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slimshaydee 04-02-2005 07:13 PM

The talk like a yobbo cunt thread
 
strewth what a bloody bonza idea for a thread. Those bloody seppos will look like a stunned mullet when having a squiz at this thread.

Btw latch can't play cause he's a seppo tosser

Amnesia620 04-02-2005 08:11 PM

Hmm. Ok. Good to know.


what the hell did he just say?

slimshaydee 04-02-2005 08:41 PM

too bloody right ya aint got the slightest. bloody seppo sheilas

Amnesia620 04-02-2005 10:45 PM

Deliberately and directly stares.

I'm not that ignorant...I posted that comment with comical inference. If you are being sarcastic, then might I suggest that you make some sort of note or "/sarcasm"...if you are being direct and mean what you say, then one may be inclined to be offended at your "tone" or inference to being a bloody american girl.

If the latter is true, and you literally meant what you posted, then I'm sorry for not living up to your standards...as if it is my fault you feel the way you do about American girls or as if I can help the fact that I'm an American...

Ella 04-02-2005 11:00 PM

Oh dear. Severe breakdown in cultural communications.

*sigh*

Latch 04-02-2005 11:06 PM

Amnesia, he's being sarcastic.

EVERYTHING aussies say is sarcastic.. you can never take them seriously ;)

And it's slim's fault he's not cultured enough to know his boundaries... or realise pink shirts are out of style now.

Meridae'n 04-03-2005 02:35 AM

Too right Latch old cock. We should take young Amnesia here down to the arrie for a quick lesson in aussie talk over a couple of pigs ears. With a bit of luck the flea-taxi's should be running at Bulli so we can chuck in 10 each and start a syndicate, hopefully heading home at stumps rat-fucked with a pineapple in our pocket.

Rlyss 04-04-2005 05:41 AM

Amnesia you're American, but do you live in Australia?

Latch 04-04-2005 06:01 AM

Goin' down like a lead balloon.

Meridae'n 04-04-2005 07:58 PM

Like a wrought iron hang-glider

slimshaydee 04-04-2005 10:49 PM

piss off meri ya bludger. you're as useless as tits on a bull.

TheRagingBull 04-06-2005 04:23 AM

She'll be apples mate.

slimshaydee 04-07-2005 01:21 AM

strewth ya cunts thought this would be fucken rippa of a thread but yas all sittin there like stunned mullets not posting!

Amnesia620 04-23-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rlyss
Amnesia you're American, but do you live in Australia?

American. Born in the U.S. Educated, but still unexposed to some cultures. My previous posts weren't meant as hostile...oh well, too late now...

Offkilter 04-23-2005 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee
too bloody right ya aint got the slightest. bloody seppo sheilas

Fair suck of the sav slim, the sheila hasn't had a crash course in 'strine. :)
She seems fair dinkum enuff.

http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html

Meridae'n 04-26-2005 12:48 AM

Slim ya morton, leave the septic alone. Fuck me I could go a pig's ear, anyone up for a TED?

Ella 04-27-2005 12:40 AM

Hell yeah! Will you tell me what a TED is first, tho?

Meridae'n 04-27-2005 01:10 AM

Extra Dry!

Ishmal 07-26-2005 11:48 PM

flamin' heck...

Misz 08-20-2005 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ella
Hell yeah! Will you tell me what a TED is first, tho?

TED = Tooheys Extra Dry = Aussie beer

Iam aussie myself but I really dont have the effort to have a good crack at this, so ill wait till I got some ideas.

annie1962 08-27-2005 02:05 AM

This is "shearer" Glenn from Big Brother... anyone need a translation???


Youse evah hadda Sess Massaarrhj? Oi bloynfal yew an that, sarzya carn see wozgawwenorn. Oi stard orf by rubbin’ ya back wif oil. All ovah an that. Rubbin’ ya neck and shit. Rooly payin’ close ‘tenshun teyah. Oi rub down ya alms an back rownja necken that, an downya lecks too. Oi rub me chess upagenshta an shit, rool hot. Lodsa oyl. Then oi flip yas ovah an, loike, do the same an that. An then wenyarz all oyled upanthat, oi giveya a happy endin’. Yeah, Ay-Boy-Soy. Yeah, fershuuur. An juss when youse is bout to splode an that? oi slippedin. An the gewl, maaate. She loike, juss comes stroight awoy cos sheeze all penn up an that. Oi don lass mushlonga eye-ver cos oym preeddy mushreddy to splode an that meself, boy that stay-jah. Yeeeah.


I pissed myself when I read this in the ausculture site *snicker*

Annie xx


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