10-20-2004, 12:53 AM | #41 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Survivor and Celebrity Dancing on different channels at the same bloody time!!!
Had to listen to my workmates talk about Gabrielle Ritchens' tits all day...
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10-20-2004, 04:29 AM | #42 (permalink) | |
Tilted
Location: Melbourne
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10-20-2004, 12:04 PM | #43 (permalink) |
Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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Teehee....funny bugger, hey Madd?
Slow moving supermarket queues. Or joining the one you thought was the fastest only to find out it is now the slowest. Rental properties that look totally different on the 'net to how they look in real life, ie: smaller, crappier, dirtier.
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10-21-2004, 01:36 AM | #45 (permalink) |
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Ok... here's what pisses me off.
- The Monash Freeway from 4pm to 6pm! - Telstra. Everything about them. - Banks. See above. - DVD's you buy then they come out Special Edition 6 months later. - The fact that Hawthorn hasn't beaten Essenscum in about 7 years. other then that i'm pretty cool with most things. |
10-21-2004, 01:49 AM | #46 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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People from singles sites that look totally different on the 'net to how they look in real life, ie: smaller, crappier, dirtier.
See the Bombers fly up, up...
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10-21-2004, 03:11 AM | #47 (permalink) | |
Tilted
Location: Melbourne
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*One particular person who purposly called from their mobile to my phone line (the one that im dialed into the net from) when I had them on the ropes in warcraft. Fingers crossed i'll get them back tonight
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10-21-2004, 03:24 AM | #49 (permalink) |
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Location: UK
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This thread should probably be called Room101, but I've got a few to add to the growing list:
- Packets of bacon: You struggle to hack into them and they never re-seal easily. - Drivers who don't know how to use their rear view mirror. - Weak / wet handshakes when you meet people. - People who whistle aimless tunes just to fill a silence. O.K I'm done venting now...
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10-22-2004, 12:14 AM | #53 (permalink) |
Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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Haha...no worries, Latch. It's not everyone's cup of green tea.
The bugs that splattered on the windscreen and front of my brand new ve-hic-le during my trip to Brisbane pissed me off today, big time.
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10-22-2004, 12:34 AM | #54 (permalink) | |
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10-22-2004, 02:51 PM | #55 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Chicks that drag you home and change straight into their pyjamas and give you nothing. Seeing as though it was the receptionist at the gym I'll let her off... this time.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
10-23-2004, 07:38 PM | #57 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Home telephones. I hate the bastards.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
10-24-2004, 10:56 PM | #60 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Latch... you got a pearler right there. Fuck I hate that.
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10-25-2004, 03:37 AM | #63 (permalink) | |
Mine is an evil laugh
Location: Sydney, Australia
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10-25-2004, 03:47 AM | #64 (permalink) |
Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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Too freakin' right about Hayley, and tho' I love Casey's voice, she can't string three words together. Courtney is way too full of himself and Anthony has the comp in his tiny little hand already. But Chanel....well, she was just a ray of sunshine....*sigh*
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10-25-2004, 04:32 AM | #66 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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I hate Chanel. Fuck I'm glad she's gone. Worst performance ever on Sunday night... my TV still has the shits.
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10-26-2004, 04:20 AM | #68 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Walking all the way to the club cause the news just said Marto and Clarke were going crazy in the cricket, but when you get there Marto, Gilly, and Warne are all out and the rest is a block-fest.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
11-03-2004, 07:44 PM | #71 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Watched the dancing while the Pleasure Machine was on, Bec and that vet chick were also worth a view...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
11-07-2004, 01:51 AM | #77 (permalink) | |
Mine is an evil laugh
Location: Sydney, Australia
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11-07-2004, 05:40 PM | #78 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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I hate it when your mates do everything they can to break your balls when you're trying to pick up a chick, including lying* about your age.
*telling the truth
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