Jonsgirl is evil because she doesn't spell John the way it should be..with the silent "H". She is also evil because she is also evil because she buys a newspaper everyday just so whe can walk around with it rolled-up to smack stray dogs in their behinds. Once her exhausting day of beating strays is complete, she reeturns home to sit and channel-surf all night, just knowing that somewhere, someone is going crazy thinking about someone channel-surfing. How truly evil thou art.
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