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Tophat665 · 11-05-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irseg

www.ultimateflame.com

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. ...I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.... You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.... Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success....

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Writing the White house again?

That is pure genius. I feel small having read that knowing that it's about someone else.

My personal favorite is fucktard. My next most favorite is Rooster Sugar (makes sense if you say it in French.) Waste of air. Anal wart. Shit-sucker. Shit-for-brains. Fucknut. Pretty much in that order. I think asshat is brilliant, but it just doesn't work well for me.

Lately: Jesus Haploid Christ! You voted for Bush, didn't you? (That one is all about facial expression and intonation.)

theguyondacouch · 11-08-2004, 05:42 PM

You are a festering boil on the cock of life

miyamotomusashi · 12-01-2004, 11:25 AM

poopio

the living liquid shit spewed forth from the depths of the ass of jabba the hutt

paddyjoe · 12-01-2004, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

go fuck your hat pal...........

Didn't you use this one on me once?

*bastard*

Carno · 12-01-2004, 08:14 PM

My roommates and I are quite partial to the phrase "cunt-sniffing asshole." I like to say, "Fuck you, you fucking guy!" Or, "pillow biting tunnel butt."

I also like this:
"Oh you're a fuckin comedian.. I got a joke for you, wise guy. Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Go fuck yourself!"

indigochild111 · 12-01-2004, 08:34 PM

foutre tu fuck you in french..but if you ask for the translation it will say "GET STUFFED!"

some other random french terms

"Donne-moi ton foutre" = Give me your cum. "Je veux lecher ton foutre" = I want to swallow your cum.
wow...

MacGuyver · 12-01-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indigochild111

"Donne-moi ton foutre" = Give me your cum. "Je veux lecher ton foutre" = I want to swallow your cum.
wow...

Oh, youre a dirty girl. A very bad girl. Dont make me come over there.

indigochild111 · 12-01-2004, 10:04 PM

hahaha you have no idea

Jonsgirl · 12-01-2004, 11:03 PM

I'm partital to Fuck-tard, Ass hat, Fuck-sac, and yeast infected condom squeeze.
Also any comment I can make about someone's 1337 skilz.
Or something along the lines or 'somewhere, there's a village missing an idiot' or not the sharpest knife in the drawer.'

OracleEyes · 12-01-2004, 11:31 PM

I am always up for a good fucktard, whoredoor, or whorebag...

Ishmal · 01-04-2005, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tophat

I think asshat is brilliant, but it just doesn't work well for me.

i'll agree with that... i'v cn it used all ova TFP... if u do a search for Asshat u get about 4 pages of results!
also here is a site i found that i thourght was funny.

Sion · 01-04-2005, 07:42 PM

cum-belching gutter-slut works well

Sion · 01-04-2005, 07:44 PM

as does insipid sleaze-bag

Xixox · 01-04-2005, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise

Once heard an old woman we worked with tell a guy "KISS MY ASS WHILE I'M FARTING!" I thought that was quite special.

I've always said it as "Suck a fart outta my ass." It rolls off the tongue nicely when done with a new yorker accent.

My latest has been 'douchenozzle'. For work-safety I'll fall back on 'chowderhead'

For general descriptions...
... dumb as a sack of hammers
... sharp as a sack of wet mice
... pleasant as a tax audit
... about as smart as that {whatever inanimate object happens to be handy}
... breath like a sack of assholes

TheWalkinDude · 02-24-2005, 07:33 AM

Sorry to bring back such an old thread, but a friend of mine came out with "tit-gristle" today and this insult just had to be made known.

tecoyah · 02-24-2005, 07:36 AM

Said in confidence to a friend when he pointed out a relatively Nasty (read slutty) woman at a party.......and asked if I would do her.

" I would Just assume....Slam My Dick In A Door"

02-24-2005, 07:39 AM

I'm partial to "Fuck-tard" and "Scum-cunt."

vbuser · 02-24-2005, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shizukana

Assclown is always good, and you can be a no-talent assclown as well.

lol

I like that one too, from when Chris Jericho coined the term on RAW.

nofnway · 02-25-2005, 02:36 PM

Your'e so stupid you probably don't know if your ass is punched or bored.

Tophat665 · 02-25-2005, 04:39 PM

When your IQ hits 50, sell. You will profit.

One from Foghorn Leghorn - "Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sackfull of wet mice."

The one I use at work to call someone an idiot is "Real learning potential."

And of course the one for my least favorite politician(s): "mentally void moral cripple with delusions of adequacy."

MiSo · 02-26-2005, 03:07 AM

my original saying is

genius ass...

used in place of "smart ass"

Sion · 02-26-2005, 02:02 PM

here's one I laid on someone on another board recently. it's subtle, but I liked it.

This isn't the stupidest thing I've ever read here, but it does have ambition.

vbuser · 02-27-2005, 08:21 AM

"You're mother's so fat, that when she jumped for joy ... she got stuck"

**ducks**

Thome · 02-27-2005, 08:32 AM

From San Andreas;

'You asshole my shit!'

From Donnie Darko:

'You can go suck a fuck!'

Who says media is a bad thing?

Bacchanal · 02-27-2005, 09:26 AM

The player hater's ball sketch on Chappelle's Show has too much in it. Ones I can think of off the top of my head:

To a woman:
Your underwear has dick-holes.

To anyone:
I've got to go fill up your momma's dish.
I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody but you. (easily the harshest insult I've ever heard!)

There are a whole lot more in that sketch, but my mind is blank.

Manuel Hong · 02-27-2005, 04:19 PM

Cheese-wanker, butt-munch, silly cunt (to a man), fart-face, sweater-teeth, pizza-face.

Ishmal · 06-29-2005, 11:08 PM

the insult curently goin around our workshop is..

cock-wart

Ballzor · 06-30-2005, 11:56 AM

You sack of wine

water_boy1999 · 06-30-2005, 12:22 PM

I've always been partial to "bung slug".

or

That's about as silly as a football bat!

IC3 · 07-02-2005, 02:23 AM

-Waste of Skin
-I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
-Your a piece of shit
-Rectum Licker

Fly · 07-02-2005, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

Didn't you use this one on me once?

*bastard*

why yes....yes i did joe.

11-08-2004, 05:42 PM	#42 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	You are a festering boil on the cock of life __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!" Last edited by theguyondacouch; 11-08-2004 at 05:47 PM..

12-01-2004, 11:03 PM	#49 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	I'm partital to Fuck-tard, Ass hat, Fuck-sac, and yeast infected condom squeeze. Also any comment I can make about someone's 1337 skilz. Or something along the lines or 'somewhere, there's a village missing an idiot' or not the sharpest knife in the drawer.' __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

01-04-2005, 07:42 PM	#52 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	cum-belching gutter-slut works well __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-04-2005, 07:44 PM	#53 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	as does insipid sleaze-bag __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-24-2005, 07:36 AM	#56 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Said in confidence to a friend when he pointed out a relatively Nasty (read slutty) woman at a party.......and asked if I would do her. " I would Just assume....Slam My Dick In A Door" __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

12-01-2004, 11:25 AM	#43 (permalink)
miyamotomusashi Upright Location: MA, USA	poopio the living liquid shit spewed forth from the depths of the ass of jabba the hutt

12-01-2004, 08:14 PM	#45 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	My roommates and I are quite partial to the phrase "cunt-sniffing asshole." I like to say, "Fuck you, you fucking guy!" Or, "pillow biting tunnel butt." I also like this: "Oh you're a fuckin comedian.. I got a joke for you, wise guy. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Go fuck yourself!"

12-01-2004, 08:34 PM	#46 (permalink)
indigochild111 Crazy	foutre tu fuck you in french..but if you ask for the translation it will say "GET STUFFED!" some other random french terms "Donne-moi ton foutre" = Give me your cum. "Je veux lecher ton foutre" = I want to swallow your cum. wow...

12-01-2004, 10:04 PM	#48 (permalink)
indigochild111 Crazy	hahaha you have no idea

12-01-2004, 11:31 PM	#50 (permalink)
OracleEyes Upright Location: Iowa	I am always up for a good fucktard, whoredoor, or whorebag...

02-24-2005, 07:33 AM	#55 (permalink)
TheWalkinDude Crazy	Sorry to bring back such an old thread, but a friend of mine came out with "tit-gristle" today and this insult just had to be made known.

02-24-2005, 07:39 AM	#57 (permalink)
thinktank Guest	I'm partial to "Fuck-tard" and "Scum-cunt."

02-25-2005, 02:36 PM	#59 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	Your'e so stupid you probably don't know if your ass is punched or bored. __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

02-25-2005, 04:39 PM	#60 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	When your IQ hits 50, sell. You will profit. One from Foghorn Leghorn - "Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sackfull of wet mice." The one I use at work to call someone an idiot is "Real learning potential." And of course the one for my least favorite politician(s): "mentally void moral cripple with delusions of adequacy." __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-26-2005, 03:07 AM	#61 (permalink)
MiSo Psycho	my original saying is genius ass... used in place of "smart ass"

02-26-2005, 02:02 PM	#62 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	here's one I laid on someone on another board recently. it's subtle, but I liked it. This isn't the stupidest thing I've ever read here, but it does have ambition. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-27-2005, 08:21 AM	#63 (permalink)
vbuser Upright	"You're mother's so fat, that when she jumped for joy ... she got stuck" ducks

02-27-2005, 08:32 AM	#64 (permalink)
Thome Upright	From San Andreas; 'You asshole my shit!' From Donnie Darko: 'You can go suck a fuck!' Who says media is a bad thing?

02-27-2005, 09:26 AM	#65 (permalink)
Bacchanal Laid back Location: Jayhawkland	The player hater's ball sketch on Chappelle's Show has too much in it. Ones I can think of off the top of my head: To a woman: Your underwear has dick-holes. To anyone: I've got to go fill up your momma's dish. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody but you. (easily the harshest insult I've ever heard!) There are a whole lot more in that sketch, but my mind is blank.

02-27-2005, 04:19 PM	#66 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Cheese-wanker, butt-munch, silly cunt (to a man), fart-face, sweater-teeth, pizza-face. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

06-29-2005, 11:08 PM	#67 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	the insult curently goin around our workshop is.. cock-wart __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

06-30-2005, 12:22 PM	#69 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	I've always been partial to "bung slug". or That's about as silly as a football bat! __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

07-02-2005, 02:23 AM	#70 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	-Waste of Skin -I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. -Your a piece of shit -Rectum Licker __________________ "To win any battle, you must fight as if you were already dead" -Musashi Last edited by IC3; 07-02-2005 at 02:44 AM..