bobby

my dad was there a lot in wwII , got kangaroo skins, a bull whip,and a kowalla "teddy bear",and and aussie wwwII hat... and I buy wicked weasel suits for my old lady.....I'm there in spirit!!!...love ya all,bobby

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cinnles

Koalas are funny things.

They make lots of noise when they're shaggen, it's rather bizarre.

If I were an animal, I'd be a koala, cause it'd be mad to just sleep all day.

Meridae'n

They sleep 22 hours a day, but eating gumleaves... fuck that.

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frozenstellar

the whole notion of sleeping 22hrs a day sounds fucking spectacular at the moment.. mmm sleep.

slimshaydee

why is a wombat like a man?
it eats roots & leaves

bundy

i think Wicked Weasel is a great Australian product.

i suggest we all commit to promoting their products as often as possible.i believe that Koala's have the smallest brain size to body size ratio of all mammals/marsupials.

guess they don't need to think much when they're sleeping 22hrs a day.

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killaudio

uder koalas in dictonary it says eats, roots and leaves :P

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killaudio

kiwis own koalas

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Meridae'n

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Ella

Is it true that koalas explode when the bushfires come through 'cos the eucalyptus makes them flammable?

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cinnles

I nearly fell off my chair when I read that.

You're terrible.

TIO

Yup! And make sure you put vegemite on your shoulders when you're walking in the bush, too!

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Latch

Who walks through the bush? Everyone knows we ride in kangaroo's pouches to go where we want to go.

Strobs

Nah, eucalyptus just gives them wind - that's what goes off!

bundy

nah, thats the Drop Bears...

(too much Bundy Rum in their veins...)

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Meridae'n

I just wanted to keep the pattern going...

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platypus

The wombat (or man) doesn't leave until he's done rootin'.

So he eats, roots, shoots, and leaves.

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Ella

Are you an Aussie abroad then, platypus?

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platypus

Nope, but I've been married to one for almost 14 years now.

I feel that living with her for so long and often visiting my ocker outlaws on the Gold Coast has tweaked my brain.
I now tend to have a bit of a "No worries, mate. Have another beer." outlook on life.
For that, I am grateful.

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Latch

What a beautiful outlook it is to have

Ella

Agreed. An Aussie influence can be a wonderful thing.

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Kajiro

"They sleep 22 hours a day, but eating gumleaves... fuck that."

I heard somewhere it's actually got a similar effect to pot on them (someone fill me in here). Which would be amusing, but that's probably just a reason someone made up to explain why they act so stoned

Ella

The kids and I went to Australia Zoo the other weekend (home of Steve Irwin for you overseas dudes) and I got to cuddle a koala. Aside from the fact that he was incredibly cute, he was incredibly docile and had incredibly sharp claws.

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