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Old 05-16-2005, 09:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Have you seen my master?

Well?!!!



Anybody? Show me the way!
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Old 05-17-2005, 04:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I've just had a healthy lunch.
I want to throw up now... the grease, dear GOD, THE GREASE!
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Old 05-17-2005, 06:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ooooh - lunchtime.

Thanks for reminding me.

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Old 05-17-2005, 06:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I think he is in Summer School... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=89144
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Old 05-17-2005, 07:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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That burger looks so good.
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Old 05-17-2005, 09:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hail my extra large Guttersnipe!

If you desire a master according to your appetites of the flesh, then serve me with due faithfulness, as becomes you and your sense of hunger, giving unto me diligent service with gnashing teeth and gulping maw, but as to any master over your spirit, allow no human yoke. Do not bow your heart down before any man.

Deliciously,
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Old 05-17-2005, 01:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Sticky
That burger looks so good.

damn straight it does..........


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Old 05-17-2005, 04:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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dude your master looks like a greasy cheesy hillbilly relative of my saturday night date this past weekend.

behold my handsome date! who was also ready to play!
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/hot_saturday_night_date.jpg">

<font size="5">oh you want more, eh?</font>
ok. here's a close up of my date, all decked out in all the freshest attire.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/burger1.jpg">
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Old 05-17-2005, 06:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Mmmm

can I dance wif yo date.................
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Old 05-17-2005, 08:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Hey bernie-mac, a little food for the tummy and a game for the mind, eh?
Great date.
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Old 05-17-2005, 09:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hey bernie-mac, a little food for the tummy and a game for the mind, eh?
Great date.
hehehe "bernie-mac" that dude rocks, huh??
and yeah, that burger was more than i could handle.
plus i crushed hubby at scrabble! crushed!!!
it always works that way though. we hadn't played board games for ages. next time he'll put me 6 feet under. it's just the way it goes.

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Mmmm

can I dance wif yo date.................
you sure can, joe... if you can find her on the other side...
(of the sewer system!)
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Old 05-17-2005, 10:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Hail Bernadette!

You are an artist.
Just a glimpse of your hamburger pictorial has me wanting for more.

As you savaged it with the first piercing bite did you notice if but for a moment that you and the hamburger became one?

I hope so.
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:51 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Hail GH!

indeed. there was actually several moments/minutes of unity & communion, followed by a lengthy period of deep satisfied fulfillment.
this particular disciple of yours represented your missionary deliciously well.
you should be so very proud.
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:56 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Dearest Bernie...

I have noticed that someone does not know how to spell... "Prowse" is not a word. Either you laid down these tiles in hopes that your opponent wouldn't notice or your opponent managed to pull the wool over your eyes.

It must have been the corrupting influence of that tasty, yet evil burger.
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Old 05-18-2005, 08:20 AM   #15 (permalink)
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LOL!!!!

it twas i who placed the mishhievous extra letter in there. hahaha
i meant: http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=prose

shhhh! don't tell my husband!
oh well, he tried to convince me that QJE is a Czechoslovakian word meaning hooray... but, i didn't buy it. i think he was just trying to get rid of big point tiles at the end of the game. although allowing him the points for QJE, i still whooped him.

but now Charlatan, you have deflated my feeling of triumph. gee.... thanks a whole lot...
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Old 05-18-2005, 08:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
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As I suggested Bern... it was all the work of that dastardly burger... besides, the fact that your husband didn't call you on it means you won fair and square... besides QJE is actually spelt: KJE
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:14 AM   #17 (permalink)
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GH is not going to be pleased with us calling any burger <i>dastardly</i>...
but alright. i'm down w/placing the blame squarely on that burger!!

i will inform the husband of the correct spelling. thank you.
boy, is he ever gonna feel extra silly! KJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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A burger that is making a move for world domination? That's dastardly...
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Old 05-18-2005, 03:36 PM   #19 (permalink)
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that my friend is is the only reason that i havent gone insane *puts knife down*
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Old 05-20-2005, 05:45 PM   #20 (permalink)
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prowse?
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Old 05-20-2005, 06:14 PM   #21 (permalink)
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