Methinks he was just patronising, and doing a piss-poor job at it.


Yousee, Americans have something wrong with their funny glands...

I disagree.

You don't count, you're technically an aussie.

hahaha if only it was that easy with the government...

edit: actually, ella.. you work for the government.. put in a good word for me.. help me get my premanent residency!

edited again: if you do, I'll promise no jokes about how you're an easy target with a well fitting box (ala the other thread active at the moment)

If only my pissy middle management possie with Centrelink counted for something. Babe, it would be the least I could do.

And I don't mind the box jokes...really....I'll get ya started....I still have the box my virginity came in!

Oh come on.. you have connections! I'm sure you do! hehehe...

hmmm how dirty to go...

Bad, terrible, horrible joke that I had to say.

edit: I edited it out as soon as I posted it.. basically it was a joke about how something else "came in your box" besides your virginity...

God...maybe it's the red wine, but I'm having a blonde moment! Something else...in my box....????


On the other hand...no...I get it. You are a naughty boy, aren't you Latch??

3 years of living on res has taught me that there is no limit of lowness in bad jokes.

Excellent. Then you shall have your permanent residency!!!

hahaha if only.

So how's that permanent residency thang working out for ya, Latch? Found a wifey-wife yet?

Still waiting for the FBI/US to send back my 'rap sheet' saying 'yeah, he's clean' so I can send it on to the Aus Government.

The rest of my application is still sitting on some pile in the Adelaide Immigration Office, I imagine.

Still paying off lawyers.. this next paycheck (next week!) should hopefully get me close to paying them off completely.

No wifey-wife.. haven't resorted to that till I get this one rejected hehe.

I'm here if you need me bro, just make sure the rock is at least half a carat...

Hey! I saw a chick in here that wasn't me!!

I think there could be an answer to this look how many people are viewing the porn side to this site and look how many other people are in these kinds of thing. Angry!!

There's porn here?

Hey...we have another chick! Welcome, Ralli..... :thumbsup:

There's another cunt here - onya Seeker!!

^Cheers mate! How's things? Enjoy the public holiday?

Hey sweets! Yeah, had a great weekend camping on the beach up at Rainbow and hooning around in my fella's 4WD. You?

^What a hoot! Nothing that exciting... actually I was working :(

Okay thats where you are wrong. I have been away for awhile, but now I am back............ DOnt worry you arent the only chick. I am here too, and I am 100% female. .............................
:D

oh HELLO.............. :)
Serves me right to post before I read on................... lol - AND we live in the same city....................GROOVY BABY YEAH !!!!!! :crazy:

haha that's three of us all of a sudden! G'day Ralli!

Take it to the Ladies Lounge, please



;)

Yay. We need more girlies posting here in Oz.

oh no we aren't having more vaginas in here
now we cant walk around without pants anymore.

awww why not. I wont mind :crazy: :D

slimshaydee, I didn't take you as the shy type! ;)

no perving *smacks you*

Pepper, check. Tweezers, check. Magnifying glass, check. Come 'ere Slim...

sweet
im gonna rock out with my cock out.

ooooooooooooooo do it again.............heheee

gimmie one.... :)

Quote:
Originally posted by Meridae'n
I don't know much about art, but I like tits.
That should be Australia's new slogan.



I like it! Definitely has potential....

dammnn..ella girl..where ya been????

Tits are universal. It transcends the subcultures and divisions. Tits are acesome.

Nice to meet you. :surprised:

Hey sweetie....I've been around but reading and looking more than posting since they ditched our Aussie forum. I see Meri, Latch and Slim are MIA?

Hey Jetee...nice to meet you too, babe. :)

It must be nice, since I am smiling to hail your return.

Me wonders why I feel so relaxed when all around me is whoosing past.

yeah i know we lost a few aussies didnt we... maybe we can rally enough to get it back..

i just got excited when i see your name flash up!

how we gonna get those guys back now?