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Old 12-21-2004, 04:36 AM   #201 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2004, 05:05 AM   #202 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2004, 06:21 AM   #203 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2004, 06:31 AM   #204 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2004, 06:58 AM   #205 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:51 PM   #206 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2004, 06:08 AM   #207 (permalink)
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Old 12-30-2004, 01:05 PM   #208 (permalink)
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this site doesn't like me...
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Old 12-30-2004, 07:07 PM   #209 (permalink)
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this site doesn't like me...
This site does:



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Old 12-30-2004, 07:11 PM   #210 (permalink)
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ahahhahhahhahahha...........you snuck it in there on him eh............hhhahahahahahhaaa

*sorry phil...gotta admit it was funny though*
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Old 12-31-2004, 05:01 AM   #211 (permalink)
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This site does:



hmmm...wonder who gave pj the idea for this one...
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Old 12-31-2004, 05:33 AM   #212 (permalink)
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he originaly wanted to nail me with this pic......but hey.....you're a willing taker eh phil?


happy new year uncle mystro.....*and i still know it's spelled wrong*
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Old 12-31-2004, 05:37 AM   #213 (permalink)
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the unc was still all excited over our hotel room encounter when he saw this..........
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Old 01-01-2005, 04:43 PM   #214 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2005, 05:33 AM   #215 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2005, 12:53 PM   #216 (permalink)
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beautiful automobile...fired mine up saturday...and still not a drop underneath...
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:41 AM   #217 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2005, 04:49 PM   #218 (permalink)
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(fuck you, hank...) hehe...
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Old 01-14-2005, 07:27 PM   #219 (permalink)
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I remember wearin' straight leg Levis and flannel shirts
Even when they weren't in style
I remember singin' with Roy Rogers at the movies
When the West was really wild
And I was listenin' to the Opry
When all of my friends were diggin' Rock 'n Roll
And Rhythm & Blues
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool

I remember circlin' the drive-in, pullin' up
And turnin' down George Jones
I remember when no one was lookin'
I was puttin' peanuts in my Coke
I took a lot of kiddin'
'Cause I never did fit in
now look at everybody tryin' to be what I was then
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool

(Chorus
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool
I was Country, from my hat down to my boots
I still act, and look the same
What you see ain't nothin' new
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool

They call us country bumpkins
For stickin' to our roots
I'm just glad we're in a country
Where we're all free to choose
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool

(Repeat chorus)

Yeah, I was Country when Country wasn't cool




you always been cool, uncle freak.........
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:37 PM   #220 (permalink)
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barbara mandrell and the mandrell sisters was a great show..........

sweet 'ol country chicks.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Old 01-15-2005, 10:58 AM   #221 (permalink)
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5:25 August fifth, 1962
Found her lying on her chest
Her face all turning blue
You think it was an overdose
But could it have been the pact
Could it have been the Kennedys
Was it LAPD

It ain't a mystery
Baby not to me
Funny, funny, funny mystery
Baby not to me

Rotted corpse, sex decay
Breasts all full of slugs
No answer for the accident
Her cunt has all dried up, you see

5:25 August fifth, 1962
Make it seem a suicide
Make it seem a suicide
Make it seem a suicide
Make it seem a suicide

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Baby not to me
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Baby not to me

It ain't a mystery
Baby not to me
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Baby not to me

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh
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Old 01-15-2005, 11:17 AM   #222 (permalink)
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wow........
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Old 01-15-2005, 11:23 AM   #223 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:23 PM   #224 (permalink)
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and another,yup wow........


i prefer the CCR version myself but hey........

Ike and Tina had it goin' on too.

Good Golly Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

From the early early mornin' till the early early night
You can see Miss Molly rockin' at the house of blue lights.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

Well, now momma, poppa told me: "Son, you better watch your step."
If I knew my momma, poppa, have to watch my dad myself.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

I am going to the corner, gonna buy a diamond ring.
Would you pardon me if it's a nineteen carat golden thing.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.
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Old 01-19-2005, 12:59 PM   #225 (permalink)
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ahh, yes...From the early early mornin' till the early early night
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Old 01-20-2005, 01:01 PM   #226 (permalink)
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bottoms up!!!!!

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Old 01-20-2005, 01:05 PM   #227 (permalink)
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dayum, those looked old enough to warrant a, dare i say it, "church key?"
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Old 01-20-2005, 06:52 PM   #228 (permalink)
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bout time that crazy canook came over to our side..................................eh?
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Old 01-20-2005, 10:13 PM   #229 (permalink)
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bout time that crazy canook came over to our side..................................eh?

ya' know.........if they sold that anywhere near here......i'd try it........but alas....i'm stuck with these brands







ohhhhh.....and phil...here's a little help for ya'....





i'm assuming that's what you meant.
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Old 01-21-2005, 03:49 AM   #230 (permalink)
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that would be
a "church-key..."
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Old 01-27-2005, 05:49 AM   #231 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2005, 06:10 AM   #232 (permalink)
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I always thought this was a church key...



and what the heck is "horse ale"... does this mean it's true that American beer really does taste like piss?

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Old 01-27-2005, 10:07 AM   #233 (permalink)
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I always thought this was a church key...



and what the heck is "horse ale"... does this mean it's true that American beer really does taste like piss?

that key won't open cans, and

it's 12 Horse Ale, not "horse ale..."
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Old 01-27-2005, 05:26 PM   #234 (permalink)
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and what the heck is "horse ale"... does this mean it's true that American beer really does taste like piss?



AHHHhahahhahahahahahaha...........fuckin' good one Charlie.........

take that phil..........

*stands and bellows..........*

WE GOT THE BEER....WE GOT THE BEER......
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Old 01-27-2005, 05:32 PM   #235 (permalink)
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that key won't open cans, and

it's 12 Horse Ale, not "horse ale..."
Ohhhh I see, when they use the piss of twelve horses it makes it taste better...

When you are ready for some *real* beer come up here and wet your whistle...
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Old 01-27-2005, 05:36 PM   #236 (permalink)
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Ohhhh I see, when they use the piss of twelve horses it makes it taste better...

When you are ready for some *real* beer come up here and wet your whistle...

you tell 'em baby............


*12 horse piss*..............


ahahahahahhaaa............sorry phil.....but he's right ya' know.
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Old 02-12-2005, 09:09 AM   #237 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:28 AM   #238 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:18 AM   #239 (permalink)
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now yer talkin, flyboy..........
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Old 03-01-2005, 06:27 AM   #240 (permalink)
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now yer talkin, flyboy..........

it'd be nice to try that stuff too eh........
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