The talk like a yobbo cunt thread - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

slimshaydee · 04-02-2005, 07:13 PM

strewth what a bloody bonza idea for a thread. Those bloody seppos will look like a stunned mullet when having a squiz at this thread.

Btw latch can't play cause he's a seppo tosser

Amnesia620 · 04-02-2005, 08:11 PM

Hmm. Ok. Good to know.

what the hell did he just say?

slimshaydee · 04-02-2005, 08:41 PM

too bloody right ya aint got the slightest. bloody seppo sheilas

Amnesia620 · 04-02-2005, 10:45 PM

Deliberately and directly stares.

I'm not that ignorant...I posted that comment with comical inference. If you are being sarcastic, then might I suggest that you make some sort of note or "/sarcasm"...if you are being direct and mean what you say, then one may be inclined to be offended at your "tone" or inference to being a bloody american girl.

If the latter is true, and you literally meant what you posted, then I'm sorry for not living up to your standards...as if it is my fault you feel the way you do about American girls or as if I can help the fact that I'm an American...

Ella · 04-02-2005, 11:00 PM

Oh dear. Severe breakdown in cultural communications.

*sigh*

Latch · 04-02-2005, 11:06 PM

Amnesia, he's being sarcastic.

EVERYTHING aussies say is sarcastic.. you can never take them seriously

And it's slim's fault he's not cultured enough to know his boundaries... or realise pink shirts are out of style now.

Meridae'n · 04-03-2005, 02:35 AM

Too right Latch old cock. We should take young Amnesia here down to the arrie for a quick lesson in aussie talk over a couple of pigs ears. With a bit of luck the flea-taxi's should be running at Bulli so we can chuck in 10 each and start a syndicate, hopefully heading home at stumps rat-fucked with a pineapple in our pocket.

Rlyss · 04-04-2005, 05:41 AM

Amnesia you're American, but do you live in Australia?

Latch · 04-04-2005, 06:01 AM

Goin' down like a lead balloon.

Meridae'n · 04-04-2005, 07:58 PM

Like a wrought iron hang-glider

slimshaydee · 04-04-2005, 10:49 PM

piss off meri ya bludger. you're as useless as tits on a bull.

TheRagingBull · 04-06-2005, 04:23 AM

She'll be apples mate.

slimshaydee · 04-07-2005, 01:21 AM

strewth ya cunts thought this would be fucken rippa of a thread but yas all sittin there like stunned mullets not posting!

Amnesia620 · 04-23-2005, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rlyss

Amnesia you're American, but do you live in Australia?

American. Born in the U.S. Educated, but still unexposed to some cultures. My previous posts weren't meant as hostile...oh well, too late now...

Offkilter · 04-23-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

too bloody right ya aint got the slightest. bloody seppo sheilas

Fair suck of the sav slim, the sheila hasn't had a crash course in 'strine.

She seems fair dinkum enuff.

http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html

Meridae'n · 04-26-2005, 12:48 AM

Slim ya morton, leave the septic alone. Fuck me I could go a pig's ear, anyone up for a TED?

Ella · 04-27-2005, 12:40 AM

Hell yeah! Will you tell me what a TED is first, tho?

Meridae'n · 04-27-2005, 01:10 AM

Extra Dry!

Ishmal · 07-26-2005, 11:48 PM

flamin' heck...

Misz · 08-20-2005, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ella

Hell yeah! Will you tell me what a TED is first, tho?

TED = Tooheys Extra Dry = Aussie beer

Iam aussie myself but I really dont have the effort to have a good crack at this, so ill wait till I got some ideas.

annie1962 · 08-27-2005, 02:05 AM

This is "shearer" Glenn from Big Brother... anyone need a translation???

Youse evah hadda Sess Massaarrhj? Oi bloynfal yew an that, sarzya carn see wozgawwenorn. Oi stard orf by rubbin’ ya back wif oil. All ovah an that. Rubbin’ ya neck and shit. Rooly payin’ close ‘tenshun teyah. Oi rub down ya alms an back rownja necken that, an downya lecks too. Oi rub me chess upagenshta an shit, rool hot. Lodsa oyl. Then oi flip yas ovah an, loike, do the same an that. An then wenyarz all oyled upanthat, oi giveya a happy endin’. Yeah, Ay-Boy-Soy. Yeah, fershuuur. An juss when youse is bout to splode an that? oi slippedin. An the gewl, maaate. She loike, juss comes stroight awoy cos sheeze all penn up an that. Oi don lass mushlonga eye-ver cos oym preeddy mushreddy to splode an that meself, boy that stay-jah. Yeeeah.

I pissed myself when I read this in the ausculture site *snicker*

Annie xx

04-02-2005, 07:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	The talk like a yobbo cunt thread strewth what a bloody bonza idea for a thread. Those bloody seppos will look like a stunned mullet when having a squiz at this thread. Btw latch can't play cause he's a seppo tosser

04-02-2005, 08:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Amnesia620 Forget me not... Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.	Hmm. Ok. Good to know. what the hell did he just say? __________________ For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620

04-02-2005, 10:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Amnesia620 Forget me not... Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.	Deliberately and directly stares. I'm not that ignorant...I posted that comment with comical inference. If you are being sarcastic, then might I suggest that you make some sort of note or "/sarcasm"...if you are being direct and mean what you say, then one may be inclined to be offended at your "tone" or inference to being a bloody american girl. If the latter is true, and you literally meant what you posted, then I'm sorry for not living up to your standards...as if it is my fault you feel the way you do about American girls or as if I can help the fact that I'm an American... __________________ For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620

04-02-2005, 11:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Oh dear. Severe breakdown in cultural communications. sigh __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

04-03-2005, 02:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Too right Latch old cock. We should take young Amnesia here down to the arrie for a quick lesson in aussie talk over a couple of pigs ears. With a bit of luck the flea-taxi's should be running at Bulli so we can chuck in 10 each and start a syndicate, hopefully heading home at stumps rat-fucked with a pineapple in our pocket. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

04-02-2005, 08:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	too bloody right ya aint got the slightest. bloody seppo sheilas

04-02-2005, 11:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Amnesia, he's being sarcastic. EVERYTHING aussies say is sarcastic.. you can never take them seriously And it's slim's fault he's not cultured enough to know his boundaries... or realise pink shirts are out of style now.

04-04-2005, 05:41 AM	#8 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	Amnesia you're American, but do you live in Australia?

04-04-2005, 06:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Goin' down like a lead balloon.

04-04-2005, 07:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Like a wrought iron hang-glider __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

04-04-2005, 10:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	piss off meri ya bludger. you're as useless as tits on a bull.

04-06-2005, 04:23 AM	#12 (permalink)
TheRagingBull Upright	She'll be apples mate.

04-07-2005, 01:21 AM	#13 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	strewth ya cunts thought this would be fucken rippa of a thread but yas all sittin there like stunned mullets not posting!

04-26-2005, 12:48 AM	#16 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Slim ya morton, leave the septic alone. Fuck me I could go a pig's ear, anyone up for a TED? __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

04-27-2005, 12:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Hell yeah! Will you tell me what a TED is first, tho? __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

07-26-2005, 11:48 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	flamin' heck... __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

04-27-2005, 01:10 AM	#18 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Extra Dry! __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-27-2005, 02:05 AM	#21 (permalink)
annie1962 Upright Location: Fremantle, Western Australia	This is "shearer" Glenn from Big Brother... anyone need a translation??? Youse evah hadda Sess Massaarrhj? Oi bloynfal yew an that, sarzya carn see wozgawwenorn. Oi stard orf by rubbin’ ya back wif oil. All ovah an that. Rubbin’ ya neck and shit. Rooly payin’ close ‘tenshun teyah. Oi rub down ya alms an back rownja necken that, an downya lecks too. Oi rub me chess upagenshta an shit, rool hot. Lodsa oyl. Then oi flip yas ovah an, loike, do the same an that. An then wenyarz all oyled upanthat, oi giveya a happy endin’. Yeah, Ay-Boy-Soy. Yeah, fershuuur. An juss when youse is bout to splode an that? oi slippedin. An the gewl, maaate. She loike, juss comes stroight awoy cos sheeze all penn up an that. Oi don lass mushlonga eye-ver cos oym preeddy mushreddy to splode an that meself, boy that stay-jah. Yeeeah. I pissed myself when I read this in the ausculture site snicker Annie xx __________________ Hey...nice bike..... Terminator 2