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Old 12-23-2004, 10:26 AM   #161 (permalink)
 
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<b>Jonsgirl</b>, that can't fucking be true.
The way that <b>flyman</b> is throwing his fucking ass around all over this site it is impossible that <b>guccilvr</b> has not see it already.

Hence if <b>flyman</b>'s fucking ass had fucking healing powers, the fucker <b>guccilvr</b> would not have been blind prior to opening this fucking thread.

I guess the only way to know for sure is to ask <b>guccilvr</b> if he saw <b>flyman</b>'s fucking ass prior to viewing this thread or if the fucker saw it for the first time in this thread.

So how the fuck did it happen <b>guccilvr</b>?
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:27 AM   #162 (permalink)
 
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Whoohoo we are on page fucking 5 and no fuscking <b>flyman</b>'s ass for miles.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:34 AM   #163 (permalink)
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SHHHH!!! Fucking shhhhh already!!
Don't you fucking know you can't fucking say his name 3 times? He's like fucking beetleguise.

Fucking hell! We're all fucked now.
Healing properties or no, I still fucking balme you for the next one, Sticky.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:36 AM   #164 (permalink)
 
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You are right, it would be my fucking fault.
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Old 12-23-2004, 10:55 AM   #165 (permalink)
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i'm likin' this fuckin' healin' stuff.


look out sticky.......i'm fuckin' on to you man.
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:01 AM   #166 (permalink)
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see....every fuckin' time you guys see my name on the main board......you're all so fuckin' inquisitive if fly has shown his fuckin' hairy fuckin' ass again....


........that you still just have to fuckin' look.


you'll all just never fuckin' know.
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:09 AM   #167 (permalink)
 
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It is like a fucking car crash.
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:48 AM   #168 (permalink)
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merry fucking christmas to all you fuckers
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:49 AM   #169 (permalink)
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...and a happy fucking new year.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:21 PM   #170 (permalink)
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Fuck me, fuck the holidays.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:22 PM   #171 (permalink)
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yeah I've seen his hairy fucking ass before. Maybe that's what made me fucking blind so I could see this fuckin' thread. It doesn't have fucking healing powers that forfuckingsure.

that fucking pantyhose picture is fucking scary. I don't think I'll ever get a fucking good nights worth of fucking sleep anymore. Fucking hairy ass nightmares!
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:43 PM   #172 (permalink)
 
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see what I fucking mean <b>jonsgirl</b>. I was fucking right.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:50 PM   #173 (permalink)
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WooFuckingHoo page fucking five, I'm not fucking saying shit about a certain fucking topic, that fucking may or fucking may not make a disturbing fucking image appear
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Old 12-23-2004, 01:27 PM   #174 (permalink)
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fuckin' careful jay.......
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Old 12-23-2004, 01:36 PM   #175 (permalink)
 
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So, to change the fucking topic.
Any taking a fucking vacation over the holidays? and where the fuck are you going?
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Old 12-23-2004, 01:36 PM   #176 (permalink)
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Yeah Jay, "fuckin' careful".....you know this fucker is bound to do it at any minute, don't fucking give him any fucking hints.
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Old 12-23-2004, 03:22 PM   #177 (permalink)
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what the fuck??? page fucken five?? good fucken work people!

Sticky: i aint fucken goin anywhere... i gotta fucken work the whole fucken time... ... ... fucken work.
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Old 12-23-2004, 03:52 PM   #178 (permalink)
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we're havin' the whole fuckin' family at our house this fuckin' year again.

gonna do some fuckin' jammin'......and shoot some fuckin' stick too.......prolly hit the pops as fuckin' well.

....hell......i fuckin' might even fuckin' have some rum this fuckin' year....

i can't fuckin' wait.........


merry fuckin' xmas eh........
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Old 12-23-2004, 04:29 PM   #179 (permalink)
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i fucking shoveled the fucking snow off the fucking driveway 9 fucking times between fucking yesterday and fucking today
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Old 12-23-2004, 04:31 PM   #180 (permalink)
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I hate fucking snow, luckily we've been fucking getting hammered with fucking freezing rain, and just plain old fucking rain. I could skate the fucking hour and a fucking half home tomorrow, instead of fucking driving.


Merry fucking Ho Ho everyone
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:45 PM   #181 (permalink)
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how the fuck do you expect me to get any work done here with all you fuckers entertaining me all day!!!
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Old 12-23-2004, 06:00 PM   #182 (permalink)
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turn your fucking computer off that might fucking help
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Old 12-23-2004, 06:01 PM   #183 (permalink)
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'ckin' guys...
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Old 12-23-2004, 06:34 PM   #184 (permalink)
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I wish it would fucking snow in this fucking piece of shit rathole, over-populated, smoggy fucking wasteland. Can't get a fucking fresh breath of fucking clean air.
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Old 12-23-2004, 07:00 PM   #185 (permalink)
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Ho Ho Fucking Ho!
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I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday..
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say..

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
it's Jesus's Birthday
So get off you heathen Muslim Ass
And fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in india,
i've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to india and shout..

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why i'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
Thank you, Mr Hat..
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Old 12-23-2004, 07:09 PM   #186 (permalink)
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Well I'll be fucking fucked! I fucking don't fucking see any fucking ass of fucking flyman's fucking anywhere on this fucking page of fucking five.

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

Yeah, you just fucking try to fucking say this fucking post a bajillion-fucking-times fast. So... fucking HAH!!!


Fucking Edit: Godfuckingdammit I hit the fucking post quick reply fucking button and I fucking got Page cannot be fucking displayed. I fucking almost lost this whole fucking post!! FUCK!
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Old 12-23-2004, 07:11 PM   #187 (permalink)
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My 404 page on my website:

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This page is completely fucked. In fact, your computer is probably broken.
The page you are looking for is seriously fucked up and is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may have to re-install your operating system. In which case, too bad.

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Please try the following:

Click the Refresh button, or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really works.
If you typed the page address in the Address bar, please go away and learn to spell correctly before returning.
To check your connection status, unplug your PC and insert a screwdriver into the mains socket. Connection status will immediately become apparent.
If you like, Microsoft Windows can examine your PC and send details of all the pornography you have downloaded to its headquarters in Redmond.
If you would like Windows to ruin your life,
click Yes! Send me to jail!
Some sites you visit require Microsoft's authorization. Click the Windows menu and then click Let me view boobies! to uninstall this feature.
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select This sucks: Please replace current operating system with Linux. And don't ask me again.
Click the Back to try and end this nightmare.



Cannot find server or DNS Error
Or maybe you've killed the Internet.
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Old 12-23-2004, 07:18 PM   #188 (permalink)
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There is a fucking prank call that some fucking dick does to some dumb fucking women. He says he is from fucking AOL and takes her through a step by fucking step tutorial of how to wipe out her fucking hard-drive. The fucking women ends up doing it, fucking figures she uses AOL.
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Old 12-23-2004, 07:38 PM   #189 (permalink)
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Well, that's just fucking lovely
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:15 PM   #190 (permalink)
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why the fuck didnt someone fucking pm me about this fucking thread?
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Old 12-24-2004, 12:04 AM   #191 (permalink)
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Merry fucking Christmas everyone!
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Old 12-24-2004, 08:37 AM   #192 (permalink)
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Where's that fucking ass?
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Old 12-24-2004, 09:20 AM   #193 (permalink)
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that fuckin' ass is tired and needs to fuckin' rejuvinate.


watch for it in a fuckin' episode of fuckin' tilted nonsense for fucks sake.
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Old 12-24-2004, 10:37 AM   #194 (permalink)
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I gotta go fuckin' piss! Fuck!
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Old 12-25-2004, 09:30 PM   #195 (permalink)
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I wonder if anyone has ever tried fucking piss? Well, which one of you has? Speak the fuck up!
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Old 12-26-2004, 07:41 PM   #196 (permalink)
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Where's that fucking ass?
on every fucking thread he's posted in for the last 5 months!
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Old 12-27-2004, 09:35 AM   #197 (permalink)
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on every fucking thread he's posted in for the last 5 months!

fuck me slim......5 fuckin' months man.......i don't fuckin' think so.



well....you might be fuckin' right.........NOPE...fuck that.......wrong,wrong fucking wrong.


have a great fuckin' day folks.
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Old 12-27-2004, 11:55 AM   #198 (permalink)
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what the fuck!? Page 5 and still no ass? What the fuck is keeping you Flyman?
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Old 12-27-2004, 12:25 PM   #199 (permalink)
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No fucking flyman ass please. fuck, now its gonna happen. Anyone wanna start up a fucking collection for all the fucking counselling all of us poor fucks are going to need after looking at that fucking thing?
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Old 12-27-2004, 12:27 PM   #200 (permalink)
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why the fuck didnt someone fucking pm me about this fucking thread?
how are we supposed to know to fucking pm you about this fucking thread?
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