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Zeraph is intimately familiar with the workings of the Toilet of Evil, the Sink of Iniquity, the Bathtub of Barbarism, and the Fiendish Bidet of Beelzebub, because he is Satan's own plumber. Whenever your sink clogs or your toilet backs up, Zeraph is somehow behind it with his legions of insanely gibbering minions. He is the foe of lineolum everywhere, and the bane of all tile. It is on his diabolical minions' whispered encouragement that my two year old feeds entire rolls of paper into the toilet, on their assurances that they will return it to her as a pony. Zeraph invented a insulation for underground pipes that leaks plant food into the surrounding soil, virtually guaranteeing that they will eventualy be cracked by tree roots. And my sources say he leaves the seat up.
Maybe the Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts on men, but I know what evil lurks behind their walls and beneath their floors - Zeraph!
(By the way, the part of the toilet of evil which is Texas? That would have to be the ball-cock.)
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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