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Tophat665 · 11-16-2004, 07:52 PM

Ahh, Stiltzkin, my old nemesis. You keep popping up like a bad penny. This time, however, the advantage is mine. Information has recently been made available to me that Stiltzkin is the one responsible for New Coke, Pepsi Clear, and Mountain Dew Code Red. Flouride nothing! He is corrupting the purity of our precious bodilty fluids with out even the peace of mind of resistance to tooth decay.

Once, the USSR, the Evil Empire, sought to corrupt our bodily fluids. Has Stiltzkin picked up where they left off? That is just what my sources indicate! An Empire of one, he is, and Evil concentrated to a blackness so impeccable that black holes look at it and say, "Gee, that's pretty damn black," (or would, if the sound of their speech could escape their terrific gravity.)

victorjara · 11-16-2004, 09:38 PM

Tophat665 is truly evil. Just one number short of Satan Himself. Additionally, he uses vile foul language on this forum, and he had bastardized the Daoist holy Yin and Yang in his avatar by turning them into the wings of Lucifer.

Stiltzkin · 11-16-2004, 10:06 PM

Victor Jara thinks that pronouncing "diisopropylphosphorofluoridate" is really fun and easy and forces little kids to say it three times fast every day. Victor Jara also thinks it's really cool that diisopropylphosphorofluoridate inhibits acetylcholinesterase. Not only this, but every time that a proton gradient is built up through the electron transport system in the mitochondria, and thereby free radical molecules are formed from oxygen molecules, Victor Jara always cheers the free radical on as it fights with the peroxizome. The peroxizome usually wins though.

Victor Jara also feeds chocolate to dogs.

I'm also pretty evil for spending so much time studying for biology. ^^

Anxst · 11-17-2004, 05:45 PM

Stiltzkin is evil not just for spending so much time studying biology, but for organizing a study group to do so!

Eeeew! Study group!

Jonsgirl · 11-17-2004, 10:19 PM

Anxt is evil for copying off my bio tests cause he didn't go to the study group.
I fooled him though, I failed on purpose! Hahaha!
Teach you to be so evil, you cheater! :P

sonikeko · 11-22-2004, 01:07 AM

Jonsgirl is evil because she doesn't spell John the way it should be..with the silent "H". She is also evil because she is also evil because she buys a newspaper everyday just so whe can walk around with it rolled-up to smack stray dogs in their behinds. Once her exhausting day of beating strays is complete, she reeturns home to sit and channel-surf all night, just knowing that somewhere, someone is going crazy thinking about someone channel-surfing. How truly evil thou art.

Stiltzkin · 11-22-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonikeko

Jonsgirl is evil because she doesn't spell John the way it should be..with the silent "H". She is also evil because she is also evil because she buys a newspaper everyday just so whe can walk around with it rolled-up to smack stray dogs in their behinds. Once her exhausting day of beating strays is complete, she reeturns home to sit and channel-surf all night, just knowing that somewhere, someone is going crazy thinking about someone channel-surfing. How truly evil thou art.

sonikeko is evil because according to sonikeko "she is also evil because she is also evil" (see above quote for proof, just in case the grammatical errors get fixed later)

Oh yeah, and sonikeko is pushing for a movement to take the "k" out of "ketchup", so that all ketchup will now be called "etchup", of which sonikeko has been quoted as saying: "I think it would be really funny if everyone started calling it 'etchup', like if everyone is running around with an etch-n-sketch. Get it?" No, we don't get it. Please explain, you evil, evil, foul being!

sonikeko · 11-23-2004, 03:32 AM

Ahhh Stiltzkin...How art thou evil...let me count the ways...1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9! You are so evil that you become an English Teacher and critique my posts as to find the slightest grammatical errors! Although that was a larger one, I still deplore thee! And how can one call another evil when one walks around on large wooden objects simply to make "little people" feel even more insignificant?!?!?! I also hear that you steal filthy diapers from day-care centers only to sell them to Krispy Kreme for doughnut fillings! How evil thou art!

Ishmal · 11-23-2004, 10:14 PM

sonikeko is truely evil... as he has destroyed my appetite for the dough-nut i was about to enjoy!

jon_264 · 11-23-2004, 11:51 PM

Ishmal is evil for stealing my doughnut!

trickyy · 11-24-2004, 12:23 AM

jon_264 is evil for using an exclamation mark when it was clearly not necessary. he also refuses to share food, even if it is filled with diaper residue. and he likes to force bunny rabbits to kill ants (against their will), which is sure to lead to problems later in the bunny rabbits' lives.

sonikeko · 11-24-2004, 10:12 AM

trickyy is evil because he uses unnecessary "Y"s when they were obviously not necessary. He is also evil because although his signature looks like a face, it is actually a game of pong in which one can never win

narf! · 11-24-2004, 10:52 AM

sonikeko is an anti-temperance person. A example of downfall of modern society.

Stiltzkin · 11-24-2004, 06:08 PM

narf! is evil because every time I see that name, I think "Snarf", and yet the "S" is not there, and my head suffers and asks "why is there no 's'?!?!?!" Then I spend an hour pondering why this person named "narf!" has decided to exclude the "s". My head aches. Then I spend another hour contemplating how I can insert an "s" before "narf!", and perhaps get rid of that pesky "!" in the process too, but <i>always</i> to no avail, because I am not a 1337 h4x0r ;_;

You're way too extremely evil, narf!

Ishmal · 11-24-2004, 07:04 PM

stiltzkin is extremely evil because he is wanting to change narfs screenname and in effect create total chaos. also he thinks about things till his head aches, this is sure sign of GREAT evil.

Jonsgirl · 11-25-2004, 09:43 PM

Ishmal is evil because he thinks someone creating chaos would be a BAD thing. Obviously it is a great thing, bringing new and exciting possiblities. He can't appreciate it, and therefor must be evil!

sonikeko · 11-25-2004, 10:22 PM

Jonsgirl is evil because he obviously doesn't see that we already live in a chaos-ridden society led by a moron labeled by a "W". He is also evil because I am forced to call hi8m a "HE" because "HE" has no sex in "HIS" profile when obviously "HE" is a "SHE". Also, because I was forced to write that litteral garbage.

Stiltzkin · 11-26-2004, 12:21 AM

Simple: sonikeko is evil for writing "litteral garbage".

Sonikeko was the person who found out about Kazaa and other filesharing applications and phoned the RIAA. Sonikeko is the source of the demise of such music-swapping giants as Napster and Audiogalaxy. Rumor also has it that Sonikeko speaks with ducks.

I don't understand how anyone can be concieved of as being more evil than Sonikeko.

sonikeko · 11-26-2004, 05:20 PM

Ahhh Stiltzkin..I do speak with ducks, and they have nothing but bad things to say of the evil deeds they have seen you accomplish. One such duck says he saw you waiting for frogs to jump to a lillypad which had a string attached to it which you pulled to move the lillypad out from under the unsuspecting frog. Another saw you feeding bread laced with alka-seltzer to pigeons in the park to watch the fly away and explode. Thou art truely evil stilzkin, truely

Jonsgirl · 11-26-2004, 09:16 PM

Using ducks for spies! How truly evil you are, sonikeko! No one would suspect mere ducks in your plot to overthrow the world. If you control the ducks, you control the geese. If you control the geese, you control all the world's downy goodness. If you control all the world's downy goodness, there can be no soft pillows or blankets, nor warm jackets for the kiddies! We will live in a cold, hard society under the evil sonikeko and all because of his insidious control of ducks!!!

sonikeko · 11-27-2004, 06:07 PM

Jonsgirl is evil because he has revealed my plan of World domination! Who other than a truly evil person would do such a thing? And as for the ducks...one must have told you about the geese. Now, the ducks must suffer, and it is all to be blamed on Jonsgirl! HOW TRULY EVIL!

Stiltzkin · 11-27-2004, 10:10 PM

Sonikeko voted for Bush.

sonikeko · 11-28-2004, 01:25 PM

Stilzkin, I DIDN'T vote for Bush. But thou art truly evil because you voted for him...TWICE!

TexanAvenger · 11-28-2004, 01:39 PM

Maybe sonikeko didn't vote for Bush.... but then again, why would he bother? He's the one that rigged the election so that Bush would win no matter who voted for who. What's more, he did it in the 2000 election too.

Zeraph · 11-28-2004, 02:25 PM

TexanAvenger is evil because Texas is part of the toilet of evil.

Tophat665 · 11-28-2004, 07:47 PM

Zeraph is intimately familiar with the workings of the Toilet of Evil, the Sink of Iniquity, the Bathtub of Barbarism, and the Fiendish Bidet of Beelzebub, because he is Satan's own plumber. Whenever your sink clogs or your toilet backs up, Zeraph is somehow behind it with his legions of insanely gibbering minions. He is the foe of lineolum everywhere, and the bane of all tile. It is on his diabolical minions' whispered encouragement that my two year old feeds entire rolls of paper into the toilet, on their assurances that they will return it to her as a pony. Zeraph invented a insulation for underground pipes that leaks plant food into the surrounding soil, virtually guaranteeing that they will eventualy be cracked by tree roots. And my sources say he leaves the seat up.

Maybe the Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts on men, but I know what evil lurks behind their walls and beneath their floors - Zeraph!

(By the way, the part of the toilet of evil which is Texas? That would have to be the ball-cock.)

1010011010 · 11-29-2004, 04:29 PM

Tophat665 is evil because, despite popular perception, his name is not a noun for a ritzy piece of haberdashery. It is instead the verbed form of the adjective "phat".

"To phat" is evil, as I'm sure is self-evident.

Bobbias · 11-29-2004, 05:39 PM

1010011010 is evil because his name is in binary! There is nothing more evil than binary!

Stiltzkin · 11-29-2004, 07:13 PM

Bobbias is a singularity of evil. That is, a mass of evil so condensed that Bobbias exists as a single, one-dimensional point in a three-dimensional plane, so condensed in fact that Bobbias essentially does not exist.

I also heard that Bobbias likes to ruin little old ladies' gardens and then pee on their dogs.

sonikeko · 11-30-2004, 12:21 AM

Stilzkin is evil because he encourages Bobbias to pee on dogs. In fact, I hear it is he who taught Bobbias the evil trade of puupy-peepee

Stiltzkin · 11-30-2004, 01:49 PM

I didn't want to have to resort to this, but sonikeko is evil because an echo cannot travel at sonic speeds!

TexanAvenger · 11-30-2004, 02:08 PM

Stiltzkin, as we all know, tries to trick young women by making them guess his name... However, since that one time a girl actually succeeded and got it right, he now only gives them one guess and kills their pet goldfish if they get it wrong. If these young women don't own goldfish, he gives them some instead with a smile and says, "Oh well..." Then, just as an attachment is made between said young woman and goldfish, he springs in and feeds them nearly four times the normal amount so that she finds them belly up the next morning.

Tophat665 · 11-30-2004, 08:30 PM

Texan Avenger is evil because his handle put an unpleasant picture in my mind of John Steed in a Stetson. *Shiver*

In case you're wondering, this is John Steed:
<img src="http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Contrib/Entertainment/NewAvengers/images/steed.gif">

and this is a Stetson:
<img src="http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/WWstetson2.JPG">

TexanAvenger · 12-01-2004, 05:45 PM

Tophat665 reminds me of the neighbor of the beast (665) mocking formalwear... (And he thought John Steed made people shiver...)

Tophat665 · 12-01-2004, 09:21 PM

You're on thin ice with that particular imp, buddy, considering from whence he came, however, evil by association is no more than a strong indicator.

For a true indictment of evil, we could talk about filling a birdbath with uncooked rice and pop rocks, and watching grackles explode in midair, but in some places in Texas that's considered just your average entertainment (and in Waco it passes for high comedy). In any case, while it is a cruel act, if one did it without malice, then one would be an idiot, but not actually evil. So we go farther afield: Designing a combination bat house and mandoline to provide himself with thin slices of bat to stick to the neighbor's picture window. It's a petty evil, though. Serving snail darter consumme to the Sierra Club? That's almost justice - if still a bit evil.

Ah-ha! Got it! There was the incident in 1987 where, moments before he was stopped and searched by the police in Lubbock, the TexasAvenger disposed of a goodly amount of high grade Peruvian marching powder in a plain metal trashcan. Whether it would have sent him to jail for 20 years must remain an open question, but Oscar the Grouch is now serving hard time. Framing a Muppet? That's just evil like the fruit of the devil.

Jonsgirl · 12-02-2004, 12:00 AM

Ahh! Tophat, my arch nemesis!
(see, you have to be evil to BE an arch nemesis)
Once again trying to pawn off your evil deeds on the inncoent masses, I see. Since you refuse to reveal yourself, I suppose I will have to.
Tophat wrote the manual for booby trapped bird feeders. Who do you think figured out that pop rocks were leathal? He's like the evil, anti-Darwin; out to destroy all the pretty finches and harmless songbirds.
And muppets? You want to talk about sick? Oh boy, Tophat has cornered the market on sick! As we speak, he's holding Bert AND Ernie hostage in his basement. He's making them dress up like gimps (ok, so they came over dressed like gimps, but he's keeping them in gimp costume!!) and clean his bathroom. And I can't even talk about the "naughty peigon" punishment! Let's just say that pop rocks + peigons + muppet butt = stuffing everywhere!

sonikeko · 12-02-2004, 10:29 AM

Jonsgirl is evil because he came up with all of that rubbish on Tophat665. I know for a fact that the PopRocks discover was made by Jonsgirl on a balmy Summers Eve (no relation that I know of) while playing a game of Red Rover with squirrels. Needless to say, when Mr. Clusters was asked to "come-over", the consequences were fatal, for when Mr. Clusters was knocked unconscious, PopRocks were fed to him with 3 cans of Pepsi. Poor Mr. Clusters.

thejoker130 · 12-04-2004, 05:30 PM

sonikeko is from Ohio. He may not have voted for Bush but Ohio swung the election. This makes sonikeko evil by default.

SHAME ON ALL YOU BASTARDS FROM OHIO!!!!!!!

Stiltzkin · 12-04-2004, 05:40 PM

thejoker130 is from Utah.

thejoker130 · 12-04-2004, 08:23 PM

I am?

Stiltzkin is evil because he promotes the slavery and indentured servitude of moogles everywhere.

11-16-2004, 07:52 PM	#81 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Ahh, Stiltzkin, my old nemesis. You keep popping up like a bad penny. This time, however, the advantage is mine. Information has recently been made available to me that Stiltzkin is the one responsible for New Coke, Pepsi Clear, and Mountain Dew Code Red. Flouride nothing! He is corrupting the purity of our precious bodilty fluids with out even the peace of mind of resistance to tooth decay. Once, the USSR, the Evil Empire, sought to corrupt our bodily fluids. Has Stiltzkin picked up where they left off? That is just what my sources indicate! An Empire of one, he is, and Evil concentrated to a blackness so impeccable that black holes look at it and say, "Gee, that's pretty damn black," (or would, if the sound of their speech could escape their terrific gravity.) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-16-2004, 10:06 PM	#83 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Victor Jara thinks that pronouncing "diisopropylphosphorofluoridate" is really fun and easy and forces little kids to say it three times fast every day. Victor Jara also thinks it's really cool that diisopropylphosphorofluoridate inhibits acetylcholinesterase. Not only this, but every time that a proton gradient is built up through the electron transport system in the mitochondria, and thereby free radical molecules are formed from oxygen molecules, Victor Jara always cheers the free radical on as it fights with the peroxizome. The peroxizome usually wins though. Victor Jara also feeds chocolate to dogs. I'm also pretty evil for spending so much time studying for biology. ^^ __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-17-2004, 05:45 PM	#84 (permalink)
Anxst Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance. Location: Madison, WI	Stiltzkin is evil not just for spending so much time studying biology, but for organizing a study group to do so! Eeeew! Study group! __________________ Don't mind me. I'm just releasing the insanity pressure from my headvalves.

11-17-2004, 10:19 PM	#85 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Anxt is evil for copying off my bio tests cause he didn't go to the study group. I fooled him though, I failed on purpose! Hahaha! Teach you to be so evil, you cheater! :P __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

11-22-2004, 01:07 AM	#86 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	Jonsgirl is evil because she doesn't spell John the way it should be..with the silent "H". She is also evil because she is also evil because she buys a newspaper everyday just so whe can walk around with it rolled-up to smack stray dogs in their behinds. Once her exhausting day of beating strays is complete, she reeturns home to sit and channel-surf all night, just knowing that somewhere, someone is going crazy thinking about someone channel-surfing. How truly evil thou art. __________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

11-16-2004, 09:38 PM	#82 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	Tophat665 is truly evil. Just one number short of Satan Himself. Additionally, he uses vile foul language on this forum, and he had bastardized the Daoist holy Yin and Yang in his avatar by turning them into the wings of Lucifer.

11-23-2004, 03:32 AM	#88 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	Ahhh Stiltzkin...How art thou evil...let me count the ways...1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9! You are so evil that you become an English Teacher and critique my posts as to find the slightest grammatical errors! Although that was a larger one, I still deplore thee! And how can one call another evil when one walks around on large wooden objects simply to make "little people" feel even more insignificant?!?!?! I also hear that you steal filthy diapers from day-care centers only to sell them to Krispy Kreme for doughnut fillings! How evil thou art! __________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

11-23-2004, 10:14 PM	#89 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	sonikeko is truely evil... as he has destroyed my appetite for the dough-nut i was about to enjoy! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

11-23-2004, 11:51 PM	#90 (permalink)
jon_264 Tilted	Ishmal is evil for stealing my doughnut!

11-24-2004, 12:23 AM	#91 (permalink)
trickyy ►	jon_264 is evil for using an exclamation mark when it was clearly not necessary. he also refuses to share food, even if it is filled with diaper residue. and he likes to force bunny rabbits to kill ants (against their will), which is sure to lead to problems later in the bunny rabbits' lives.

11-24-2004, 10:12 AM	#92 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	trickyy is evil because he uses unnecessary "Y"s when they were obviously not necessary. He is also evil because although his signature looks like a face, it is actually a game of pong in which one can never win __________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

11-24-2004, 10:52 AM	#93 (permalink)
narf! Upright	sonikeko is an anti-temperance person. A example of downfall of modern society.

11-24-2004, 06:08 PM	#94 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	narf! is evil because every time I see that name, I think "Snarf", and yet the "S" is not there, and my head suffers and asks "why is there no 's'?!?!?!" Then I spend an hour pondering why this person named "narf!" has decided to exclude the "s". My head aches. Then I spend another hour contemplating how I can insert an "s" before "narf!", and perhaps get rid of that pesky "!" in the process too, but <i>always</i> to no avail, because I am not a 1337 h4x0r ;_; You're way too extremely evil, narf! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-24-2004, 07:04 PM	#95 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	stiltzkin is extremely evil because he is wanting to change narfs screenname and in effect create total chaos. also he thinks about things till his head aches, this is sure sign of GREAT evil. __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular." Last edited by Ishmal; 11-24-2004 at 07:07 PM..

11-25-2004, 09:43 PM	#96 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Ishmal is evil because he thinks someone creating chaos would be a BAD thing. Obviously it is a great thing, bringing new and exciting possiblities. He can't appreciate it, and therefor must be evil! __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

11-25-2004, 10:22 PM	#97 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	Jonsgirl is evil because he obviously doesn't see that we already live in a chaos-ridden society led by a moron labeled by a "W". He is also evil because I am forced to call hi8m a "HE" because "HE" has no sex in "HIS" profile when obviously "HE" is a "SHE". Also, because I was forced to write that litteral garbage. __________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

11-26-2004, 12:21 AM	#98 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Simple: sonikeko is evil for writing "litteral garbage". Sonikeko was the person who found out about Kazaa and other filesharing applications and phoned the RIAA. Sonikeko is the source of the demise of such music-swapping giants as Napster and Audiogalaxy. Rumor also has it that Sonikeko speaks with ducks. I don't understand how anyone can be concieved of as being more evil than Sonikeko. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-26-2004, 05:20 PM	#99 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	Ahhh Stiltzkin..I do speak with ducks, and they have nothing but bad things to say of the evil deeds they have seen you accomplish. One such duck says he saw you waiting for frogs to jump to a lillypad which had a string attached to it which you pulled to move the lillypad out from under the unsuspecting frog. Another saw you feeding bread laced with alka-seltzer to pigeons in the park to watch the fly away and explode. Thou art truely evil stilzkin, truely __________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

11-26-2004, 09:16 PM	#100 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Using ducks for spies! How truly evil you are, sonikeko! No one would suspect mere ducks in your plot to overthrow the world. If you control the ducks, you control the geese. If you control the geese, you control all the world's downy goodness. If you control all the world's downy goodness, there can be no soft pillows or blankets, nor warm jackets for the kiddies! We will live in a cold, hard society under the evil sonikeko and all because of his insidious control of ducks!!! __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

11-27-2004, 06:07 PM	#101 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	Jonsgirl is evil because he has revealed my plan of World domination! Who other than a truly evil person would do such a thing? And as for the ducks...one must have told you about the geese. Now, the ducks must suffer, and it is all to be blamed on Jonsgirl! HOW TRULY EVIL! __________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

11-27-2004, 10:10 PM	#102 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Sonikeko voted for Bush. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-28-2004, 01:25 PM	#103 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	Stilzkin, I DIDN'T vote for Bush. But thou art truly evil because you voted for him...TWICE! __________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

11-28-2004, 01:39 PM	#104 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Maybe sonikeko didn't vote for Bush.... but then again, why would he bother? He's the one that rigged the election so that Bush would win no matter who voted for who. What's more, he did it in the 2000 election too.

11-28-2004, 02:25 PM	#105 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	TexanAvenger is evil because Texas is part of the toilet of evil.

11-28-2004, 07:47 PM	#106 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Zeraph is intimately familiar with the workings of the Toilet of Evil, the Sink of Iniquity, the Bathtub of Barbarism, and the Fiendish Bidet of Beelzebub, because he is Satan's own plumber. Whenever your sink clogs or your toilet backs up, Zeraph is somehow behind it with his legions of insanely gibbering minions. He is the foe of lineolum everywhere, and the bane of all tile. It is on his diabolical minions' whispered encouragement that my two year old feeds entire rolls of paper into the toilet, on their assurances that they will return it to her as a pony. Zeraph invented a insulation for underground pipes that leaks plant food into the surrounding soil, virtually guaranteeing that they will eventualy be cracked by tree roots. And my sources say he leaves the seat up. Maybe the Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts on men, but I know what evil lurks behind their walls and beneath their floors - Zeraph! (By the way, the part of the toilet of evil which is Texas? That would have to be the ball-cock.) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-29-2004, 04:29 PM	#107 (permalink)
1010011010 Psycho Location: Virginia Beach, VA	Tophat665 is evil because, despite popular perception, his name is not a noun for a ritzy piece of haberdashery. It is instead the verbed form of the adjective "phat". "To phat" is evil, as I'm sure is self-evident. __________________ *Simple Machines in Higher Dimensions*

11-29-2004, 05:39 PM	#108 (permalink)
Bobbias Upright Location: Midland, Ontario, Canada	1010011010 is evil because his name is in binary! There is nothing more evil than binary!

11-29-2004, 07:13 PM	#109 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Bobbias is a singularity of evil. That is, a mass of evil so condensed that Bobbias exists as a single, one-dimensional point in a three-dimensional plane, so condensed in fact that Bobbias essentially does not exist. I also heard that Bobbias likes to ruin little old ladies' gardens and then pee on their dogs. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-30-2004, 12:21 AM	#110 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	Stilzkin is evil because he encourages Bobbias to pee on dogs. In fact, I hear it is he who taught Bobbias the evil trade of puupy-peepee __________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

11-30-2004, 01:49 PM	#111 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I didn't want to have to resort to this, but sonikeko is evil because an echo cannot travel at sonic speeds! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-30-2004, 02:08 PM	#112 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Stiltzkin, as we all know, tries to trick young women by making them guess his name... However, since that one time a girl actually succeeded and got it right, he now only gives them one guess and kills their pet goldfish if they get it wrong. If these young women don't own goldfish, he gives them some instead with a smile and says, "Oh well..." Then, just as an attachment is made between said young woman and goldfish, he springs in and feeds them nearly four times the normal amount so that she finds them belly up the next morning.

11-30-2004, 08:30 PM	#113 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Texan Avenger is evil because his handle put an unpleasant picture in my mind of John Steed in a Stetson. Shiver In case you're wondering, this is John Steed: <img src="http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Contrib/Entertainment/NewAvengers/images/steed.gif"> and this is a Stetson: <img src="http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/WWstetson2.JPG"> __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-01-2004, 05:45 PM	#114 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Tophat665 reminds me of the neighbor of the beast (665) mocking formalwear... (And he thought John Steed made people shiver...)

12-01-2004, 09:21 PM	#115 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	You're on thin ice with that particular imp, buddy, considering from whence he came, however, evil by association is no more than a strong indicator. For a true indictment of evil, we could talk about filling a birdbath with uncooked rice and pop rocks, and watching grackles explode in midair, but in some places in Texas that's considered just your average entertainment (and in Waco it passes for high comedy). In any case, while it is a cruel act, if one did it without malice, then one would be an idiot, but not actually evil. So we go farther afield: Designing a combination bat house and mandoline to provide himself with thin slices of bat to stick to the neighbor's picture window. It's a petty evil, though. Serving snail darter consumme to the Sierra Club? That's almost justice - if still a bit evil. Ah-ha! Got it! There was the incident in 1987 where, moments before he was stopped and searched by the police in Lubbock, the TexasAvenger disposed of a goodly amount of high grade Peruvian marching powder in a plain metal trashcan. Whether it would have sent him to jail for 20 years must remain an open question, but Oscar the Grouch is now serving hard time. Framing a Muppet? That's just evil like the fruit of the devil. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-02-2004, 12:00 AM	#116 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Ahh! Tophat, my arch nemesis! (see, you have to be evil to BE an arch nemesis) Once again trying to pawn off your evil deeds on the inncoent masses, I see. Since you refuse to reveal yourself, I suppose I will have to. Tophat wrote the manual for booby trapped bird feeders. Who do you think figured out that pop rocks were leathal? He's like the evil, anti-Darwin; out to destroy all the pretty finches and harmless songbirds. And muppets? You want to talk about sick? Oh boy, Tophat has cornered the market on sick! As we speak, he's holding Bert AND Ernie hostage in his basement. He's making them dress up like gimps (ok, so they came over dressed like gimps, but he's keeping them in gimp costume!!) and clean his bathroom. And I can't even talk about the "naughty peigon" punishment! Let's just say that pop rocks + peigons + muppet butt = stuffing everywhere! __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.