The talk like a yobbo cunt thread
 

strewth what a bloody bonza idea for a thread. Those bloody seppos will look like a stunned mullet when having a squiz at this thread.

Btw latch can't play cause he's a seppo tosser

Hmm. Ok. Good to know.


what the hell did he just say?

too bloody right ya aint got the slightest. bloody seppo sheilas

Deliberately and directly stares.

I'm not that ignorant...I posted that comment with comical inference. If you are being sarcastic, then might I suggest that you make some sort of note or "/sarcasm"...if you are being direct and mean what you say, then one may be inclined to be offended at your "tone" or inference to being a bloody american girl.

If the latter is true, and you literally meant what you posted, then I'm sorry for not living up to your standards...as if it is my fault you feel the way you do about American girls or as if I can help the fact that I'm an American...

Oh dear. Severe breakdown in cultural communications.

*sigh*

Amnesia, he's being sarcastic.

EVERYTHING aussies say is sarcastic.. you can never take them seriously ;)

And it's slim's fault he's not cultured enough to know his boundaries... or realise pink shirts are out of style now.

Too right Latch old cock. We should take young Amnesia here down to the arrie for a quick lesson in aussie talk over a couple of pigs ears. With a bit of luck the flea-taxi's should be running at Bulli so we can chuck in 10 each and start a syndicate, hopefully heading home at stumps rat-fucked with a pineapple in our pocket.

Amnesia you're American, but do you live in Australia?

Goin' down like a lead balloon.

Like a wrought iron hang-glider

piss off meri ya bludger. you're as useless as tits on a bull.

She'll be apples mate.

strewth ya cunts thought this would be fucken rippa of a thread but yas all sittin there like stunned mullets not posting!

American. Born in the U.S. Educated, but still unexposed to some cultures. My previous posts weren't meant as hostile...oh well, too late now...

Fair suck of the sav slim, the sheila hasn't had a crash course in 'strine. :)
She seems fair dinkum enuff.

http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html

Slim ya morton, leave the septic alone. Fuck me I could go a pig's ear, anyone up for a TED?

Hell yeah! Will you tell me what a TED is first, tho?

Extra Dry!

flamin' heck...

TED = Tooheys Extra Dry = Aussie beer

Iam aussie myself but I really dont have the effort to have a good crack at this, so ill wait till I got some ideas.

This is "shearer" Glenn from Big Brother... anyone need a translation???


Youse evah hadda Sess Massaarrhj? Oi bloynfal yew an that, sarzya carn see wozgawwenorn. Oi stard orf by rubbin’ ya back wif oil. All ovah an that. Rubbin’ ya neck and shit. Rooly payin’ close ‘tenshun teyah. Oi rub down ya alms an back rownja necken that, an downya lecks too. Oi rub me chess upagenshta an shit, rool hot. Lodsa oyl. Then oi flip yas ovah an, loike, do the same an that. An then wenyarz all oyled upanthat, oi giveya a happy endin’. Yeah, Ay-Boy-Soy. Yeah, fershuuur. An juss when youse is bout to splode an that? oi slippedin. An the gewl, maaate. She loike, juss comes stroight awoy cos sheeze all penn up an that. Oi don lass mushlonga eye-ver cos oym preeddy mushreddy to splode an that meself, boy that stay-jah. Yeeeah.


I pissed myself when I read this in the ausculture site *snicker*

Annie xx