Describe something you do at your job that no one else would know how to do.
 

Here's how you make a super sub!!

(I generally work in the snack bar department of my job more than anywhere else and this is one of the thing we have to make).

First, you take a regular sub bun and spread butter on the bottom and mayo on the top. Place three slices of smoked ham on the bottom followed by three slices of processed cheese. Then place three slices of salami. Next you repeat the process only you use two slices of smoked ham, one slice of processed cheese and two pieces of salami. Voila! You have a super sub....

wrap, lable at $2.25, mark the color for the day it was made (thursday are orange), and put in the deli case up front and you're done!!!

breathe

yep wrkime's right.. I don't breate I just um... sit here and act like air is going into my lunge.... you got me again!

Do apower slid with my 8 foot long pallet truck:D


all the other guys can only do it with the 4 footers

I am an attorney who works with restaurant chains doing site selection and real estate. Being the only lawyer around, they come to me with everything and anything legal or real estate related, no matter how crazy.

I develop photos!

I can do that....If I got the darkroom to do it in:D

I 3D model and animate

I process employee applications, and even run background checks.......

Kiss Hugh Jass.

i shovel/pitch fork shit out of sheep pens.

its an art

you must first loosen the top layer by pitching it and pulling it up, wedging the top layer loose. you do this all over, so you can easily scoop it up and leave the 2nd, moist layer. this is mostly shit and wet hay/other random grossness. thats pitched up(mildly heavier than the top layer)

that leaves the moist piss soaked shit that smells like ammonia. thats too wet to be scooped with a pitchfork, and must be shoveled. thats messy, and grosss

:)theres my job

helluva job you got there, KurtisJ, how many years of college does it take to get a degree is shit throwing?

at my job I sit for 6 hours without saying a single word or communicated to anyone in any sort of way, I dont know anyone that can manage that.

If it's a normal talk show, use a 1/4 CT Blue with a Lee 188 Cosmetic Peach filter in the Source Four w/ a 10 degree barrel. Make sure to frame in on Ms. Winfrey's face only, especially if she is wearing white.

If there is a musical guest, swap the Lee 188 with Roscolux 02 and use your iris instead of your shutters.

Derwood, you are a camera operator for the Oprah show? no shit???

Im no big fan of Oprah, but thats still cool.

nothing special in my current job. Anyone can drive a 10 passenger van, do physical therapy, or change attends.
but going back a few jobs, it does take some experience to be able to properly align a 162 valve fuel system on a 30 year old Carrier holding 2.4 million gallons when at full capacity. And I was able to do that off the top of my head with very few or no glances at the diagrams. (at the least for the transfer system, the stripping system was a different story as it was used far less often)

I keep a polite front to people who can be total assholes while taking care of them in a restaurant... not all it's cracked up to be... ALSO i've successfully managed to memorize 12 different showcase breads at the bakery, and a brief description about them......... wooohoo

I can scratch myself without being caught by the security cameras.

work!!!!


lazy bastards at our place can't even not work right.

Not camera. Lighting. She has 5 spotlights aimed at her face at all times in addition to all the other studio lighting.

I use a web program called ascribe, that I know and use better/more efficiently than anyone else. I use a scanner that no one else wants to use. Oh hell, just all the little crap that I do that go unnoticed.

how about I Describe Something That I Can Do That My Boss Cannot?

I can do that? Ok... Read My Job Description.

I know it sounds harsh, but my super doesn't know a damn thing...

I can temporarily disconnect anyone's phone or dsl service in the 14 western states. of course I would quickly lose that talent the first time I used it.

I always liked calling them the barn doors. heh

If you have a cellular phone, and it's from one of 7 major national carriers, and I have as little as that phone number, I can disconnect your line, or change anything about your rate plans, options, etc. Again, this would really only work once because if I were to do this (which I wouldn't), they would know it was me.

:)

I can unearth a scary amount of information about you with only a few clues. Sometimes an IP address is enough, and it leads me to your home address and phone number. Don't worry about it, though. I only use this for good.

Seconded. ;)

I have memorized and can recognize the cryptic symbols the waitresses write for their orders and cook the food they need. They claim that it is english letters and words, but occasionally they can't read it even when I can. I always say that I am going to be an archaeologist some day because I would probably be really good at translating ancient languages.

i can put together a solid rebar cage for any pit with only straight 40' #5's or #6's