i think i fuckin' love you man...........

flyman: whoa, lets not get carried away here. -1

The man love of flyman is making me think that before long this thread will be graced(?) with the precense of flyman's infamous ass... Sion help us all!

Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
A-wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Lotsa people talkin', few of them know
soul of a woman was created below.


/me see if he's still on a roll with good lyrics

there is no help for half you wingnuts........:D

What about the other half? ...and are they the better half or just half and half... I prefer milk.

well.........you're definately in the wingnut half i'd say.........


milk....pffft.........toss me a wobbly pop any day


the other half will have to name themselves.....i'm just here for the wingnuts eh.

I was really hoping to get points for <b>Charlatan</b>'s avatar. I guess if I did though, I would now get tons of negative posts for <b>bundy</b>'s new avatar (the mangina man).

Dude! I was talking about coffee... you prefer to have beer in your coffee? Now who is the true wingnut...


Sticky... the only one who can claim points for my avatar is JumpinJesus... Keep your stinky the stinkman hands off...

You can make claims on my new title though....

I hereby announce that I have all claims to Charlatan's current title:
"Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte"

Done, title cliamed.

I hereby claim that I own the rights to all the clouds.
Damn, someone already did that.

No need to be greed Mr. Stinkerson...

Charlatan: +1 for invoking my name
GoT: meh...not one of my fav Zep tunes. +1
flyman: wingnuts...hehehehe +5
Charlatan: mmmm half & half +2
flyman: the other half are numbnuts, I think, +2 for wobbly pop
Sticky: you get point for your own avatars only. +5 if you get an animated stickman avatar
Charlatan: beer & coffee = Buzz Beer. +5 to anyone who gets the reference
Sticky: -1 for being greedy
Charlatan: Mr. Stinkerson, hehe +2

BuzzBeer=Drew Carey Show...

damn you're good...:thumbsup:

Charlatan: +5 as promised
flyman: oh he's good alright, but I'M GREAT! +1 to you

Avoid flymans blatant kiss assness (I know it's not a word) at all costs.

Rdr4evr: oh I think we all know that, in flyman's case, ASSness is indeed a word. +2

no need to call me your highness........


just call me your assness..........

Flyman said, "assness" heh heh heh heh...

Looks like I was away too long this time. I missed no less than 3 point giving rounds, gawd demmit. In that time I also missed such highlights as great lyrics, new words that have Mr. Webster spinning in his grave, and a deeply moving confession by He-who-must-not-be-named.

I have failed again. I must be more vigilant. I must go punish myself.
Any one wanna help this time? It's really hard to flog yourself.

I'd love to flog you but Sion has already forbidden it... I don't want to be banned from this thread...

*sigh*

Alas! I knew it was too fragile a dream that I dreamed. Charlatan, how I do but mourn for the flogging we will now never share!
Now I must needs persecute myself in a manner as yet untried.
Ahhh, but what, dear brothers?

Ohh My God....negative points!!!!!


*sigh*

I'm hurtling toward mediocrity

/stands in line to help flog Jonsgirl



more great lyrics:

New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team.

Dearest Jonsgirl... While I may not flog you here... as per the almighty Sion's wishes... I *can* flog you elsewhere...

paddyjoe... hurtling towards?

dude.........you're so far past mediocrity,that you're damn close to hittin' pathetic.........



GET A FUCKING GRIP MAN



YOU CAN SURPASS THIS SAD STATE THAT YOU'RE IN........BE BRAVE JOE


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm sorry, I cheated on all of you. I just posted on the humor board.

I feel dirty.

I have a flogger thing, but it's covered in barbecue sauce.

sion said no flogging. Don't you read the posts?

I never said anything about flogging. I just said I had a flogger thing. Please do not impugn my integrity.

flyman: +5 for flaunting the assness that is you
Charlatan: +1 for Butthead impersonation. but dont do it anymore, k?
Jonsgirl: +3 for self-flagellation
Charlatan: -2 for incorrect facts. I NEVER forbade flogging.
Jonsgirl: +1 for mourning a missed flogging
paddyjoe: +3 for mediocrity (it is SO underrated)
GoT: +3 for "Money"
Charlatan: +1 for sneakiness. +1 for the implication of "hurtling towards?" (I'd say mired in, myself)
flyman: +3 for grippage
Sticky: +1 for being dirty
JumpinJesus: +2 for conversing with yourself

NOTE: I just realized that I overlooked some posts on page 2. My apologies to those who may have felt marginalized by that oversight. I will now award double points for those posts as a measure of recompense:

flyman: +4 for an astute observation (about the hair combing)
Jonsgirl: +10 for "to wade though the stagnant tide pools of humanity to bring you the pebbles of wisdom"
Zephyr66: +4 for catching on. oh and the answer to your question can be found by delving the utmost depths of quantum mechanics as it relates to entropy theory.
Charlatan: +2 for wanting to watch Jonsgirl in an act of self-flagellation

ok, now that THAT is taken care of, we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

GAME ON!

I am the all-being, master of time, space and dimension.

Rdr4evr: You are NOT. If you were, you'd know how to capitalize the title. -3

FUCK! I KNEW THE CAPS WOULD PUT ME IN THE NEGATIVE POINTS, YET I STILL DIDN'T CHANGE IT.

Too late now Rdr4evr... now you are just shouting...

/covers his ears.

Point me!!!

<b>Averett</b>, we are all pointing at you.

Hey guys, come on...point with me.
c'mon guys.


Ok I am pointing at you.

Aww.... is it cause I started a thread that became a sticky to add to those other Tilted Nonsense stickies?

Sorry guys!

but it does kinda make me feel special and stuff

You are special Averett... Just keep telling yourself that it will be true... Hell if it worked for Mr. Stinky it can work for you!

I am special. I am special. I am pretty and special!

Hey, <b>Averett</b>, I did not even notice that until you mentioned it.

We are all special, that is why we are here on the nonesense board.
Well most of us are special.

Alright, some of us are speacial.

OK, to be honest, only <b>Sion</b> is speacial.

<font size="1">let's see what that gets me</font>

yeah.....lttle bus ride to school kinda special...........



*wingnuts*





http://www.megalowrider.com/megalowr...arge/D9042.jpg

I remember when this place was all fields.

GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!

Damn Stinky (I will make this nickname stick) what is with all the sucking up? Why don't you just ask Sion if you can get on your knees for him...

Averett... just noticed your sticky... Wow, you've made the big time...


(I'm just glad none of us who posted on that thread got banned...)

Who posted in that thread?

didn't see nothin'......didn't hear nothin'.......don't know nothin'.......





*10 bucks says joe will turn this around on me*

This should result in automatic banning from this thread.

...or at least fair game for continous mocking...

Go Redwings!!!


That out to deflect some of the mocking :thumbsup:

mocks all.........................

Not really... it just gives us more mocking to do!

a pair of fuckin' knee pads man.........


http://ace.imageg.net/graphics/produ...1040038reg.jpg

Ahh jeez...you got me all wrong.

I love you man!!!!!

hehehe...dumb as a bone

a lovebone

*couldn't fuckin resist*






carry on

enough already... we *all* get that paddyjoe *loves* flyman's lovebone...

...and that he can't resist it.


:lol:

Rdr4evr: -1 for shouting.
Charlatan: +1 for ear coverage
Averett: +5 for nice double entendre
Sticky: +1 for pointing (though to be fair, you are pretty much ALWAYS pointing at something, being a stickman and all)
Averett: +2 for special stuff
Charlatan: +1 Mr. Stinky, hehehe
Averett: +1, pretty special
Sticky: +2 for noticing how "spayshul" I am
flyman: +1 for short bus reference, +1 for wingnut pics
jwoody: +3 for non-sequitor
Fantasma: -3 for going Patriots
Charlatan: +1 for absolutely no reason at all
Sticky: 0 points (a Sion's Rules game first)
flyman: +2 for admitting what we all knew about ya
Rdr4evr: -1 for thinking I would ban someone, when it's much funner to give them neg. points
Charlatan: +2 for getting the point
GoT: Redwings...meh...-1
flyman: +2 for mall-mocking
Charlatan: +1 for more mocking
flyman: +2 for knee pads
paddyjoe: +2, but you're NOT getting my Bud Light
paddyjoe: +2 for three consecutive posts
Charlatan: +1 for seeing the obvious

So many points, so little time. But I think there might be more lovebones than points being waved around here.

so i added my points........i'm clearly sittin' in the drivers seat here.......

48 bad boy points right fuckin' here baby.

any one else wanna add up and see where they stand?

and no sense in bullshittin' your score cuz,you only look BAD for bullshittin' when i check if you're bullshittin' or not.

now that i'm winnin'..........



BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!


:thumbsup:

48?! Holy shit, I think I'm at -353.

ain't even had to whip out those hairy globes yet. nice, man.

Damn......fuckin outed by another crazy canook.. :D

I don't remember if sion ever said that the person with the most points is the winner.

In fact, I'd go so far as to say the person with around 8 points would be in the lead, since everthing is so random and all.

And seeing as how I have around 8 points, that should make me the winner.

I won't gloat, though, since many of you have posted some very worthwhile things. Be proud of the progress you've made and don't feel bad that my mediocrity is far superior.

Jonsgirl: one point = 1 inch of lovebone. now now do the math and see what you get. +2
flyman: you might just be the best playa evah! let's see how you do in the playoffs. +2
Rdr4evr: your math is almost as faulty as the team you root for. +1
paddyjoe: ewwww...hairy globes...ewwwww. -1
paddyjoe: I get it. you are a post count padder named Joe. clever. +1
JumpinJesus: you are a wise man. but that doesnt necessarily make you right. +1


I now call time out. No more posts until I post the rules for the playoffs.

the Sion's Rules game playoff rules

who's in:

1. anyone with a total point count that is an odd number is IN.
2. anyone with a total point count that, when added to 1, results in an odd number, is IN.
3. anyone with a total point count that is less than, or greater than, zero, is IN.
4. anyone with a total point count that cannot logically be a divisor, is IN.

-from this point forward, all point counts are reset to zero.

-the playoffs will continue until such time as I call an end to the game.

-at that time, all point counts will be multiplied by 7, then increased by 69. the resultant number shall then be divided by 33, rounded to the nearest whole integer, then squared. this shall be the final score of each player.

-the winner will be the player with a final score closest to, but not exceeding, some random number that I will post when I close the game.


clear enough? everyone ready?

PLAY BALL!!!!!

This game reminds me of CalvinBall.

Number of points I have, divided by my age, plus my shoe size, multiplied by the number of planets in the system, plus the amount of times Flyman has smoked...today, factor in the number of rules Sion has given us...

Lets see...


Cool :thumbsup: I think I made the playoffs. :D

Dancin days are here again

wow!!!!!..............


*goes to smoke one just to see if he can figure out what the hell Sion just said,and wonder if his 48 points meant fuck all or what*


i fuckin' hate the playoffs.....i always lose........... :confused:


******must.........focus........*******

So, is this like a wild card playoff or a penant playoff?

yeah.......wtf eh?

and Sion...........

.....do you think if i put peanut butter on my johnson.....my new dog would lick it off?

she's only 3 mths old eh...............

well?


no need for points here,.........just wanna know what you think.
:D

Personally, I think sion lost count and was too lazy to go back and check.

*opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect those of the poster. Poster takes no responsibility for any impugnity perceived.

JumpinJesus: +2 Calvinball is the greatest game ever invented. this is a close second
GoT: welcome to the playoffs. +2 for Dancin Days
flyman: +1 for realizing the need for "state-dependent" learning.
JumpinJesus: this is a wild penant round car robin tournament style sudden death google elimination playoff. or something like that.
flyman: yes she would, most likely. +1 for being a sick fuck.
JumpinJesus: damn, yer smart. +3

so... the peanut butter thing didn't go over well...........no details as of now.


i don't even do those crazy drugs.....i just smoke pot,......what the fuck was i thinking?



j/k....


:D




*yeah sure fly.....you put the peanut butter on your johnson.........you fucking wierdo*

...and thanx for the "sick fuck" comment eh..........i try.

Sions thread is dying a slow and miserable death.....

flyman: +1. I dunno why. just because.
flyman: yer welcome. +1 for gratitude
Rdr4evr: I dont like your attitude. +2

Flyman... not only are you suggesting beastiality you are doing it with minor...

...just getting clear on this...

...sorry did you say something about wingnut???

and I thought I was crazy with the can of tuna and my cat...

don't tell anybody but......it's all a gag eh.......

although i did think about it :D

*heads off to find thread about a cat and can of tuna*

http://img190.exs.cx/img190/3894/jb7ve.jpg

The Jelly Babe.

Do you think this is what Doctor Who was talking about when he kept asking if people wanted a jelly baby?

Sure puts a whole new spin on things...

I've been watching rdr4evr's post for the past 35 minutes now, and I have to say that the stupid wizard deserved it.

Silly wizard... Dragons are for kids!

Man, I'm behind in the playoffs.....but maybe that's a good thing. Well, let's see if I can catch up....

I heart Sion's lovebone!!!! :love:

holy........points written all over that.
:thumbsup:

I don't know fly... he gave negative points to someone once for using "I heart..."... Of course, at that time it wasn't coming from a woman and it wasn't directed at Sion...

Could be a close call... Can't wait to see how it all plays out...

/waits with 'bated breath...

It took you 35 min to figure that out? Automatic -35 points :p

My boss (who is a "happily married preacher") brought porn and restraints to Iraq.
Now, I can understand porn. Hell, *I* brought porn!! But, if you're a happily married, god fearing man, why would you bring restraints???

Maybe he was hoping to tie one on...

That puts me in the lead, right?

Sion?




Sion?

I choose not to be a shark.

Unlesss I can be a sexy hooker shark. That might be fun. But not the crack whore, disease infected kinda of shark hooker. That would just be gross.

I can remember when Choose Your Own Adventure Books first came out in the 70s... they were the coolest thing ever... I see that by volume 45 they got a bit esoteric in their story lines... That cover looks like a really bad (really great?) acid trip.

for fucks sake Sion........get on the point totals eh...........like.....


WTF is that shit?.....leavin' us all hangin' man.


hey.....have you seen my johnson..........and don't lie man.....i know you have.



HELLO!!!!!!!!!!


there's a game goin' on here............:confused:

I believe the joke is on us...

...and quit tempting Sion with your Johnson... it won't get you extra points...

this is the johnson i was talkin' about you sicko............


*people have thier minds in the gutter i tell ya'*


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...he_new_one.jpg

Sure it was... :rolleyes:

Did you just rush off to Kinko's and print up that label or is that just a coaster from the bar you were at last night... :lol:


(nice guitar by the way... ;))

Who is winning and why?