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GuttersnipeXL 05-16-2005 09:15 PM

Have you seen my master?
 
Well?!!!

http://www.sangabrielvalleymenus.com...als/burger.jpg

Anybody? Show me the way!

Furry 05-17-2005 04:46 AM

I've just had a healthy lunch.
I want to throw up now... the grease, dear GOD, THE GREASE!

Daniel_ 05-17-2005 06:28 AM

Ooooh - lunchtime. :D

Thanks for reminding me.

;)

Charlatan 05-17-2005 06:29 AM

I think he is in Summer School... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=89144

Sticky 05-17-2005 07:07 AM

That burger looks so good.

Giant Hamburger 05-17-2005 09:39 AM

Hail my extra large Guttersnipe!

If you desire a master according to your appetites of the flesh, then serve me with due faithfulness, as becomes you and your sense of hunger, giving unto me diligent service with gnashing teeth and gulping maw, but as to any master over your spirit, allow no human yoke. Do not bow your heart down before any man.

Deliciously,
-GH

Fly 05-17-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky
That burger looks so good.


damn straight it does..........


:thumbsup:

bernadette 05-17-2005 04:38 PM

dude your master looks like a greasy cheesy hillbilly relative of my saturday night date this past weekend.

behold my handsome date! who was also ready to play! ;)
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/hot_saturday_night_date.jpg">

<font size="5">oh you want more, eh?</font>
ok. here's a close up of my date, all decked out in all the freshest attire.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/burger1.jpg">

paddyjoe 05-17-2005 06:17 PM

Mmmm

can I dance wif yo date................. :D

Fremen 05-17-2005 08:21 PM

Hey bernie-mac, a little food for the tummy and a game for the mind, eh? :)
Great date. :thumbsup:

bernadette 05-17-2005 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
Hey bernie-mac, a little food for the tummy and a game for the mind, eh? :)
Great date. :thumbsup:

hehehe "bernie-mac" that dude rocks, huh??
and yeah, that burger was more than i could handle.
plus i crushed hubby at scrabble! crushed!!!
it always works that way though. we hadn't played board games for ages. next time he'll put me 6 feet under. it's just the way it goes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Mmmm

can I dance wif yo date................. :D

you sure can, joe... if you can find her on the other side...
(of the sewer system!)

Giant Hamburger 05-17-2005 10:19 PM

Hail Bernadette!

You are an artist.
Just a glimpse of your hamburger pictorial has me wanting for more.

As you savaged it with the first piercing bite did you notice if but for a moment that you and the hamburger became one?

I hope so.

bernadette 05-18-2005 07:51 AM

Hail GH!

indeed. there was actually several moments/minutes of unity & communion, followed by a lengthy period of deep satisfied fulfillment.
this particular disciple of yours represented your missionary deliciously well.
you should be so very proud.

Charlatan 05-18-2005 07:56 AM

Dearest Bernie...

I have noticed that someone does not know how to spell... "Prowse" is not a word. Either you laid down these tiles in hopes that your opponent wouldn't notice or your opponent managed to pull the wool over your eyes.

It must have been the corrupting influence of that tasty, yet evil burger.

bernadette 05-18-2005 08:20 AM

LOL!!!!

it twas i who placed the mishhievous extra letter in there. hahaha
i meant: http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=prose

shhhh! don't tell my husband!
oh well, he tried to convince me that QJE is a Czechoslovakian word meaning hooray... but, i didn't buy it. i think he was just trying to get rid of big point tiles at the end of the game. although allowing him the points for QJE, i still whooped him.

but now Charlatan, you have deflated my feeling of triumph. gee.... thanks a whole lot...

Charlatan 05-18-2005 08:30 AM

As I suggested Bern... it was all the work of that dastardly burger... besides, the fact that your husband didn't call you on it means you won fair and square... besides QJE is actually spelt: KJE

bernadette 05-18-2005 09:14 AM

GH is not going to be pleased with us calling any burger <i>dastardly</i>...
but alright. i'm down w/placing the blame squarely on that burger!!

i will inform the husband of the correct spelling. thank you.
boy, is he ever gonna feel extra silly! KJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Charlatan 05-18-2005 09:19 AM

A burger that is making a move for world domination? That's dastardly...

infamous13 05-18-2005 03:36 PM

that my friend is is the only reason that i havent gone insane *puts knife down*

Sion 05-20-2005 05:45 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...night_date.jpg


prowse?

ObieX 05-20-2005 06:14 PM

beeftastical


http://www.pointlessbanter.com/http:...ges/burger.jpg


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