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Old 08-05-2004, 11:24 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Methinks he was just patronising, and doing a piss-poor job at it.


Yousee, Americans have something wrong with their funny glands...
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:18 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Yousee, Americans have something wrong with their funny glands...
I disagree.
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:39 AM   #43 (permalink)
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You don't count, you're technically an aussie.
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:22 AM   #44 (permalink)
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hahaha if only it was that easy with the government...

edit: actually, ella.. you work for the government.. put in a good word for me.. help me get my premanent residency!

edited again: if you do, I'll promise no jokes about how you're an easy target with a well fitting box (ala the other thread active at the moment)

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Old 08-06-2004, 02:43 AM   #45 (permalink)
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If only my pissy middle management possie with Centrelink counted for something. Babe, it would be the least I could do.

And I don't mind the box jokes...really....I'll get ya started....I still have the box my virginity came in!
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:47 AM   #46 (permalink)
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If only my pissy middle management possie with Centrelink counted for something. Babe, it would be the least I could do.

And I don't mind the box jokes...really....I'll get ya started....I still have the box my virginity came in!
Oh come on.. you have connections! I'm sure you do! hehehe...

hmmm how dirty to go...

Bad, terrible, horrible joke that I had to say.

edit: I edited it out as soon as I posted it.. basically it was a joke about how something else "came in your box" besides your virginity...
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:56 AM   #47 (permalink)
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God...maybe it's the red wine, but I'm having a blonde moment! Something else...in my box....????


On the other hand...no...I get it. You are a naughty boy, aren't you Latch??
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:02 AM   #48 (permalink)
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3 years of living on res has taught me that there is no limit of lowness in bad jokes.
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:22 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Excellent. Then you shall have your permanent residency!!!
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:24 AM   #50 (permalink)
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hahaha if only.
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:17 AM   #51 (permalink)
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So how's that permanent residency thang working out for ya, Latch? Found a wifey-wife yet?
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:43 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Still waiting for the FBI/US to send back my 'rap sheet' saying 'yeah, he's clean' so I can send it on to the Aus Government.

The rest of my application is still sitting on some pile in the Adelaide Immigration Office, I imagine.

Still paying off lawyers.. this next paycheck (next week!) should hopefully get me close to paying them off completely.

No wifey-wife.. haven't resorted to that till I get this one rejected hehe.
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Old 08-29-2004, 01:53 AM   #53 (permalink)
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I'm here if you need me bro, just make sure the rock is at least half a carat...
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:25 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Hey! I saw a chick in here that wasn't me!!
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Old 09-19-2004, 03:31 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I think there could be an answer to this look how many people are viewing the porn side to this site and look how many other people are in these kinds of thing. Angry!!
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Old 09-19-2004, 11:48 PM   #56 (permalink)
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There's porn here?
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:11 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Hey...we have another chick! Welcome, Ralli.....
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Old 05-02-2005, 02:40 AM   #58 (permalink)
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There's another cunt here - onya Seeker!!
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Old 05-02-2005, 03:09 AM   #59 (permalink)
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^Cheers mate! How's things? Enjoy the public holiday?
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Old 05-03-2005, 02:11 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Hey sweets! Yeah, had a great weekend camping on the beach up at Rainbow and hooning around in my fella's 4WD. You?
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Old 05-04-2005, 01:44 PM   #61 (permalink)
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^What a hoot! Nothing that exciting... actually I was working
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Old 05-06-2005, 11:48 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Sadly it appears you are the only girl here. I wont hold it against you - unless you ask me to.
Chick - now there's a word you don't hear in this forum too often, seems the yanks don't use it much.
Okay thats where you are wrong. I have been away for awhile, but now I am back............ DOnt worry you arent the only chick. I am here too, and I am 100% female. .............................
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Old 05-06-2005, 11:49 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Hey...we have another chick! Welcome, Ralli.....
oh HELLO..............
Serves me right to post before I read on................... lol - AND we live in the same city....................GROOVY BABY YEAH !!!!!!
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Old 05-07-2005, 03:58 AM   #64 (permalink)
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haha that's three of us all of a sudden! G'day Ralli!
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Old 05-07-2005, 06:57 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Take it to the Ladies Lounge, please



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Old 05-07-2005, 03:54 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Yay. We need more girlies posting here in Oz.
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Old 05-07-2005, 04:41 PM   #67 (permalink)
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oh no we aren't having more vaginas in here
now we cant walk around without pants anymore.
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Old 05-07-2005, 05:36 PM   #68 (permalink)
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oh no we aren't having more vaginas in here
now we cant walk around without pants anymore.
awww why not. I wont mind
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:53 PM   #69 (permalink)
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slimshaydee, I didn't take you as the shy type!
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Old 05-08-2005, 01:57 AM   #70 (permalink)
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awww why not. I wont mind
no perving *smacks you*
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Old 05-11-2005, 03:27 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Pepper, check. Tweezers, check. Magnifying glass, check. Come 'ere Slim...
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Old 05-12-2005, 02:33 AM   #72 (permalink)
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sweet
im gonna rock out with my cock out.
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Old 05-13-2005, 06:35 PM   #73 (permalink)
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no perving *smacks you*
ooooooooooooooo do it again.............heheee
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Old 05-13-2005, 06:36 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Pepper, check. Tweezers, check. Magnifying glass, check. Come 'ere Slim...
gimmie one....
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:54 AM   #75 (permalink)
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I don't know much about art, but I like tits.
That should be Australia's new slogan.

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That should be Australia's new slogan.


I like it! Definitely has potential....
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Old 08-08-2008, 02:33 AM   #76 (permalink)
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dammnn..ella girl..where ya been????
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:07 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Tits are universal. It transcends the subcultures and divisions. Tits are acesome.

Nice to meet you.
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:25 AM   #78 (permalink)
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dammnn..ella girl..where ya been????

Hey sweetie....I've been around but reading and looking more than posting since they ditched our Aussie forum. I see Meri, Latch and Slim are MIA?

Hey Jetee...nice to meet you too, babe.
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:33 AM   #79 (permalink)
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It must be nice, since I am smiling to hail your return.

Me wonders why I feel so relaxed when all around me is whoosing past.
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:07 AM   #80 (permalink)
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yeah i know we lost a few aussies didnt we... maybe we can rally enough to get it back..

i just got excited when i see your name flash up!

how we gonna get those guys back now?
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