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Old 01-21-2007, 03:13 PM   #4681 (permalink)
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The Pacific is very wide...
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Old 01-21-2007, 03:17 PM   #4682 (permalink)
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Yes, but don't stretch the cab driver's patience.
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:25 PM   #4683 (permalink)
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Do "foreigners" drive cabs in your neck of the woods, too...?
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:31 PM   #4684 (permalink)
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are there foreigners in minnetonka?
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:32 PM   #4685 (permalink)
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The drivers here tend to be English... they have to pass an exam where they memorise pretty much every street in London (called "The Knowledge"). Studying takes three years on average. As part of their exam, they are given a start point and destination. They have to describe a route from memory, never deviating more than an inch (on the map) from the straight line between the two points.

Very impressive stuff.
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:33 PM   #4686 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:39 PM   #4687 (permalink)
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are there foreigners in minnetonka?
um...we're still a melting pot!

Sharon - very impressive! They've recently been trying to "force" the cabbies at the airport to carry everybody, including the ones that their religion requires them to object to.
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:46 PM   #4688 (permalink)
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You mean some of them refuse to carry certain passengers?!
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:49 PM   #4689 (permalink)
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Yes, no booze and no transsexuals. It's very strange, but the practice is in the process of being banned.
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:52 PM   #4690 (permalink)
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No booze and no transsexuals. How would they know if someone was a transsexual? They'd have to be pretty sure, you could offend a lady by accusing her of being a man.
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:13 PM   #4691 (permalink)
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You grab her by the crotch to see if she has a dick......that's how you know if a a womans a transsexual.....hahaha, I can't believe I just typed that....
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:19 PM   #4692 (permalink)
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...I can't believe you just typed that either. Seriously, it's been a news item around here lately, and I think "she" was post-operative. (I can't believe I typed that, either.)
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:25 PM   #4693 (permalink)
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You think she was? So you didn't grab her crotch to check?
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:30 PM   #4694 (permalink)
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the last person I grabbed by the crotch was someone I was attracted to and the rest is history...(Or maybe hysteria)
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:54 PM   #4695 (permalink)
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Don't tell me that's how you seduced your wife...!
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:19 PM   #4696 (permalink)
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I think I need a timeout.....
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Old 01-21-2007, 08:34 PM   #4697 (permalink)
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You grab her by the crotch to see if she has a dick......that's how you know if a a womans a transsexual.....hahaha, I can't believe I just typed that....


ahahhaha.........i can believe you just typed that..........wierdo.


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I think I need a timeout.....

i think so too man..........go smoke another one eh.....
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Old 01-21-2007, 09:47 PM   #4698 (permalink)
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Don't tell me that's how you seduced your wife...!
strangely enough, we lived together for quite a long time before we fell in the sack, so no, I was not so forward with her.
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Old 01-21-2007, 09:47 PM   #4699 (permalink)
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Why ask why?
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Old 01-22-2007, 05:11 AM   #4700 (permalink)
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Why ask anything? It must have seemed a good idea at the time.
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Old 01-22-2007, 01:02 PM   #4701 (permalink)
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Yes, the vagaries of impulse! Ah, (relative) youth! Everything seemed so much clearer then.
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Old 01-22-2007, 02:22 PM   #4702 (permalink)
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I'll give you three guess what the word "vagaries" looked like to me at first glance.
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Old 01-22-2007, 03:36 PM   #4703 (permalink)
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i think so too man..........go smoke another one eh.....
Always smoking another one Fly, you know that, got to keep a good buzz going so life seems grand haha
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Old 01-22-2007, 03:42 PM   #4704 (permalink)
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Life IS grand, silent jay!

Sharon, 3 guesses would be 2 too many.
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Old 01-22-2007, 03:48 PM   #4705 (permalink)
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It is grand to be living, I enjoy being alive, but my life isn't necessarily grand at the moment.......
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Old 01-22-2007, 03:52 PM   #4706 (permalink)
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As far as I can tell, it beats the alternative. Is it cold out?
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Old 01-22-2007, 03:59 PM   #4707 (permalink)
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Naw not cold at all, only -21 and no wind so it's quite nice out....

Yes it does beat the alternative that's for sure, I just wish I didn't have to think about anything anymore......
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:08 PM   #4708 (permalink)
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It is grand to be living, I enjoy being alive, but my life isn't necessarily grand at the moment.......

sorry to hear that jay.........i'll spark up for you and send the smoke in that direction.
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:16 PM   #4709 (permalink)
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Second hand smoke, the cause of all man's problems.
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:19 PM   #4710 (permalink)
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Well...not all of them!
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:20 PM   #4711 (permalink)
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obviously, y'all need a few puffs on some really good cigars...
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:25 PM   #4712 (permalink)
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Thanks Fly, I'm going to have a few bong hits and that should make things all good, it isn't that bad anyways...most of it's just me over thinking shit, but oh well, the green stuff will make it better, so away I go to get cabbaged.....
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:31 PM   #4713 (permalink)
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The man at the local cigar shop tells me his favorite one in stock is less than one-seventh the price of his most expensive. Apparently unable to describe the relative differences, he went so far as to say that the expense of the latter was related to its owners having their "capital tied up for twenty years." SO...? I'm gonna go get one and find out if it's worth it, or if I was right about the problem thing.

...joining you in spirit, silent one!
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:32 PM   #4714 (permalink)
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Nothing beats a good Cuban cigar.......
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:35 PM   #4715 (permalink)
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My wife went to the Bahamas with her sister and all I got was a lousy t-shirt.
Three Cuban cigars she brought back: Two went to the older son and one to her boss. Damnit x 3!
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:39 PM   #4716 (permalink)
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I'd file for divorce over that.....haha...
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:46 PM   #4717 (permalink)
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It's too late to break in a new one: Anyway, I love her!
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:48 PM   #4718 (permalink)
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Yeah they are tough to train...at least from what I hear as I've never been married............
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:52 PM   #4719 (permalink)
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Maybe I'll avoid it next time...
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:55 PM   #4720 (permalink)
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That's my plan...as long as I can make it another 10 years until I'm 40 I figure I'll be able to avoid getting married for good.....
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