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Goodbye Miss Webster
Bad luck* Nikki ya little trooper**. You were voted out a week*** too early**** which is a shame***** because we wanted to see more of your dancing******. Good luck with the rest of your life*******.
*Sucked in
**Slut
***Month
****Late
*****Hoot
******Can't believe my fingers let me type that
*******Die
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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