http://www.majorityleader.gov/media/photos/capsteps.jpg

Tom Delay doesn't believe in the court system.

Tim might think differently if he came across this dude

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~jim.fricker/thug.jpg

(I could only hope for the above confrontation to occur.)

http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/iolan...l/ioldust2.gif

Every time there's a fight with a tough guy in a movie, the little guy throws dust in the tough guy's eyes.
Owned.

The Far Side owns any cartoon drawing
http://www.nyhs.org/images/Herp%20Co...he%20snake.jpg

Point of order: that was not a cartoon. It was an illustration by William Gilbert, included as part of his sketches for the Gilbert & Sullivan operetta Iolanthe. And G&S is wittier than The Far Side.
Ownage denied?

I won't back down

Well, we'll just have to wait and see what gets owned next. :D

I guess we will ;)

I believe I have found a fan that can take care of any dust tossed my way:

http://turnpike.net/~zuk/Pictures/Lex2.jpg

a michelangelo painting owns your far side cartoon.
<img src="http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/archives/images/michelangelo_creation.jpg">

Illegal move bern!

No fan can blow hair held in place by the mighty power of Aquanet.

http://www.bradblumer.com/images/aquanet.JPG

But the age of Aquanet-coiffed Hair Metal bands is over.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...8.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Nirvana owned that.

I raise you one band stopper

http://www.courtneykilledkurt.com/art/logo.jpg

Nice one Astrocloud, I was hoping not to see a shotgun as the next image. :thumbsup:

can I please have my hairspray back? you took it without asking

ya'll are doing good

she killed a whole band, thus owning courtney

http://www.celticdesade.com/beyond/u...1113409039.jpg

Sorry Shani, I'll get that Aquanet right back to you...

Yoko may have brought about the fall of Lennon, but she could never topple Lenin.

http://members.surfeu.at/horvath/(lenin.jpg

Redlemon, yours was responded to first, but then mine was and it was called off.

I guess you win this one.

Stalin ruined any possibilities that the ideals of Lenin would ever turn out for the good.
http://web.elsatnet.cz/panek/web/obr/photos2/stalin.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...r/Warfarin.jpg

Warfarin: Possibly killed, and thus owned, Stalin

Far more popular and thus owns warfarin

http://www.steve.gb.com/images/molec..._notation).png

http://www.simnine.com/26things/empty-bottle.jpg

If you run out of water, it'll kill that ecstasy buzz quick. Empty bottle owns you.

(Good thing that the drug name was contained in the URL for that image.)

http://www.duluthstreams.org/stormwa...s/tapwater.jpg

Plain old tapwater owns that expensive bottled shit.

(I was wondering how you randomly knew the formula for MDMA, Redlemon)

The Sahara wants to have a chat with your so called liters worth of hydration
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...ary/sahara.jpg

Asta!!

Ahh yes Mr. Asta, soon the monsoons come and owns the dust and sand:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...serttstorm.jpg

The cactus wren is the master of desert survival. He owns the desert

http://www.dal.ca/~ahmills/terrestri...ry/cactus2.jpg

http://cane.toadstool.se/photos/2002...ius_fuscus.JPG

Mr. Whipsnake here says that Cactus Wrens taste mighty good.

http://sofa.lk.net/cartoon_list/Riki...on)_sample.jpg

Riki Tiki Tavi took care of snakes, no problem.

Let's see Riki Tiki Tavi keep up with this:

http://www.mongoose.com/sa/uploads/i...Goose_Comp.jpg

A bike jock:
http://www9.yatego.com/images/3f9929....2/jjweiss.jpg

http://mc.clintock.com/first_floor/b...ages/floss.jpg

Would be more useful.

http://www.xscd.com/redneck/images/smile.jpg
Billy Joe Bob don't need no floss.

http://www.barbecue-online.co.uk/bar...eak_recipe.jpg
Those teeth're gonna get owned by a nice, thick steak.

http://www.grainmills.com.au/images/5meatgrinder.jpg
Your grandma didn't need teeth when she had one of these. That is sadly owned.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...dprocessor.bmp

technology beats hand grinders!

Who needs a food processor when you have:

Rosie!
http://www.vegalleries.com/hbltd/CC1197Jetson.jpg

Rosie can't function if she can't move her body parts.

http://www.punchstock.com/image/coms...rge/ks3497.jpg

and you can't function without these :)

http://www.brycchancarey.com/places/texas/wells4.jpg

and you wouldn't have that without him http://www.drilshop.com/hallfame/eldrake.jpg

It's called hunting for your food and not being lazy and relying on fancy food processors and space age robots
http://www3.sympatico.ca/milcun/rifleh.jpg

Asta!!

It's the size of the gun...

http://wired.st-and.ac.uk/~chris/hum...ls/bazooka.jpg