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uncle phil · 07-06-2011, 02:51 AM

two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too...

BadNick · 07-06-2011, 07:00 PM

You know times are bad when:

#1: If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.

#2: A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

#3: Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

uncle phil · 07-07-2011, 02:42 AM

two hydrogen atoms meet. one says, 'i've lost my electron.' the other says 'are you sure?' the first replies, 'yes, i'm positive...'

uncle phil · 07-09-2011, 03:34 AM

did you hear about the buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? his goal: transcend dental medication...

uncle phil · 07-11-2011, 02:01 AM

there are two theories to arguing with a woman.
neither works...

uncle phil · 07-16-2011, 02:46 AM

good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-16-2011, 06:47 PM

sillygirl on line 3

uncle phil · 07-17-2011, 02:46 AM

when you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra...

sillygirl · 07-17-2011, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

sillygirl on line 3

More like sillygirl NOT on line because she's tired of all the nudie/semi nude pics. This thread used to be fun. *sniffle*

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2011, 04:17 PM

I find them tiring, also. There's no reason to disrespect phil's focus, I guess, though I don't know if it attracts "fun." <would it help to confuse it if we ran away more?><shut up & go & change your armor.> (misrecollected from MP&THG). We could carry on without worrying about trivia?

Fly · 07-22-2011, 03:18 AM

1,2,3...........

BadNick · 07-22-2011, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

when you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra...

Word problems were my favorite:

3 girls each have 2 tits. If the circumference of each tit is 14 inches, how many inches of tits do the 3 girls have?

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-31-2011, 05:45 PM

Alrighty, then. That's not even a proper question, BadNick. No wonder sillygirl reckons we're no fun.

BadNick · 07-31-2011, 06:06 PM

07-05-2011, 04:03 AM	#9841 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	__________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-06-2011, 02:51 AM	#9842 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-07-2011, 02:42 AM	#9844 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	two hydrogen atoms meet. one says, 'i've lost my electron.' the other says 'are you sure?' the first replies, 'yes, i'm positive...' __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-09-2011, 03:34 AM	#9845 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	did you hear about the buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? his goal: transcend dental medication... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-11-2011, 02:01 AM	#9846 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	there are two theories to arguing with a woman. neither works... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-06-2011, 07:00 PM	#9843 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	You know times are bad when: #1: If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them. #2: A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. #3: Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

07-16-2011, 02:46 AM	#9847 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-16-2011, 06:47 PM	#9848 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	sillygirl on line 3 __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-17-2011, 02:46 AM	#9849 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	when you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2011, 04:17 PM	#9851 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I find them tiring, also. There's no reason to disrespect phil's focus, I guess, though I don't know if it attracts "fun." <would it help to confuse it if we ran away more?><shut up & go & change your armor.> (misrecollected from MP&THG). We could carry on without worrying about trivia? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-22-2011, 03:18 AM	#9852 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	1,2,3........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-31-2011, 05:45 PM	#9854 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Alrighty, then. That's not even a proper question, BadNick. No wonder sillygirl reckons we're no fun. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-31-2011, 06:06 PM	#9855 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa