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Old 10-12-2004, 11:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What Pisses Me Off !!

An interesting & hopefully humorus subject. Tell us what pisses YOU off.
Maybe it's that fat chick at the macca's drive through, or maybe something closer to home.

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Old 10-12-2004, 11:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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people who sit in the right lane driving really slow. Get out of the way.
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Old 10-13-2004, 01:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Stupid people.
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Old 10-13-2004, 01:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Stupid people.
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Old 10-13-2004, 03:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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channel 10 always cutting the punchline out of shows (especially the simpsons) by cutting to commercials that secong too soon
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Old 10-13-2004, 05:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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channel 10 always cutting the punchline out of shows (especially the simpsons) by cutting to commercials that secong too soon
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Old 10-13-2004, 10:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Radio announcers that talk through the start of a song you like, right up to where they start singing. Fuck that shits me. Worse still when they dub a little reference to their station that sounds like the song. Fuck.
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Old 10-13-2004, 02:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Being drunk and embarrasing yourself by hitting on one of your close female friends... Yeah did that on Saturday, everyone else thought it was funny though.
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Old 10-13-2004, 04:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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People who start arguments in threads and then suddenly decide not to reply...

Also, everything...
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Old 10-13-2004, 08:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Here fishy fishy fishy...


People with longer give-a-fuck spans than me.
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Old 10-13-2004, 11:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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know-it-all fuckheads... you can know a lot of stuff without contstantly mentioning it/bringing it up.
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Old 10-13-2004, 11:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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oh.. and traffic in Melbourne. I had it easier driving through Sydney during peakhour. Driving through Melbourne yesterday at peak-hour was horrible.
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Bad drivers who almost kill you because they are just too inept. This old lady was a bee's dick away from killing me today.
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Just a couple of things...

* People who have no respect for other people
* People who can't park between the lines
* People who have no manners at all
* People with little regard for spelling or grammar
* People who don't slow down to 40 when going through school zones
* People who stand way to close to you
* People who wear way too much perfume
* People who drive towards you with their high beams on
* People who don't indicate when driving
* People who don't use deodorant
* Racist people
* Computer virii and spyware
* Hypocrites
* Censorship
* People who can not drive but continue to do so
* People who drink and drive
* People who talk on their mobile phones whilst driving
* People who talk with their mouths full
* Being stuck behind cars that spew crap out of their exhausts
* Arrogant people
* People who are unreliable
* Anyone that feels they have the right to physically, sexually or verbally assault another person
* People who overtake you when you are going at the speed limit
* People who lie
* Morons in general

That'll do for now....
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:49 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Having nothing more to contribute because Ella took all the good ones pisses me off!
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Old 10-14-2004, 02:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Here fishy fishy fishy...


People with longer give-a-fuck spans than me.
Does this mean I won?
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:06 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Damn, I'm glad you mentioned some of that Ella! My number one hate is tailgaters. You'd usually think they'd be P-platers in their Holdens or WRXs but in my experience it's usually middle-aged men in average or luxury cars. I go the speed limit, I don't go over even if there's nobody around, I don't slam on my brakes or block them from going around me. That doesn't mean I go out of my way to let a tailgater pass me, but if it's reasonable I'd rather have them go around than hassle me and keep my looking in my rear-view mirror than concentrating on the road ahead.

Gah, tailgaters piss me off no end. What else... since this is the Aussie forum I'll try and keep it specific...

- Australian Idol... I hate it
- people who boast or claim ignorance about things, as if that's cool. "Australian Idol? What's that? Never seen it! Guy Sebastian? Never heard of him!"
- When you're crossing on a green man, and the car turning left waiting for you to cross just stares at you, urges you on, or goes up further to get around you. My green man overrides your green light, damnit!
- I hate the gamble I play every Thursday morning when I get my Thursday morning coffee. If the chick is hot, I always get cold coffee. If the chick's just normal, I get hot coffee. Odd.
- Asshole bus drivers who think their job is solely to drive a bus, and not to help the customer. I get this all the time.

Apart from all that, I'm pretty happy living in Melbourne!
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Does this mean I won?
Definately. Take anything from the bottom shelf.


People who feel they need to advertise the fact that they own a HSV by having it on their number plates. Wankers.
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Old 10-15-2004, 08:46 PM   #19 (permalink)
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little rich kids who never live in the real world and have never had to struggle then have the audacity to look down their nose at you because you come from a "poor" back ground.
People who follow the newest trends, and then discard them as soon as fashon changes. (yes that means you all thoes ugg boot people who have just taken up wearing them with short skirts)
and the best pet hate
FAT FLATULANT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE TRAIN!!!
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Old 10-15-2004, 09:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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* People who stand way to close to you
people who can't spell correctly.
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Old 10-16-2004, 01:10 AM   #21 (permalink)
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people who can't spell correctly.
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Originally Posted by Ella * People who stand way too close to you
Nice pickup, mate.
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Old 10-16-2004, 03:25 AM   #22 (permalink)
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BLOODY HOWARD WINNING THE ELECTION THE OLD FART
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Old 10-16-2004, 04:52 AM   #23 (permalink)
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yeah, hate having a really strong, stable economy
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Old 10-16-2004, 07:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
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fucking pubs where they pack people in so you can't even move. It's shithouse!

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Old 10-16-2004, 08:47 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Hear! Hear!
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Old 10-16-2004, 12:35 PM   #26 (permalink)
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People who start arguments in threads and then suddenly decide not to reply...
What the hell is that supposed to mean!!












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Old 10-16-2004, 08:17 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Ugly friends of the chick you're trying to pick up.

"Sorry, I hafta go, [insert sloth's name] has the shits and wants to go home"
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Old 10-17-2004, 01:27 AM   #28 (permalink)
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LOLOL!! I've been saying that for years. They always find a reason to start crying.
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Old 10-17-2004, 04:19 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Cost me big time on Friday night, dammit.

I hate the Nokia alarm. I hated the old 5210 one, and now i hate my 6600 one. Very bloody effective though.
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Old 10-17-2004, 05:04 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Chicks who reckon they can drive but can't, and instead drive around like a fking maniac.


Middle aged mothers in the SUV's chugging along at 20kmh below the limit on the overtaking lanes.
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Old 10-17-2004, 06:06 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Chicks who reckon they can drive but can't, and instead drive around like a fking maniac.


Middle aged mothers in the SUV's chugging along at 20kmh below the limit on the overtaking lanes.
Actually I hate the fact that alot of women are scared behind the wheel, its farking dangerous because you don't know what the hell they are gonna do. Whats worse is if you chuck em in a 4wd and its makes things 3x as worse. Half of them don't even know how wide/long their cars are, and will cut into other lanes without realising it.
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Old 10-17-2004, 11:30 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Condoms. I have to wear the fuckers now, no good.
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Old 10-17-2004, 03:47 PM   #33 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=Meridae'n]Ugly friends of the chick you're trying to pick up.

There normally the ones I have to settle for.

Getting drugged on Friday night waking up Saturday in someones apartment and missing $200 bucks from your wallet. Then having my mate calling me yesterday to tell I went home with some ugly fat bird on Friday.
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Old 10-17-2004, 11:47 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Nothing wrong with that mate, they all need lovin'.

Dial-up internet.
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Old 10-19-2004, 03:11 AM   #35 (permalink)
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You'll love this one, fellas.

Thrush.
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Old 10-19-2004, 03:15 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Ohh......and Jet getting six Arias. Fuckin' amateur imitation stoner rock pussies.
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:11 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Blowing a huge chance with a hot chick 2 years ago through complete stupidity, then being told she was at the races on the weekend wearing a Chris-Judd-girlfriend-Brownlow dress. The pain wont go away.
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:10 PM   #38 (permalink)
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30 - 40 year old stupid useless pricks around work trying to tell me what to do
GET FUCKED YOU PATHETIC FUCKS

fuck that little cock sucker johnny
fuck the aboriginals sitting back getting free cash and houses, we are sorry you tards move on and get a job and no I don't give a shit a black person was the first person in oz and we are digging into 'your' land


edit:useless parents who blame every thing else but can't take a look in the mirror (manhunt getting banned in australia)

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Old 10-19-2004, 02:12 PM   #39 (permalink)
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You'll love this one, fellas.

Thrush.
That reminds me...

That fucking stupid ad where they show some chick trying to do pottery.. and then a voiceover ranomly comes on and mentions vaginal thrush... WHAT.. THE..FUCK?!?!? do you get thrush from doing pottery? does one have ANYTHING to do with the other? stupid.
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Old 10-19-2004, 08:25 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Isn't there also one that starts out talking about lovey-dovey stuff, and then cuts to a woman sipping tea on a couch, who says "Now that the guys are gone, let's talk about thrush!" or something. I'm sure women all gather round and have a tea party and speak about thrush.

Besides, I think most guys are more likely to get a coffee if they know the ad's for "feminine hygiene products" than if they just see a kitten or something.
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