The dot com crash takes care of bubbles easily.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...bble_small.png

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart...114/226dog.jpg

Still doing commercials in spite of Pets.com going under.

Triumph would beat him up, do his mother, then poop on them both

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://members.aol.com/elvers/dogs/dogs1.jpg

These dogs seem to be having a better time

Well, that game is about to be owned. Looks like animal control just showed up:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...malcontrol.jpg

*SNIP*


run bowzer run.......

http://www.lukesmachinery.com/media/Stanley-Snips.jpg

This *snip* owns your snip:

http://dontfixit.org/images/vasectomy.jpg

cant snip this doodle

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock.../david_big.jpg

Hohoho

Poor David

http://publicaffairs.uth.tmc.edu/hle...cking_ball.jpg

cured


http://redowk.no.sapo.pt/02/10.jpg

Sadly, sadly owned

http://www.barnfield.demon.co.uk/tsma/censor.gif

http://www.ause.org/FreedomLover/images/censorship.jpg

This shirt owns that

^-- on a side note, I acctually have this shirt from a green day concert I was at

*Snip* Make sure you're on the last page before you post, tophat. Arrgh!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../xprs-hulk.jpg

He can take care of any T-shirt!

Hulk OWNED
http://www.spidermedia.ru/characters...ges/morlun.jpg

Asta!!

http://www.idph.state.il.us/timeline/1980nuclear.jpg

Eat radiation Morlun

http://www.tsa.blockoland.com/images/bioburns.gif

Asta!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ttGroening.jpg

Matt Groening Owns Burns!

Bllom County owns Matt Groening.
<img src="http://vision-nary.com/personal/book_collection/Books/BillyandtheBoingersBootl.jpg">
For one thing, it's actually funny.

http://spellex.com/images/logo.jpg

Spell Checker owns "Bllom County."

correct spelling of incorrect words own spell checkers
http://www.thewriteratwork.com/site/...%20Checker.jpg

Writer's block takes care of those mistakes.

http://psych.colorado.edu/~emross/images/writer.GIF

ADD owns writers block

http://i.timeinc.net/time/magazine/a...940718_400.jpg

http://www.justlenses.com/contacts/a...andard/V13.JPG

With contacts, he'll be four-eyes no more.

who neds glasses or contacts when you hav laser eye surgery

http://i.timeinc.net/time/magazine/a...991011_400.jpg

The owner of all lasers:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yjoe/laser.jpg

He got it, and went back to these because his career revolved around them

OWNED by thick black frames!
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/...a_drew1_hi.jpg

Asta!!

http://urania.geol.sc.edu/~golab/Matt&his%20rock.jpg

One of these owns a pair of those

http://ceae.engr.ku.edu/ce/options/g...al/falling.jpg

Sure would suck if his toe was still there with the rock :D

http://twoday.net/static/polnase/images/rockhand.gif

This rock beats any falling rock

And this owns that
<img src="http://www.smacdesign.com/shop/img/coverbrownrock.jpg">
It's like that plus one, but, at the same time, it's twice that. Yeah. (Gotta love metalhead math)

Killed rock..and music
http://www.sacticket.com/static/tick...leesimpson.jpg

Asta!!

http://www.atlas.uiuc.edu/Rooms/inst...lay-button.jpg

Got her good

Got her even better
http://www.chicagotix.com/images/Ora...005-Ticket.jpg

Asta!!

now THIS is a super bowl

http://www.kimmyshop.com/images/prod...leaguebowl.jpg

That one was an easy one own. I did have a few to choose from though
http://www.funphoto.nl/database/stored/330.jpg

Here were the others that I could have chosen.
http://www.ouw1sh.com/php/Models/Wen...SUPERWOMAN.jpg
http://sginc.ubergirls.org/gallery/d...uperwoman2.jpg
http://zadorno.com/archives/Superwoman.jpg
http://www.tiffanyteen.com/hosted/ga...s/tt_12612.jpg

Kryptonite (though I really feel bad about it)
http://www.3dkingdom.org/modules/My_...kryptonite.jpg

So yeah these guys took Kryptonite and flipped the script on it and made it into a hit record blah blahdy smugeedah!
http://www.rockpalast.de/bilder/rock...doors_down.jpg

Asta!!