That's a big call there, Ella...Jables rocks harder, but KG has the looks...how do you split them?

Ella is the illegitimate lovechild of Jason Donavan and Olivia Newton-John
(hence her intimate knowledge of leg warmers and off-the-shoulder tops)

TIO never had the balls to eat a Warhead. Pussy.

Pussy is what they call Meri down the pub when he won't bite the tails off mice. He blames it on his dentures.

Merry, I'll thank you to take that back. I was my school sour warhead-eating champion.

Ella voted for Guy Sebastian

TIO also failed the aerosol toughness test in Year 8.

Dead right I did, babe. 14 times.


Tio has man boobs and wears a bro.

ella is the baby that the dingo stole

Skase never died - he merely renamed himself Prescribe.

haha watch that movie on TV tonight?

frozenstellar's favourite drop is Geelong Bitter.

Latch wants to move to Canberra, but doesn't think he could handle the excitement.

nah, was at work. great movie though!

hahahahahaa... GB! some funny stories based around Geelong Bitter & the hotham, until one day.. well, some beer... okok, a LOT of beer went missing from the beer garden bar, and subsequently we've never returned to said venue.

TIO is 'young, dumb, and full of rum' according to the many stickers plastered all over his attenna ridden ute.

frozenstellar went to the Inseminators B&S ball and didn't get a leg over!

haha only been to hotham once.. bit of a hole. Easy enough to take the grog outta the beer garden area though... I love the class act of leaning over the bar and pouring your own pot (that's at anywhere.. not at Hotham).

TIO gives in and buys cruisers for the 15 and 16 y/o girls that stand outside the bottle-o asking people to get em stuff... but still no love yet.

Once Latch got so pissed at a party he passed out and his friends stuck flowers down his roadies' cleavage.

Latch wasn't even born in Australia.

Nah mate, that's a *good* thing, not a deep/dirty secret :)

Ella's nipple is an attention whore.

Meri can't wait until retirement so he can drive his giant fairlane at about 20ks in the 60 zone with the left indicator on.

Latch gets cranky unless he has his morning dose of bert newton.

frozenstellah gets so mad when you misspell the handle. Heh, it makes you look arabic.

Meridae'n has the biggest penis you've ever seen, and really wishes he didn't put the exclaimation mark in the title of this thread.

One of the above statements of Meri's is true. I'll give you a hint. It's the one that has the phrase "exclaimation mark" in it.

Ella needs a shag. Bad.

Ella is short one 'Needs a shag/instructions for DDS game' application form... and a penis.

Meri wishes his penis wasn't detachable.

Ella has an unhealthy obsession with things of small magnitude.

is this why Meri's penis has been the topic of discussion in numerous threads?

frozenstellar needs to realise Meri is the perpetuator of his own myths.

Ella's heard frozenstellar needs to wind his around his leg a few times. Ella likes the sound of that a lot.

Ella is facinated with Meri's wagon. The queue starts behind me princess...