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guinnessgurl · 06-17-2004, 09:57 AM

Here's how you make a super sub!!

(I generally work in the snack bar department of my job more than anywhere else and this is one of the thing we have to make).

First, you take a regular sub bun and spread butter on the bottom and mayo on the top. Place three slices of smoked ham on the bottom followed by three slices of processed cheese. Then place three slices of salami. Next you repeat the process only you use two slices of smoked ham, one slice of processed cheese and two pieces of salami. Voila! You have a super sub....

wrap, lable at $2.25, mark the color for the day it was made (thursday are orange), and put in the deli case up front and you're done!!!

SaltPork · 06-17-2004, 10:16 AM

breathe

GakFace · 06-17-2004, 11:18 AM

yep wrkime's right.. I don't breate I just um... sit here and act like air is going into my lunge.... you got me again!

Scorps · 06-17-2004, 11:21 AM

Do apower slid with my 8 foot long pallet truck

all the other guys can only do it with the 4 footers

choskins · 06-17-2004, 11:26 AM

I am an attorney who works with restaurant chains doing site selection and real estate. Being the only lawyer around, they come to me with everything and anything legal or real estate related, no matter how crazy.

Munku · 06-17-2004, 11:43 AM

I develop photos!

Scorps · 06-17-2004, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Munku
I develop photos!

I can do that....If I got the darkroom to do it in

todd · 06-17-2004, 01:34 PM

I 3D model and animate

06-17-2004, 04:53 PM

I process employee applications, and even run background checks.......

Fremen · 06-17-2004, 06:36 PM

Kiss Hugh Jass.

kurtisj · 06-17-2004, 06:46 PM

i shovel/pitch fork shit out of sheep pens.

its an art

you must first loosen the top layer by pitching it and pulling it up, wedging the top layer loose. you do this all over, so you can easily scoop it up and leave the 2nd, moist layer. this is mostly shit and wet hay/other random grossness. thats pitched up(mildly heavier than the top layer)

that leaves the moist piss soaked shit that smells like ammonia. thats too wet to be scooped with a pitchfork, and must be shoveled. thats messy, and grosss

theres my job

gorilla · 06-17-2004, 07:08 PM

helluva job you got there, KurtisJ, how many years of college does it take to get a degree is shit throwing?

at my job I sit for 6 hours without saying a single word or communicated to anyone in any sort of way, I dont know anyone that can manage that.

Derwood · 06-17-2004, 08:11 PM

If it's a normal talk show, use a 1/4 CT Blue with a Lee 188 Cosmetic Peach filter in the Source Four w/ a 10 degree barrel. Make sure to frame in on Ms. Winfrey's face only, especially if she is wearing white.

If there is a musical guest, swap the Lee 188 with Roscolux 02 and use your iris instead of your shutters.

Sion · 06-17-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Derwood
If it's a normal talk show, use a 1/4 CT Blue with a Lee 188 Cosmetic Peach filter in the Source Four w/ a 10 degree barrel. Make sure to frame in on Ms. Winfrey's face only, especially if she is wearing white.

If there is a musical guest, swap the Lee 188 with Roscolux 02 and use your iris instead of your shutters.

Derwood, you are a camera operator for the Oprah show? no shit???

Im no big fan of Oprah, but thats still cool.

Speed_Gibson · 06-17-2004, 10:25 PM

nothing special in my current job. Anyone can drive a 10 passenger van, do physical therapy, or change attends.
but going back a few jobs, it does take some experience to be able to properly align a 162 valve fuel system on a 30 year old Carrier holding 2.4 million gallons when at full capacity. And I was able to do that off the top of my head with very few or no glances at the diagrams. (at the least for the transfer system, the stripping system was a different story as it was used far less often)

fallenangel · 06-18-2004, 03:14 AM

I keep a polite front to people who can be total assholes while taking care of them in a restaurant... not all it's cracked up to be... ALSO i've successfully managed to memorize 12 different showcase breads at the bakery, and a brief description about them......... wooohoo

Astrocloud · 06-18-2004, 03:30 AM

I can scratch myself without being caught by the security cameras.

Fly · 06-18-2004, 04:07 AM

work!!!!

lazy bastards at our place can't even not work right.

Derwood · 06-18-2004, 05:22 AM

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Originally posted by Sion
Derwood, you are a camera operator for the Oprah show? no shit???

Im no big fan of Oprah, but thats still cool.

Not camera. Lighting. She has 5 spotlights aimed at her face at all times in addition to all the other studio lighting.

absorbentishe · 06-18-2004, 05:26 AM

I use a web program called ascribe, that I know and use better/more efficiently than anyone else. I use a scanner that no one else wants to use. Oh hell, just all the little crap that I do that go unnoticed.

GakFace · 06-18-2004, 11:06 PM

how about I Describe Something That I Can Do That My Boss Cannot?

I can do that? Ok... Read My Job Description.

I know it sounds harsh, but my super doesn't know a damn thing...

fairsquare · 06-19-2004, 12:05 AM

I can temporarily disconnect anyone's phone or dsl service in the 14 western states. of course I would quickly lose that talent the first time I used it.

analog · 06-19-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Derwood
...use your iris instead of your shutters.

I always liked calling them the barn doors. heh

If you have a cellular phone, and it's from one of 7 major national carriers, and I have as little as that phone number, I can disconnect your line, or change anything about your rate plans, options, etc. Again, this would really only work once because if I were to do this (which I wouldn't), they would know it was me.

Peetster · 06-19-2004, 07:10 PM

I can unearth a scary amount of information about you with only a few clues. Sometimes an IP address is enough, and it leads me to your home address and phone number. Don't worry about it, though. I only use this for good.

analog · 06-19-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Peetster
I can unearth a scary amount of information about you with only a few clues. Sometimes an IP address is enough, and it leads me to your home address and phone number. Don't worry about it, though. I only use this for good.

Seconded.

grayman · 06-21-2004, 06:36 AM

I have memorized and can recognize the cryptic symbols the waitresses write for their orders and cook the food they need. They claim that it is english letters and words, but occasionally they can't read it even when I can. I always say that I am going to be an archaeologist some day because I would probably be really good at translating ancient languages.

jaco · 06-21-2004, 08:20 AM

i can put together a solid rebar cage for any pit with only straight 40' #5's or #6's

06-17-2004, 09:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
guinnessgurl Crazy Location: here and there	Describe something you do at your job that no one else would know how to do. Here's how you make a super sub!! (I generally work in the snack bar department of my job more than anywhere else and this is one of the thing we have to make). First, you take a regular sub bun and spread butter on the bottom and mayo on the top. Place three slices of smoked ham on the bottom followed by three slices of processed cheese. Then place three slices of salami. Next you repeat the process only you use two slices of smoked ham, one slice of processed cheese and two pieces of salami. Voila! You have a super sub.... wrap, lable at $2.25, mark the color for the day it was made (thursday are orange), and put in the deli case up front and you're done!!! __________________ Don't go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - George Eliot

06-17-2004, 10:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	breathe __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

06-17-2004, 11:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	yep wrkime's right.. I don't breate I just um... sit here and act like air is going into my lunge.... you got me again! __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

06-17-2004, 11:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Do apower slid with my 8 foot long pallet truck all the other guys can only do it with the 4 footers __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

06-17-2004, 11:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
choskins Psycho Location: Greenville, SC	I am an attorney who works with restaurant chains doing site selection and real estate. Being the only lawyer around, they come to me with everything and anything legal or real estate related, no matter how crazy. __________________ "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Sigmund Freud

06-17-2004, 11:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I develop photos!

06-17-2004, 01:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
todd Addict Location: Chicago	I 3D model and animate

06-17-2004, 04:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	I process employee applications, and even run background checks.......

06-17-2004, 06:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Kiss Hugh Jass. __________________ Google

06-17-2004, 06:46 PM	#11 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	i shovel/pitch fork shit out of sheep pens. its an art you must first loosen the top layer by pitching it and pulling it up, wedging the top layer loose. you do this all over, so you can easily scoop it up and leave the 2nd, moist layer. this is mostly shit and wet hay/other random grossness. thats pitched up(mildly heavier than the top layer) that leaves the moist piss soaked shit that smells like ammonia. thats too wet to be scooped with a pitchfork, and must be shoveled. thats messy, and grosss theres my job __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

06-17-2004, 07:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
gorilla Insane Location: USA	helluva job you got there, KurtisJ, how many years of college does it take to get a degree is shit throwing? at my job I sit for 6 hours without saying a single word or communicated to anyone in any sort of way, I dont know anyone that can manage that. __________________ I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

06-17-2004, 08:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	If it's a normal talk show, use a 1/4 CT Blue with a Lee 188 Cosmetic Peach filter in the Source Four w/ a 10 degree barrel. Make sure to frame in on Ms. Winfrey's face only, especially if she is wearing white. If there is a musical guest, swap the Lee 188 with Roscolux 02 and use your iris instead of your shutters. __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

06-17-2004, 10:25 PM	#15 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	nothing special in my current job. Anyone can drive a 10 passenger van, do physical therapy, or change attends. but going back a few jobs, it does take some experience to be able to properly align a 162 valve fuel system on a 30 year old Carrier holding 2.4 million gallons when at full capacity. And I was able to do that off the top of my head with very few or no glances at the diagrams. (at the least for the transfer system, the stripping system was a different story as it was used far less often) __________________ Started talking to yourself I see. Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation. Black Adder

06-18-2004, 03:14 AM	#16 (permalink)
fallenangel soaring Location: near the water	I keep a polite front to people who can be total assholes while taking care of them in a restaurant... not all it's cracked up to be... ALSO i've successfully managed to memorize 12 different showcase breads at the bakery, and a brief description about them......... wooohoo __________________ all I wanna do is - give the best of me to you

06-18-2004, 03:30 AM	#17 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I can scratch myself without being caught by the security cameras.

06-18-2004, 04:07 AM	#18 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	work!!!! lazy bastards at our place can't even not work right. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-18-2004, 05:26 AM	#20 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I use a web program called ascribe, that I know and use better/more efficiently than anyone else. I use a scanner that no one else wants to use. Oh hell, just all the little crap that I do that go unnoticed.

06-18-2004, 11:06 PM	#21 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	how about I Describe Something That I Can Do That My Boss Cannot? I can do that? Ok... Read My Job Description. I know it sounds harsh, but my super doesn't know a damn thing... __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

06-19-2004, 12:05 AM	#22 (permalink)
fairsquare Upright Location: Seattle	I can temporarily disconnect anyone's phone or dsl service in the 14 western states. of course I would quickly lose that talent the first time I used it.

06-19-2004, 07:10 PM	#24 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	I can unearth a scary amount of information about you with only a few clues. Sometimes an IP address is enough, and it leads me to your home address and phone number. Don't worry about it, though. I only use this for good.

06-21-2004, 06:36 AM	#26 (permalink)
grayman you can't see me Location: Illinois	I have memorized and can recognize the cryptic symbols the waitresses write for their orders and cook the food they need. They claim that it is english letters and words, but occasionally they can't read it even when I can. I always say that I am going to be an archaeologist some day because I would probably be really good at translating ancient languages. __________________ That's right - I'm a guy in a suit eating a Blizzard. F U.

06-21-2004, 08:20 AM	#27 (permalink)
jaco Crazy	i can put together a solid rebar cage for any pit with only straight 40' #5's or #6's __________________ "How soft your fields so green, Can whisper tales of gore" "Thou art god"