% on Weirdness
You scored higher than 23% on Freedom


Only a 42 on weirdness? Damn, I thought I was weirder then that.

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Lead543

Unitarian Church
You scored 25 Angst, 15 Weirdness, and 65 Freedom!


Oh jeeze.

Redlemon

Hey, you did this twice, and I'm the only user in the other thread. OK, deleting from there and posting here...


Hell, I'm already a Discordian Pope. Welcome to the fold, and Getchyer Pope Card right here.

...taking the test...

but they tag me for Objectivism. Nah, no thanks, I ain't no Ayn.

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Bill O'Rights

Bahá’í
You scored 22 Angst, 42 Weirdness, and 45 Freedom!

As religious sects go, the Bahá’í are very benign. They believe that all of the main prophets of the major world religions were sent by the same God, and that their prophet, Bahá'u'lláh, was only the most recent. Members of this faith promote racial harmony, ecumenicalism, and world peace. Their desire for harmony means that they abhore debate, however, and questioning doctrine is generally frowned upon. Major flaw in the results on this one



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 25% on Angst
You scored higher than 99% on Weirdness (say what!?! )
You scored higher than 25% on Freedom

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

pan6467

Unitarian here..... which is the church I go to

8 on angst
23 on weirdness and
50 on freedom

not bad.....

But unitarian isn't really a religion, rather it is a combination of all religions and it's purpose is to have its members learn from each other and be open minded about all religion.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Zephyr66

Unitarian Church
You scored
33 Angst,
17 Weirdness,
and 62 Freedom!

ObieX

Bahá’í
You scored 29 Angst, 40 Weirdness, and 45 Freedom!

As religious sects go, the Bahá’í are very benign. They believe that all of the main prophets of the major world religions were sent by the same God, and that their prophet, Bahá'u'lláh, was only the most recent. Members of this faith promote racial harmony, ecumenicalism, and world peace. Their desire for harmony means that they abhore debate, however, and questioning doctrine is generally frowned upon.

http://www.bahai.org/



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 35% on Angst

You scored higher than 67% on Weirdness

You scored higher than 21% on Freedom

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vermin

Unification Church
You scored 55 Angst, 87 Weirdness, and 28 Freedom!

The Unification Church was founded in 1954 by the Reverend Sun Myung Moon in South Korea. Commonly known by the pejorative term Moonies, members reject the concept of the Christian Trinity in favor of one unified God, and believe that humanity's fallen nature is due to an affair Eve had with Lucifer. The church's goal is to unite all of Christianity under one church, which will be achieved through the birth of the "third Adam," something that already occured during the early 20th century in Korea. The church is perhaps best known for its mass wedding ceremonies, known as Blessings, and is slightly less known for its funding of numerous conservative political groups and publications in the United States, including the Washington Times.

www.unification.org/



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 71% on Angst

You scored higher than 99% on Weirdness

You scored higher than 0% on Freedom

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