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not an aussie but...
my dad was there a lot in wwII , got kangaroo skins, a bull whip,and a kowalla "teddy bear",and and aussie wwwII hat... and I buy wicked weasel suits for my old lady.....I'm there in spirit!!!...love ya all,bobby :icare:
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Koalas are funny things.
They make lots of noise when they're shaggen, it's rather bizarre. :) If I were an animal, I'd be a koala, cause it'd be mad to just sleep all day. :) |
They sleep 22 hours a day, but eating gumleaves... fuck that.
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the whole notion of sleeping 22hrs a day sounds fucking spectacular at the moment.. mmm sleep.
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why is a wombat like a man?
it eats roots & leaves |
i think Wicked Weasel is a great Australian product.
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guess they don't need to think much when they're sleeping 22hrs a day. |
uder koalas in dictonary it says eats, roots and leaves :P
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kiwis own koalas
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Is it true that koalas explode when the bushfires come through 'cos the eucalyptus makes them flammable?
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You're terrible. ;) |
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(too much Bundy Rum in their veins...) |
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The wombat (or man) doesn't leave until he's done rootin'.
So he eats, roots, shoots, and leaves. |
Are you an Aussie abroad then, platypus?
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Nope, but I've been married to one for almost 14 years now.
I feel that living with her for so long and often visiting my ocker outlaws on the Gold Coast has tweaked my brain. I now tend to have a bit of a "No worries, mate. Have another beer." outlook on life. For that, I am grateful. |
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Agreed. An Aussie influence can be a wonderful thing.
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"They sleep 22 hours a day, but eating gumleaves... fuck that."
I heard somewhere it's actually got a similar effect to pot on them (someone fill me in here). Which would be amusing, but that's probably just a reason someone made up to explain why they act so stoned :p |
The kids and I went to Australia Zoo the other weekend (home of Steve Irwin for you overseas dudes) and I got to cuddle a koala. Aside from the fact that he was incredibly cute, he was incredibly docile and had incredibly sharp claws.
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