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Ahh, Stiltzkin, my old nemesis. You keep popping up like a bad penny. This time, however, the advantage is mine. Information has recently been made available to me that Stiltzkin is the one responsible for New Coke, Pepsi Clear, and Mountain Dew Code Red. Flouride nothing! He is corrupting the purity of our precious bodilty fluids with out even the peace of mind of resistance to tooth decay.
Once, the USSR, the Evil Empire, sought to corrupt our bodily fluids. Has Stiltzkin picked up where they left off? That is just what my sources indicate! An Empire of one, he is, and Evil concentrated to a blackness so impeccable that black holes look at it and say, "Gee, that's pretty damn black," (or would, if the sound of their speech could escape their terrific gravity.)
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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