05-08-2003, 11:53 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Pro Libertate
Location: City Gecko
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How Dodgy Are You?
I got sent this today, hope you enjoy knowing how much time inside you should spend.
Dodgy R U? My results: Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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[color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious |
05-08-2003, 11:57 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000 |
05-08-2003, 12:01 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Canada
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Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000
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Legalize it. |
05-08-2003, 12:48 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000 It's nice to know that I can go back and visit bones for 45 more years. If it's wrong to be a Giant Hamburger then I don't want to be right. |
05-08-2003, 12:56 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: South of the border
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £2000
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"The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK) |
05-08-2003, 01:18 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Muy loca en la cabeza!!
Location: San Diego. Ca.
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000
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"Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today." |
05-08-2003, 01:57 PM | #10 (permalink) |
Pro Libertate
Location: City Gecko
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Oh MY Gawd...
Why has no-one reached my level of depravity according to the laws.... Don't worry I have been to reform school that has taught me how to behave.
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[color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious |
05-08-2003, 02:07 PM | #11 (permalink) |
Crazy
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit! Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000 i guess having everything handed to you when you were younger is good when it came to all the theft questions. i need to go out and commit some crimes yo keep up with you guys though |
05-08-2003, 07:14 PM | #18 (permalink) |
Junkie
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit! Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
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"Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head |
05-13-2003, 10:05 AM | #24 (permalink) |
Banned
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 |
05-13-2003, 12:01 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Columbia Falls, MT
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £7000
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Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days |
05-13-2003, 12:08 PM | #26 (permalink) |
Hiding Out
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 79 Potential fine: £2000 *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed But this is mostly UK and stuff...I'm safe here in the US.
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05-13-2003, 04:21 PM | #27 (permalink) |
Cosmically Curious
Location: Chicago, IL
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In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000
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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan |
05-13-2003, 04:31 PM | #28 (permalink) |
green
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Years in prison: 94 Potential fine: £9500 Yeah.... yaw pwobabwy wight.
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Your arms are broken! |
05-13-2003, 05:04 PM | #29 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £2000 It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man. |
05-13-2003, 05:09 PM | #30 (permalink) |
Crazy
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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit! Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000 Bullshit, I'm not "upstanding".
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05-14-2003, 12:01 PM | #31 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Beach House on the Moon
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000 But I been a good boy momma, I swear!
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The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason. I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution! |
05-14-2003, 07:16 PM | #32 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000 *sounds like me* |
05-15-2003, 01:08 PM | #33 (permalink) |
Banned
Location: ketchikan
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £2000 |
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