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DDS - OZ/NZ Style!
I know I'm ripping this off someone else, but me and Bundy used to throw shit at each other in the 'Reveal the previous poster's deepest, darkest secrets' thread, piss funny!
One rule... gotta be OZ/NZ themed. I'll start with a random poster... Ella once got fired from her job as an extra on 'My Secret Valley' |
Meridae'n was once arrested for streaking onto the ground at the MCG in a g-string and bra. 12 peple died from seeing his hairy ass that day, it is the greatest hairy arsed tradgey australia has seen since ned kelly went bare-arsed back in 1885
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slimshaydee ate Azaria
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TIO then proceded to reveal (30 years on) that he was the one who shot the slimshaydee that ate Azaria.
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and as it turns out... Latch is actually the 'mate' of TIO's who buried the baby in his front yard all the way back in Melbourne.
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Meanwhile, a young, drunk and wild-at-heart Meri got so drunk one night in Deni, his mates stripped him, threw him in the back of the ute and dumped him on the side of the Riverina Hwy just outside of town. He was found the next morning curled up next to a used car tyre with a pair of girls panties on his head.
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Ella drank a dozen VB and LIKED it!
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Hahahahaha....*thumbs-up*
Spartak has a third nipple. |
ella rooted one of the guys from hey dad
who says truth cant come into it :p |
Ella also rooted the drummer from The Cosmic Psychos, but don't tell her I told you.
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Ella barracks for the Rabbitohs
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TIO was born in Rotarua.
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Meriae'n secretly wants to root a rower (preferably a stud from the awesome fouresome)
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slimshaydee sacrificed her hide to give the rower slippery chamois pants.....
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im a guy
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that's your deep, dark, and dirty secret slim? ;)
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slimshaydee is the Australian sheep shearing champion hence his avatar.
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Spartak is a dead ringer for Mark Greatbatch. |
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Meridae'n tried out for Aussie Idol.. and even tried sleeping w/ Dicko for the chance.... but still.. no go.
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Latch finds Derryn Hinch informative and witty.
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Merry thinks Amanda Vanstone is pretty hot. |
TIO is Amanda Vanstones love child (he doesn't know who his dad is; but since it happened at one of those Liberal Party Cabinet meetings/orgies, he's pretty sure its either Alexander Downer or Peter Reith...)
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Bundy just bought a delightful 2 bedroom place in Redfern for $35.70.
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At the Pub,Meridae'n is called "Stayfree", he can soak up anything.
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cchris didn't watch the rugby on Saturday. OR the Geelong game on Sunday.
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TIO reckons the Czech Republic are the next big thing in Rugby...
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Meridae'n said that NZ would kill australia in the test last night (why did he have to be wrong :()
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hostile believes the referees in the Tri Nations have been beyond reproach.
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Meridae'n is a frequent editorialist for the womans day
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slimshaydee currently has 14 different identities and claims the dole for all of them.
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frozenstellar thinks there's something wrong with that.
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TIO sends a death threat to the male model on The Price is Right twice a day. You're just not over Larry yet, are ya mate...
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Ella's too tough for the rules.
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Ella says the rules are there are no rules.
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Ella was once done for a chicken related indecency *__*
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When hostile had his 21st, someone pissed in the punch. He didn't find out until the next day, after it had been consumed by all at the party.
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Although Ella claims to love JB.. she has a secret KG fetish.
That's not AU-related so... Ella was the one who pissed in poor hostile's punch. And when they were doing punch sculls... it was messy. |
Haha....Ella loves the D boys, but Jables has *just* the edge on KG. Just.
Latch has a particular fondness for leg warmers and off the shoulder tops. |
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