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Crazy
Location: UK
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I've just had a healthy lunch.
I want to throw up now... the grease, dear GOD, THE GREASE!
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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I think he is in Summer School... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=89144
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail my extra large Guttersnipe!
If you desire a master according to your appetites of the flesh, then serve me with due faithfulness, as becomes you and your sense of hunger, giving unto me diligent service with gnashing teeth and gulping maw, but as to any master over your spirit, allow no human yoke. Do not bow your heart down before any man. Deliciously, -GH |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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dude your master looks like a greasy cheesy hillbilly relative of my saturday night date this past weekend.
behold my handsome date! who was also ready to play! ![]() <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/hot_saturday_night_date.jpg"> <font size="5">oh you want more, eh?</font> ok. here's a close up of my date, all decked out in all the freshest attire. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/burger1.jpg">
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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and yeah, that burger was more than i could handle. plus i crushed hubby at scrabble! crushed!!! it always works that way though. we hadn't played board games for ages. next time he'll put me 6 feet under. it's just the way it goes. Quote:
(of the sewer system!)
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Bernadette!
You are an artist. Just a glimpse of your hamburger pictorial has me wanting for more. As you savaged it with the first piercing bite did you notice if but for a moment that you and the hamburger became one? I hope so. |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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Hail GH!
indeed. there was actually several moments/minutes of unity & communion, followed by a lengthy period of deep satisfied fulfillment. this particular disciple of yours represented your missionary deliciously well. you should be so very proud.
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Dearest Bernie...
I have noticed that someone does not know how to spell... "Prowse" is not a word. Either you laid down these tiles in hopes that your opponent wouldn't notice or your opponent managed to pull the wool over your eyes. It must have been the corrupting influence of that tasty, yet evil burger.
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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LOL!!!!
it twas i who placed the mishhievous extra letter in there. hahaha i meant: http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=prose shhhh! don't tell my husband! oh well, he tried to convince me that QJE is a Czechoslovakian word meaning hooray... but, i didn't buy it. i think he was just trying to get rid of big point tiles at the end of the game. although allowing him the points for QJE, i still whooped him. but now Charlatan, you have deflated my feeling of triumph. gee.... thanks a whole lot...
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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As I suggested Bern... it was all the work of that dastardly burger... besides, the fact that your husband didn't call you on it means you won fair and square... besides QJE is actually spelt: KJE
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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GH is not going to be pleased with us calling any burger <i>dastardly</i>...
but alright. i'm down w/placing the blame squarely on that burger!! i will inform the husband of the correct spelling. thank you. boy, is he ever gonna feel extra silly! KJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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