Am I the only chick here?
 

Not that I mind, of course. Just wondering.


Wanna see my tits?

OK, offer withdrawn. I hold the State of Origin completely to blame.

Sadly it appears you are the only girl here. I wont hold it against you - unless you ask me to.
Chick - now there's a word you don't hear in this forum too often, seems the yanks don't use it much.
I know the offer was withdrawn but YES! Lets see them :)

I reckon there should be more 'chicks' but I guess I don't want to complain or anything, Ella maybe you can go recruiting?

Re: Am I the only chick here?
 

No thanx, I still have the photos that Michael Tunn took of you from your 'groupie phase'.

state of origin you say? sif anyone would watch that. Although billy slater is a gun

And he's got a cute arse.

WEBCKE = STUD

Now you're talkin http://www.cybertavern.net/speakeasy...ilies/love.gif

:lol:

You've seen those pics? Damn! There goes the mystique. Still, it is art, don't you know.

I don't know much about art, but I like tits.

That should be Australia's new slogan.

Damn straight.

Here's to that, Latch!

And Ella, just for the record, if the offer goes back on the table, I'd love to see 'em! You can never have too many tits in your day!
:p

i'd like to see those words under our coat of arms...

Jeez mate...methinks there's too much competition around these parts!!

I'd like to be nominated honorary aussie.

I've spent a lot of time with your Navy pilots, both in-mission and in the ever critical post-mission alcohol consumption.

I wasn't the last man standing, but it was close. Real close. I outdrank over a dozen of your finest. Still, I fell to an Aussie, and accept my defeat humbly.

Finally. I'd suggest any breastage would best be served in Tilted Exhibition. You'll find a pretty accepting bunch over there.

I'll second that... anyone object, noting that if you do you will be perma-banned?

Funny you should mention tits.

When I first moved to sunny Australia from rainy Ireland I (obviously enough) brought along most of my Irish speech, turns of phrase, slang etc.

Aparently "tits" is considered a bit vulgar in Australia. Funny really, as we (my male and female friends in Ireland) used to use it all the time.

Now, words like "cans", "mole" and "mongrel" no longer sound strange to me.

I still speak like an Irishman though. And I'll never say "oldie"...

:)

Mr Mephisto

That's actually pretty hard to do. Despite what it might look like, you have to really try hard and long to become banished.

It's not a contest. ;)

guessin' so.

So I logged on today to find more forums at my disposal! Now all I need is more time in the day to play in them and all will be good. But I did get to post some pics....no boobie shots, tho boys. Sowwy.

Participation earns additional access. Funny how that works.

It's a community.

But honestly Peetster, can't we just restrict the Victorians to, like, one thread or something?

Damn you and your New South Wales values, Meridae'n! One thread wouldn't even suffice to cover how Melbourne makes the best damn coffee in the country!!

You guys make me chuckle. Heh.

Yep, we'll be here all week....apparently the veal is bitchin'

Are you even serious Ella?

I wake up everyday thanking Victoria for James Hird and fuck-all else.

Can I please have a mandate for the exclusion of sub-Murray in the November election? Gotta help Labour out... and the con-incest party.

What is it with you and Victoria, Meri? Is it mental scarring left after one of those bizzare hook turns in the city went wrong? Damn, they're hard.

Just jokes El, just jokes. Guess I get it from all those poundings we recieved playing schoolboy footy against Echuca and Shepparton boys... bloody mexicans.

Go left to turn right.

Makes perfect sense.

;)

Ella, I personally would love to see your tits, and anything else that you may offer, keep up the good work! And if you can't do that, then keep them guessing!

Are you serious? Peice of piss

Then put a jumper on girl. You'll catch your death...

Or should that be a jersey...we have kiwis in our midst, you know.

I'll be at the Sunshine Coast this weekend soaking up the glorious Queensland summer sun so play nicely, kiddies, and we shall exchange verbal intercourse upon my return.

Don't ask me why, but I was just reading all these posts when I realized you were all english. Something of an education for an American from the agricultural heart of the USA.

You know I sure hope George Bush looses but I can't help thinking the next guy isn't going to be much better.

Whats up with David Millar anyway. I did EPO but I want to be a role model. I admire him but I wish he would out everyone particularly LA.

English! Are you serious? We are Australian!

Ouch. Something which strikes at the heart of every Australian.

Methinks he was just patronising, and doing a piss-poor job at it.


Yousee, Americans have something wrong with their funny glands...

I disagree.

You don't count, you're technically an aussie.

hahaha if only it was that easy with the government...

edit: actually, ella.. you work for the government.. put in a good word for me.. help me get my premanent residency!

edited again: if you do, I'll promise no jokes about how you're an easy target with a well fitting box (ala the other thread active at the moment)

If only my pissy middle management possie with Centrelink counted for something. Babe, it would be the least I could do.

And I don't mind the box jokes...really....I'll get ya started....I still have the box my virginity came in!

Oh come on.. you have connections! I'm sure you do! hehehe...

hmmm how dirty to go...

Bad, terrible, horrible joke that I had to say.

edit: I edited it out as soon as I posted it.. basically it was a joke about how something else "came in your box" besides your virginity...

God...maybe it's the red wine, but I'm having a blonde moment! Something else...in my box....????


On the other hand...no...I get it. You are a naughty boy, aren't you Latch??

3 years of living on res has taught me that there is no limit of lowness in bad jokes.

Excellent. Then you shall have your permanent residency!!!

hahaha if only.

So how's that permanent residency thang working out for ya, Latch? Found a wifey-wife yet?

Still waiting for the FBI/US to send back my 'rap sheet' saying 'yeah, he's clean' so I can send it on to the Aus Government.

The rest of my application is still sitting on some pile in the Adelaide Immigration Office, I imagine.

Still paying off lawyers.. this next paycheck (next week!) should hopefully get me close to paying them off completely.

No wifey-wife.. haven't resorted to that till I get this one rejected hehe.

I'm here if you need me bro, just make sure the rock is at least half a carat...

Hey! I saw a chick in here that wasn't me!!

I think there could be an answer to this look how many people are viewing the porn side to this site and look how many other people are in these kinds of thing. Angry!!

There's porn here?

Hey...we have another chick! Welcome, Ralli..... :thumbsup:

There's another cunt here - onya Seeker!!

^Cheers mate! How's things? Enjoy the public holiday?

Hey sweets! Yeah, had a great weekend camping on the beach up at Rainbow and hooning around in my fella's 4WD. You?

^What a hoot! Nothing that exciting... actually I was working :(

Okay thats where you are wrong. I have been away for awhile, but now I am back............ DOnt worry you arent the only chick. I am here too, and I am 100% female. .............................
:D

oh HELLO.............. :)
Serves me right to post before I read on................... lol - AND we live in the same city....................GROOVY BABY YEAH !!!!!! :crazy:

haha that's three of us all of a sudden! G'day Ralli!

Take it to the Ladies Lounge, please



;)

Yay. We need more girlies posting here in Oz.

oh no we aren't having more vaginas in here
now we cant walk around without pants anymore.

awww why not. I wont mind :crazy: :D

slimshaydee, I didn't take you as the shy type! ;)

no perving *smacks you*

Pepper, check. Tweezers, check. Magnifying glass, check. Come 'ere Slim...

sweet
im gonna rock out with my cock out.

ooooooooooooooo do it again.............heheee

gimmie one.... :)

Quote:
Originally posted by Meridae'n
I don't know much about art, but I like tits.
That should be Australia's new slogan.



I like it! Definitely has potential....

dammnn..ella girl..where ya been????

Tits are universal. It transcends the subcultures and divisions. Tits are acesome.

Nice to meet you. :surprised:

Hey sweetie....I've been around but reading and looking more than posting since they ditched our Aussie forum. I see Meri, Latch and Slim are MIA?

Hey Jetee...nice to meet you too, babe. :)

It must be nice, since I am smiling to hail your return.

Me wonders why I feel so relaxed when all around me is whoosing past.

yeah i know we lost a few aussies didnt we... maybe we can rally enough to get it back..

i just got excited when i see your name flash up!

how we gonna get those guys back now?

Not sure, mate. I had Meri's number but I think I deleted it. He probably still has mine! What about Stick...is he still around too?

Thanks for smiling, jetee....right back atcha!

missed ya', ella...

thanks for stopping by...

Y'all can think of me... ...as a chick, if you want to...
I'm good with my tongue.

(I don't have the tits,
but my jeans don't fit me well.
Levi's gives kickbacks.)

You all can think of me as chic if you like... or not.

Thankies, Phil. Coming back to TFP feels kinda like putting on an old, comfy sweater!**




**We call them "jumpers" in Aus, but I thought I would translate for you! :)

i've gotten "jumped" once or twice in sydney, sweetheart...

don't be a stranger...