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Old 06-06-2004, 06:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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my dad was there a lot in wwII , got kangaroo skins, a bull whip,and a kowalla "teddy bear",and and aussie wwwII hat... and I buy wicked weasel suits for my old lady.....I'm there in spirit!!!...love ya all,bobby
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Old 06-06-2004, 07:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Koalas are funny things.

They make lots of noise when they're shaggen, it's rather bizarre.

If I were an animal, I'd be a koala, cause it'd be mad to just sleep all day.
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Old 06-07-2004, 12:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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They sleep 22 hours a day, but eating gumleaves... fuck that.
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Old 06-07-2004, 12:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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the whole notion of sleeping 22hrs a day sounds fucking spectacular at the moment.. mmm sleep.
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Old 06-07-2004, 12:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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why is a wombat like a man?
it eats roots & leaves
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Old 06-07-2004, 02:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Koalas are funny things
i believe that Koala's have the smallest brain size to body size ratio of all mammals/marsupials.

guess they don't need to think much when they're sleeping 22hrs a day.
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Old 06-07-2004, 03:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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uder koalas in dictonary it says eats, roots and leaves :P
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Old 06-07-2004, 03:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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kiwis own koalas
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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kiwis shag sheep
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Is it true that koalas explode when the bushfires come through 'cos the eucalyptus makes them flammable?
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Old 06-09-2004, 08:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Is it true that koalas explode when the bushfires come through 'cos the eucalyptus makes them flammable?
I nearly fell off my chair when I read that.

You're terrible.
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Old 06-10-2004, 02:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Is it true that koalas explode when the bushfires come through 'cos the eucalyptus makes them flammable?
Yup! And make sure you put vegemite on your shoulders when you're walking in the bush, too!

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Old 06-10-2004, 02:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yup! And make sure you put vegemite on your shoulders when you're walking in the bush, too!

Who walks through the bush? Everyone knows we ride in kangaroo's pouches to go where we want to go.
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Old 06-16-2004, 05:10 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Is it true that koalas explode when the bushfires come through 'cos the eucalyptus makes them flammable?
Nah, eucalyptus just gives them wind - that's what goes off!
 
Old 06-16-2004, 05:13 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Is it true that koalas explode when the bushfires come through 'cos the eucalyptus makes them flammable?
nah, thats the Drop Bears...

(too much Bundy Rum in their veins...)
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Old 06-16-2004, 08:30 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Is it true that koalas explode when the bushfires come through 'cos the eucalyptus makes them flammable?
I just wanted to keep the pattern going...
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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The wombat (or man) doesn't leave until he's done rootin'.

So he eats, roots, shoots, and leaves.
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Old 07-08-2004, 03:44 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Are you an Aussie abroad then, platypus?
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Old 07-08-2004, 04:42 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Nope, but I've been married to one for almost 14 years now.

I feel that living with her for so long and often visiting my ocker outlaws on the Gold Coast has tweaked my brain.
I now tend to have a bit of a "No worries, mate. Have another beer." outlook on life.
For that, I am grateful.
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Old 07-08-2004, 04:59 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I now tend to have a bit of a "No worries, mate. Have another beer." outlook on life.
What a beautiful outlook it is to have
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Agreed. An Aussie influence can be a wonderful thing.
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Old 07-11-2004, 04:22 PM   #22 (permalink)
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"They sleep 22 hours a day, but eating gumleaves... fuck that."

I heard somewhere it's actually got a similar effect to pot on them (someone fill me in here). Which would be amusing, but that's probably just a reason someone made up to explain why they act so stoned
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Old 07-12-2004, 01:33 AM   #23 (permalink)
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The kids and I went to Australia Zoo the other weekend (home of Steve Irwin for you overseas dudes) and I got to cuddle a koala. Aside from the fact that he was incredibly cute, he was incredibly docile and had incredibly sharp claws.
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