DDS - OZ/NZ Style!
 

I know I'm ripping this off someone else, but me and Bundy used to throw shit at each other in the 'Reveal the previous poster's deepest, darkest secrets' thread, piss funny!

One rule... gotta be OZ/NZ themed.


I'll start with a random poster...


Ella once got fired from her job as an extra on 'My Secret Valley'

Meridae'n was once arrested for streaking onto the ground at the MCG in a g-string and bra. 12 peple died from seeing his hairy ass that day, it is the greatest hairy arsed tradgey australia has seen since ned kelly went bare-arsed back in 1885

slimshaydee ate Azaria

TIO then proceded to reveal (30 years on) that he was the one who shot the slimshaydee that ate Azaria.

and as it turns out... Latch is actually the 'mate' of TIO's who buried the baby in his front yard all the way back in Melbourne.

Meanwhile, a young, drunk and wild-at-heart Meri got so drunk one night in Deni, his mates stripped him, threw him in the back of the ute and dumped him on the side of the Riverina Hwy just outside of town. He was found the next morning curled up next to a used car tyre with a pair of girls panties on his head.

True story.

Ella drank a dozen VB and LIKED it!

Hahahahaha....*thumbs-up*


Spartak has a third nipple.

ella rooted one of the guys from hey dad

who says truth cant come into it :p

Ella also rooted the drummer from The Cosmic Psychos, but don't tell her I told you.

Ella barracks for the Rabbitohs

TIO was born in Rotarua.

Meriae'n secretly wants to root a rower (preferably a stud from the awesome fouresome)

slimshaydee sacrificed her hide to give the rower slippery chamois pants.....

im a guy

that's your deep, dark, and dirty secret slim? ;)

slimshaydee is the Australian sheep shearing champion hence his avatar.

Those posts were gold :lol


Spartak is a dead ringer for Mark Greatbatch.

sorry!!!

Meridae'n tried out for Aussie Idol.. and even tried sleeping w/ Dicko for the chance.... but still.. no go.

Latch finds Derryn Hinch informative and witty.

Ouch.

Merry thinks Amanda Vanstone is pretty hot.

TIO is Amanda Vanstones love child (he doesn't know who his dad is; but since it happened at one of those Liberal Party Cabinet meetings/orgies, he's pretty sure its either Alexander Downer or Peter Reith...)

Bundy just bought a delightful 2 bedroom place in Redfern for $35.70.

At the Pub,Meridae'n is called "Stayfree", he can soak up anything.

cchris didn't watch the rugby on Saturday. OR the Geelong game on Sunday.

TIO reckons the Czech Republic are the next big thing in Rugby...

Meridae'n said that NZ would kill australia in the test last night (why did he have to be wrong :()

hostile believes the referees in the Tri Nations have been beyond reproach.

Meridae'n is a frequent editorialist for the womans day

slimshaydee currently has 14 different identities and claims the dole for all of them.

frozenstellar thinks there's something wrong with that.

TIO sends a death threat to the male model on The Price is Right twice a day. You're just not over Larry yet, are ya mate...

Ella's on to you all......

Ella's too tough for the rules.

Ella says the rules are there are no rules.

Ella was once done for a chicken related indecency *__*

When hostile had his 21st, someone pissed in the punch. He didn't find out until the next day, after it had been consumed by all at the party.

Although Ella claims to love JB.. she has a secret KG fetish.

That's not AU-related so...

Ella was the one who pissed in poor hostile's punch. And when they were doing punch sculls... it was messy.

Haha....Ella loves the D boys, but Jables has *just* the edge on KG. Just.


Latch has a particular fondness for leg warmers and off the shoulder tops.

That's a big call there, Ella...Jables rocks harder, but KG has the looks...how do you split them?

Ella is the illegitimate lovechild of Jason Donavan and Olivia Newton-John
(hence her intimate knowledge of leg warmers and off-the-shoulder tops)

TIO never had the balls to eat a Warhead. Pussy.

Pussy is what they call Meri down the pub when he won't bite the tails off mice. He blames it on his dentures.

Merry, I'll thank you to take that back. I was my school sour warhead-eating champion.

Ella voted for Guy Sebastian

TIO also failed the aerosol toughness test in Year 8.

Dead right I did, babe. 14 times.


Tio has man boobs and wears a bro.

ella is the baby that the dingo stole

Skase never died - he merely renamed himself Prescribe.

haha watch that movie on TV tonight?

frozenstellar's favourite drop is Geelong Bitter.

Latch wants to move to Canberra, but doesn't think he could handle the excitement.

nah, was at work. great movie though!

hahahahahaa... GB! some funny stories based around Geelong Bitter & the hotham, until one day.. well, some beer... okok, a LOT of beer went missing from the beer garden bar, and subsequently we've never returned to said venue.

TIO is 'young, dumb, and full of rum' according to the many stickers plastered all over his attenna ridden ute.

frozenstellar went to the Inseminators B&S ball and didn't get a leg over!

haha only been to hotham once.. bit of a hole. Easy enough to take the grog outta the beer garden area though... I love the class act of leaning over the bar and pouring your own pot (that's at anywhere.. not at Hotham).

TIO gives in and buys cruisers for the 15 and 16 y/o girls that stand outside the bottle-o asking people to get em stuff... but still no love yet.

Once Latch got so pissed at a party he passed out and his friends stuck flowers down his roadies' cleavage.

Latch wasn't even born in Australia.

Nah mate, that's a *good* thing, not a deep/dirty secret :)

Ella's nipple is an attention whore.

Meri can't wait until retirement so he can drive his giant fairlane at about 20ks in the 60 zone with the left indicator on.

Latch gets cranky unless he has his morning dose of bert newton.

frozenstellah gets so mad when you misspell the handle. Heh, it makes you look arabic.

Meridae'n has the biggest penis you've ever seen, and really wishes he didn't put the exclaimation mark in the title of this thread.

One of the above statements of Meri's is true. I'll give you a hint. It's the one that has the phrase "exclaimation mark" in it.

Ella needs a shag. Bad.

Ella is short one 'Needs a shag/instructions for DDS game' application form... and a penis.

Meri wishes his penis wasn't detachable.

Ella has an unhealthy obsession with things of small magnitude.

is this why Meri's penis has been the topic of discussion in numerous threads?

frozenstellar needs to realise Meri is the perpetuator of his own myths.

Ella's heard frozenstellar needs to wind his around his leg a few times. Ella likes the sound of that a lot.

Ella is facinated with Meri's wagon. The queue starts behind me princess...