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Sion · 05-21-2003, 02:26 AM

May your sisters wed a thousand lice infested camels.

May you live in interesting times.

"We're going to have fun. FUN! FUN! FUN!. We're going to have so much fucking fun it's going to take a team of fucking surgeons to wipe the fucking smiles from our fucking faces!"

I curse you to the depths of a thousand boiling hells, you cunt-picking, cum-belching gutterslut.

"...Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?"

platypus · 05-21-2003, 05:35 AM

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits!

Arock · 05-21-2003, 03:38 PM

cockbeard

LewisCouch · 05-21-2003, 04:15 PM

My favorite line while driving...

"Get out of my way PIG FUCKERS !!!"

QuasiMojo · 05-21-2003, 04:28 PM

YAAAAHHHHH!

-(CAPS ON)

~ahem~
EAT SHIT, YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BITCH PIG FUCK!

I like to think that the term"Knucklefuck" is mine.

There is a great book called "The F word" that informs that the word can be and has been used any way you can imagine.
I forget the editor but the forward is by Roy Blount

Quote:

cockbeard

heh heh

DEI37 · 05-21-2003, 05:30 PM

HEY...you cocksuckin, ass-licking, shit eating, cum slurping, fucking son of a cock whore, fucking ass wipe, shitdick, skull fucking godam motherfucker...turn of your fucking caps lock before I fucking come over there, and have to rip your fucking sorry bitch-ass a new fucking hole!

There, I suppose that is that.

QuasiMojo · 05-21-2003, 05:55 PM

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you want some of this?
YOU SORE DICK.
YOU CRAB FESTOONED CROTCH SUCKING WHORE-MASTERING LITTLE WHELP(thank you S.King)HOW DARE YOU!
I OUGHTTA COME OVER THERE AND
AND
AND....

love ya man

splck · 05-21-2003, 06:29 PM

George Carlin - Usage of fuck

Fly · 05-21-2003, 07:41 PM

fine.....hell,shit ,piss,goddamn,fuuuuuuck. Shet mah mouth!...........

Meridae'n · 05-21-2003, 10:14 PM

You have the breath of a thousand carnies

Antagony · 05-22-2003, 10:56 AM

Well fuck my ass and suck my ego-cock.

Cockbeard? ahaahah, that's awesome.

Also, I am hungry enough to eat a giant bowl of fuck. I am waiting for my damnable co-worker to return so that I can go on my lunch break.

krwlz · 05-22-2003, 07:50 PM

Two Words: Fuck this...

Meridae'n · 05-22-2003, 08:00 PM

I'm so fucking hungry i could eat the back wheel off a menstral cycle...

Antagony · 05-22-2003, 08:51 PM

HOLY HOT FUCK

Out of fucking tissues . . .

vermin · 05-22-2003, 10:00 PM

Fuckin' fuckers fuckin' fuckitty fuck!

May pinworms tickle your innards with an itch that can never be scratched.

May your head lice burrow under the skin of your scalp and drive you insane with their constant crawling. (makes your head itch just thinking about it, huh?)

eyeronic · 05-22-2003, 10:14 PM

God forsaken piece of excrement, you are a true fuckwaste-clean-up-crew-member's dingleberry muncher.

myMHz · 05-23-2003, 12:46 AM

Shut your festering gob you tit!

Meridae'n · 05-23-2003, 02:06 AM

You smell like an anchovy's cunt

Magpie0001 · 05-23-2003, 04:04 AM

poop!

Fly · 05-23-2003, 04:15 AM

hey, is this where all the pricks hang out?

just stopped in for a jolly 'ol fuck you so......

FUCK YOU!!!!!

splck · 05-23-2003, 08:02 AM

Ya Ya...Fuck you too!

Fly · 05-23-2003, 08:28 AM

fuck you first........

splck · 05-23-2003, 08:30 AM

er...no thanks

Fly · 05-23-2003, 08:33 AM

you're just fuckin' scared cuz you'd never go back to the goddamn broads

Fly · 05-23-2003, 06:50 PM

FUCK YOU.....eat my snot

splck · 05-23-2003, 10:46 PM

Fly · 05-24-2003, 01:17 PM

hey splck........

what the fuck is that?

how does that pic relate too a fuckin' swear word?

*some people's kids i tell ya'*

splck · 05-24-2003, 01:26 PM

er not payin' attention i thought it was his middle finger...I blame the beer. so fuck you

rideough · 05-24-2003, 02:18 PM

motherfuckin' cock-whore,cum-dumpster,ASSFUCK,christing ball hair, motherbitch!!!

My friend Farid's favorite- INFIDEL!!!!

Cocktopus · 05-24-2003, 02:23 PM

I love this fucking bullshit.

Fly · 05-24-2003, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by splck
er not payin' attention i thought it was his middle finger...I blame the beer. so fuck you

that's more fucking like it you fuck wad.

FUCK YOU.......

*great pic by the way,sortta says it all huh?*

Tophat665 · 05-24-2003, 05:41 PM

Overheard at a party once: That dumb cunt is a cum chugging fuck pig.

My favorite general purpose swear is "Shitballs, Hellfire, and Bloody Damnation!"

He's got his head up his ass so far he farts every time he blows his nose.

Why don't you run outside and play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself.

Miekle · 05-24-2003, 06:58 PM

gosh darn butt hole loving jerk face

VirFighter · 05-24-2003, 07:15 PM

Fuck everyone and everything.

That is all.

buffto · 05-24-2003, 08:44 PM

LEFT LANE FAST, RIGHT LANE SLOW. FUCKING BLUEHAIRED COCKSUCKING FUCKER FUCKS.

Fly · 05-24-2003, 08:48 PM

welll....hell,shit,piss,goddamn,fuuuuuckkk........

i hear ya' buffto.fuckin' old men with hats too eh?

bastards

Sun Tzu · 05-24-2003, 09:26 PM

Rexed

Sun Tzu · 05-24-2003, 09:34 PM

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MrFlux · 05-24-2003, 09:42 PM

Bugger.

Sun Tzu · 05-24-2003, 09:46 PM

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05-21-2003, 02:26 AM	#41 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	May your sisters wed a thousand lice infested camels. May you live in interesting times. "We're going to have fun. FUN! FUN! FUN!. We're going to have so much fucking fun it's going to take a team of fucking surgeons to wipe the fucking smiles from our fucking faces!" I curse you to the depths of a thousand boiling hells, you cunt-picking, cum-belching gutterslut. "...Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?" __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

05-21-2003, 05:35 AM	#42 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits! __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-21-2003, 03:38 PM	#43 (permalink)
Arock Crazy Location: Center Ice	cockbeard __________________ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat

05-21-2003, 04:15 PM	#44 (permalink)
LewisCouch Insane Location: Pacific NW	My favorite line while driving... "Get out of my way PIG FUCKERS !!!" __________________ "The gift of liberty is like that of a horse, handsome, strong, and high-spirited. In some it arouses a wish to ride; in many others, on the contrary, it increases the desire to walk." -- Massimo d'Azeglio

05-21-2003, 05:30 PM	#46 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	HEY...you cocksuckin, ass-licking, shit eating, cum slurping, fucking son of a cock whore, fucking ass wipe, shitdick, skull fucking godam motherfucker...turn of your fucking caps lock before I fucking come over there, and have to rip your fucking sorry bitch-ass a new fucking hole! There, I suppose that is that. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-21-2003, 05:55 PM	#47 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you want some of this? YOU SORE DICK. YOU CRAB FESTOONED CROTCH SUCKING WHORE-MASTERING LITTLE WHELP(thank you S.King)HOW DARE YOU! I OUGHTTA COME OVER THERE AND AND AND.... love ya man __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

05-21-2003, 06:29 PM	#48 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	George Carlin - Usage of fuck __________________ nice line eh?

05-21-2003, 07:41 PM	#49 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fine.....hell,shit ,piss,goddamn,fuuuuuuck. Shet mah mouth!........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-21-2003, 10:14 PM	#50 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	You have the breath of a thousand carnies __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-22-2003, 10:56 AM	#51 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	Well fuck my ass and suck my ego-cock. Cockbeard? ahaahah, that's awesome. Also, I am hungry enough to eat a giant bowl of fuck. I am waiting for my damnable co-worker to return so that I can go on my lunch break. __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

05-22-2003, 07:50 PM	#52 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Two Words: Fuck this...

05-22-2003, 08:00 PM	#53 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I'm so fucking hungry i could eat the back wheel off a menstral cycle... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-22-2003, 08:51 PM	#54 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	HOLY HOT FUCK Out of fucking tissues . . . __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

05-22-2003, 10:00 PM	#55 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Fuckin' fuckers fuckin' fuckitty fuck! May pinworms tickle your innards with an itch that can never be scratched. May your head lice burrow under the skin of your scalp and drive you insane with their constant crawling. (makes your head itch just thinking about it, huh?) __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-22-2003, 10:14 PM	#56 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	God forsaken piece of excrement, you are a true fuckwaste-clean-up-crew-member's dingleberry muncher. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

05-23-2003, 12:46 AM	#57 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Shut your festering gob you tit! __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

05-23-2003, 04:04 AM	#59 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	poop!

05-23-2003, 02:06 AM	#58 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	You smell like an anchovy's cunt __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-23-2003, 04:15 AM	#60 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey, is this where all the pricks hang out? just stopped in for a jolly 'ol fuck you so...... FUCK YOU!!!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-23-2003, 08:02 AM	#61 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Ya Ya...Fuck you too! __________________ nice line eh?

05-23-2003, 08:28 AM	#62 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fuck you first........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-23-2003, 08:30 AM	#63 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	er...no thanks __________________ nice line eh?

05-23-2003, 08:33 AM	#64 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you're just fuckin' scared cuz you'd never go back to the goddamn broads __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-23-2003, 06:50 PM	#65 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	FUCK YOU.....eat my snot __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-23-2003, 10:46 PM	#66 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	__________________ nice line eh?

05-24-2003, 01:17 PM	#67 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey splck........ what the fuck is that? how does that pic relate too a fuckin' swear word? some people's kids i tell ya' __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-24-2003, 01:26 PM	#68 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	er not payin' attention i thought it was his middle finger...I blame the beer. so fuck you __________________ nice line eh?

05-24-2003, 02:18 PM	#69 (permalink)
rideough Insane Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!	motherfuckin' cock-whore,cum-dumpster,ASSFUCK,christing ball hair, motherbitch!!! My friend Farid's favorite- INFIDEL!!!! __________________ i may or may not be on acid right now....

05-24-2003, 02:23 PM	#70 (permalink)
Cocktopus Insane	I love this fucking bullshit.

05-24-2003, 05:41 PM	#72 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Overheard at a party once: That dumb cunt is a cum chugging fuck pig. My favorite general purpose swear is "Shitballs, Hellfire, and Bloody Damnation!" He's got his head up his ass so far he farts every time he blows his nose. Why don't you run outside and play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-24-2003, 06:58 PM	#73 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	gosh darn butt hole loving jerk face

05-24-2003, 07:15 PM	#74 (permalink)
VirFighter Insane Location: Raleigh, NC / Atlanta, GA	Fuck everyone and everything. That is all. __________________ "The South is gonna boogie again" - Disco Stu

05-24-2003, 08:44 PM	#75 (permalink)
buffto Crazy Location: Missouri	LEFT LANE FAST, RIGHT LANE SLOW. FUCKING BLUEHAIRED COCKSUCKING FUCKER FUCKS.

05-24-2003, 08:48 PM	#76 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	welll....hell,shit,piss,goddamn,fuuuuuckkk........ i hear ya' buffto.fuckin' old men with hats too eh? bastards __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-24-2003, 09:26 PM	#77 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	Rexed __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

05-24-2003, 09:34 PM	#78 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	<EMBED SRC="http://groups.msn.com/vidso1/Documents/deniro_fukfuk.wav" CONTROLS="playbutton" AUTOSTART=false> __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking* Last edited by Sun Tzu; 05-26-2003 at 02:13 PM..

05-24-2003, 09:42 PM	#79 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	Bugger. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.