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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Goodbye Miss Webster
Bad luck* Nikki ya little trooper**. You were voted out a week*** too early**** which is a shame***** because we wanted to see more of your dancing******. Good luck with the rest of your life*******.
*Sucked in **Slut ***Month ****Late *****Hoot ******Can't believe my fingers let me type that *******Die
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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I'm actually warming* to her...
*bleeding her brake fluid
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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No*.
*yes
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Psycho
Location: Sydney, Australia
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She's a boring thing.
I'd like to fuck her, though. I can picture her tied up in my dungeon, begging. "Please, Stick, treat me like the low slut whore that I am. Fuck me up the arse and torture my nipples!"
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Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure." |
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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It's right on so many levels.
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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There's a reason for that...
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Upright
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Psycho
Location: Sydney, Australia
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If you've read this, PM me and say so
Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Hardy har. Don't get me wrong, I think she's an alright sort, I'd just love to punch the fuck out of her.
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Location: Tokyo
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haha.
i stop into this fine forum for a second... and i find that its still in great shape!!! fucking awesome thread. i agree entirely with meri. shes always been an pimple on the rounded rump of australia. i would line up to pee on her if she was burning. but i do wish her all the best and everything.... i mean that.
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Straightest... Face... Ever...
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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I wish you were Ronald Reagan.
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Nup, just want you dead.
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In Your Dreams
Location: City of Lights
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Mine is an evil laugh
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Don't forget to pick up FHM:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/Spike/Gam...489490653.html
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Can't wait for her Cheri shoot to hit the stand :drool:
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Psycho
Location: Sydney, Australia
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I wonder who's propelling her along the famewhore road?
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Psycho
Location: Sydney, Australia
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She looks like one of the junkies that hawk their forks on the highway near my house.
She is wearing more clothes than they do, but.
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Upright
Location: approx. 150 million km from the sun
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PS. I hate Nikki.
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That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. The Two Gentleman of Verona. ACT III Scene 1. |
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#39 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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They made her boobs bigger too. Huzzah for them.
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Mine is an evil laugh
Location: Sydney, Australia
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I met a guy a few years ago who was a photographer for Inside Sport. He said the girls he was photographing hardly resembled the finished product. Photoshop has a lot to be thankful for (or not depending on your point of view)
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goodbye, miss, webster |
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