Greetings fellow nonsensians, today a reading from the First Letter of Jean Luc to the Cardassians.....
Actually, <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16997232335198460795'>this test</a> got mailed to me today. Seems fairly amusing, and much more accurate than the "What Religion are You" and "Beliefomatic" tests going around.
Give it a shot if you are so inclined. My results:
<table align="center" cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center"> <font size="5"><b>Discordianism</b></font><br> You scored 40 Angst, 57 Weirdness, and 60 Freedom! </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <p>Hail Eris! Hail Hail Hail! Hail yes!</p>
<p>Founded in the late 1950s, Discordianism is based around the worship
(in the oddest sense of the term) of Eris, the Greek goddess of discord
and chaos. Members practice a bizarre mixture of postmodernism,
anarchy, absurdism, and Zen Buddhism.</p>
<p>While many would say that Discordianism is a joke masquerading as a
religion, many Discordians would tell you it's a religion disguised as
a joke. Or a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion.
Others will just offer you a hot dog.</p>
<p>
http://www.ology.org/principia/ </p> </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> <img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/users/410/834/4118354696222512939/mt1117422909.gif"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br><br> <table cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="105"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="45"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>70%</b> on <b>Angst</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="120"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="30"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>80%</b> on <b>Weirdness</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="90"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="60"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>60%</b> on <b>Freedom</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16997232335198460795'>The Which Cult Should You Join? Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=4118354696222512939'>MyPoMoLife</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>